Fuck this

fuck this

I know. Who could possibly do that? It's unthinkable!

Literally impossible

I just...I just can't even FATHOM how somebody can do this...like...jesus christ man, it's probably easier winning the lottery than getting hit by lightning twice!

who else /no fap/ here?

I haven't fapped since my teen years, though that's mostly because that's how long I've been getting laid.

She used to be hot af.
Much diamonds.

Hollywood makes up the weirdest stories. I mean who could even go for a week without sex? 40 days is just unthinkable.

>Straight white male is raped to prevent him from observing his religious practices
So would it be a comedy if I made a movie about how I raped little Ayaan to prevent her from facing mecca?

Meming aside, this movie is fucking terrible.

>films pathetic male loser virgins don't understand

It was back in the 90's when people still took Catholics seriously.

Calm down.

It was a film based on the idea that sex would be all the sweeter if you waited and...by simple biology any male knows this isn't true.

It's placed upon the idea of "kismet." Or that they were destined to be with one another but his circumstance forbid it.

You fucking, morons.

i did it all my life, op. saving myself for a qt gook like pic-related

>It was a film based on the idea that sex would be all the sweeter if you waited
No. The film emphasised how difficult the task at hand was. American movies and tv shows do this a lot. Sitcoms especially. A character doesn't have sex for like a week and suddenly they're thrown into some sort of existential crisis brought on by a dry spell.

I start /no fap/ after every time I fap. I have a good feeling about this one though.

Hey, me too!

>In Love with Shannyn Sossamon
>Wanted to go see this in theaters
>Cousins out vote me
>We see The Time Machine instead
>Afterwards they mock me
>"40 Days and 40 Nights looks good too bad no one brought it up"

Fucking bastard cousins, i missed out on sexy Shannyn Sossamon on the big screen for the fucking time machine, I'll hold onto that grudge until i die.

Wrong, completely.

It was set in San Fransisco you moron.

Hell I'm from Montana and the moment I start talking (even though I don't know I'm doing it) it's like- hey are you a cowboy? Where's your ranch?

Yeah we have one but I only work on it when the generator breaks down fuck.

No hat and all cows fucking hell can I just work on your server? Might make me feel better when a Californian walks in asking for a 400$ hat.

Shannyn Sossamon is my waifu though

>The Time Machine
Both movies are pretty bad, but 40 days is even worse.

Similar thing happened in Seinfeld, where George stops having sex and becomes super smart

Well 13 year old me had a boner for Shannyn Sossamon.

although i enjoyed the time machine

I got really scared at that part where the monsters stormed the village and poisoned them with the darts and had to pretend to go to the bathroom for 30 minutes

I didn't get scared but that was my favorite scene, i thought the monsters were cool looking

i also thought they looked like Danny Trejo, pic related

>tfw 21 V


I'm not gonna make it aren't I?
Fuck. I'll killmyself next year anyway.

How have I never noticed how badly she's photoshopped into that poster before?

>40 days without sex

KEK. Is this one of those fantasy shows?

>girls start fucking at 14
>by the time they are 21 they have 7 years of experience and have been fucked by numerous different men
>laughing sluts.jpg

Ain't that the true cracka.

its true though. I lost my v at age 15 to a 16 yr old girl. she had a crush on me and invited me over at her house while her parents was gone. of course botched it and I came early but she was cute about it. that was how many years ago? 20? i'd imagine girls today would be much more active

Good job, that's statutory rape you creepy fuck.

Dat orchid scene tho.

we're both guilty then

I'm on my 12th day.

DUDE 40 DAYS WITHOUT SEX?

WTF HOW DOES HE DO THAT?

Only men can rape.

have none of you watched the movie?

He has to go 40 days and 40 nights not only without having sex, but without orgasming at all.

:o

LMAO American fucking laws.
Rest of the world is laughing at you.

dumb premise aside this movie was pretty shit

got myself a walking, talking, living doll

fapping is a chore now anyway

Try to do it less often, then.

when was the last time either of you went 40 days without orgasming?

This movie gave me a fetish for sex with clothes on. The scene where that slut rapes that dude is hnggg.

I haven't fapped for about 3 months now. I am #Pure4Trump

A much better plot would be 40 days and 40 nights without the internet

that would be a REAL challenge

>Pure4Trump

kek what a waste. all that sacrifice for a man that will lose by the biggest landslide in history

If you could do it less often without discomfort and rage, it wouldn't be such a chore, but its like pooping or doing laundry, its got to be done.

fucking millenials kek

This
There is no way he'll win.

Once again, try doing it less often and you won't find it to be a chore.

Once again its either do your chores or experience discomfort and rage which makes is what makes chores such a chore.

>experience discomfort and rage
And that's when you do it, in which it won't be a cure.

A week without sex is doable. A week without masturbation is a purgatory

All these points are valid reasons why this movie is awful.
-the guy is a sex addict, who is incapable of controlling his dick.
-everyone else in the movie is a fucking scumbag who either keeps trying to lure him or trick him into sex.
-he wouldn't explain anything to the new girl that he actually likes, who could actually aid him, so she keeps sexually harassing him.
-they make it seem like any guy will die or get all weird and squirrelly if he can't have sex on demand for 6 weeks.
-they act like model building is the only hobby left to a guy who isn't getting laid every night.
-all the women dress and act like complete whores, specifically to harass the guy.
-the movie ends with a literal rape, where the victim is completely shamed and ostracized, and the rapist is rewarded.

Holy fuck I hate the way men are treated in this movie.

Someone literally just said the cure is to do it less than that, though.

t. proud (nu)male feminist

nods respectfully

Do you mean ?

That was me. It won't be a chore if you do it when you start to feel lust, meaning if it's a chore, you should probably do it less often.

is it just me or are those like the most perfect fitting jeans ever?

makes me want a pair

>-everyone else in the movie is a fucking scumbag who either keeps trying to lure him or trick him into sex.

its fun to fuck around with your friend for a seemingly joke challenge anyway.

>-they make it seem like any guy will die or get all weird and squirrelly if he can't have sex on demand for 6 weeks.

its true though. unless you've grown accustomed to not getting any pussy loser

>-they act like model building is the only hobby left to a guy who isn't getting laid every night.
it could be any hobby. hell back then i used to play mtg / l5r

>-all the women dress and act like complete whores, specifically to harass the guy.

KEK. go outside for once

>-the movie ends with a literal rape, where the victim is completely shamed and ostracized, and the rapist is rewarded.
a guy getting ((((raped))))) by a hot girl?
HORY SHIT

All true, shit movie portraying shiteaters. Underage will disagree to be edgy.

Huh?

It's a fucking comedy you misguided piece of shit. Yes they exaggerated everything because it's funnier that way. Who the fuck goes to the movies to see real life depictions of normal fucking life. Jesus fucking Christ Sup Forums you're all worse than fucking Sup Forums you have to fucking over analyze every little goddamn things instead of just enjoying something for what it is. The premise of the movie was good for the time period and totally captured the mood of the times. It's certainly not fucking Kino but it wasn't written to be so lay the fuck off you stupid cunts.

>Prometheus
>comedy

Whoops, wrong thread.

But seriously, this is a really, really, really bad film. As in, probably the worst film I've seen in a long time.

>be autistic me
>OP movie comes on at friend's house while he has girl and me over
>friend lowkey asks me to leave
>thought the movie was pic related
>said I wanted to watch this movie
>he kicks me out anyway
>later realize it wasn't that movie

lol heh

Sup Forums turns a totally innocuous, highly forgettable little movie into the subject of abject horror because they refuse to leave the house on a consistent basis.

I went 2 days without fapping for nofap. Broke my 'streak' last night because i was laying in bed and would not fall asleep without a fap.

So is the general consensus about quitting fapping just to do it cold turkey? Or should i ease myself off?

I don't get it, why did he kick you out to see that movie with that girl?

>just to do it cold turkey?
Try to quit cold turkey and try again if you fall off the wagon.

I went with the patch, or the gum. But I hear the gum can give you stomach cramps, so be forewarned.

>Tell me user, why are you still a virgin at your age? Don't you have a female friend to help you?

>land of the free

Buy a dog collar and shock yourself every time you have the urge to fap.

It's just a movie lol user.

>tfw friend was hospitalized for using both at the same time

a cum patch and gum?

no idea but 30 days of night is good
you should check it out

Silly boy.

vaginas look like axe wounds

this

>Date girl
>Get raped
>Girl blames you for being unfaithful during rape
>Romantic comedy

>It was back in the 90's when people still took Catholics seriously.
Fuck off Mohammed.

But they, at leas,t explained that it wasn't that George stopped having sex, but stopped thinking about sex. That's what freed his mind up to work better.