Westworld

>This is restricted area.

>Low Bernard, I'm authorized.

Said when going down. Does this mean there is an Upper Bernard, who is not authorized in going upstairs? Discuss.

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That's correct.

this hilarious joke couldnt be posted in one of many pre-existing Westward threads, you special snowflake?

Terrible plebdit tier post senpai you should be ashamed

Lower Bernard is the one who is shrunk while upper Bernard, or the "prime" Bernard as I like to call it, is the original

he had to make it clear he wasn't the shrinkworld version of himself

today I will remind them

nice

So this is that famous shrink ray?

Reminder that Bernard Lowe=Arnold Weber

reminder that Weber is a made-up surname

>speedwatchers

>just about to eat one third a block of feta cheese and watch westworld episode

Hannibal is awesome. MAGA.

god damn this shrink meme is gold

It both shrinks and duplicates? This is new.

>you know what'd be an awesome idea?
>there's a serious saboteur/spy in the park
>therefore even though I know a security guard, I will not bring him
>instead I will go into an abandoned theater by myself
>when I find evidence, I will stay there instead of just grabbing shit and/or calling for immediate secure backup
>I will hear something and call out "Hello" instead of grabbing the knife I brought

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS WOMAN'S PROBLEM???

missed the new ep. was there BBC in it?

you are doing this wrong. You want to turn this capekino board into a grimdark board, but this comic book movies fan board deserves to be more upbeat and fun

how are we supposed to enjoy the robot uprising if everyone is super competent and prevents it?

"Whys that butcher walking round with one of the hosts?"

"Just pretend not to notice them so the plot can progress"

>Weber is a made-up surname

yeah I don't envy the guys who wrote this episode

>my most mechanical and dirty hand
what did he mean by this?

why do the staff need to physically travel to the world but the robots are always in both places at the same time?

If that's a restricted area, who's job is it to change that trashcan of water?

heartless and filthy

Mechanical as in acting without emotion, machine-like, and a literal reference to his being a machine. Dirty meaning evil, tarnished, wrong, impure, and also a reference to his being a former cannibal professor.

>in control of a synths motor functions
>give it maximum intelligence because it's blackmailing you
>not jus giving it 0 intelligence then restraining it

>that one guy who gets to watch the lesbian robots go at it.

Life isn't fair.

I imagine it gets pretty tedious. It's not just watching, he has to programme them and make sure they get it right. Imagine watching the exact same porno for hours straight but the girls in it keep fucking up slightly

Just watched the episode.
So what did you think when you heard those sounds?
youtube.com/watch?v=UR9u1AmwJvg

Easter egg? Or....?

I love the show but it's really going full retard way too fast. How the fuck can you be blackmailed by an object that can be shutdown at will.

She would have killed them the next time since she doesn't forget, i guess? And they also said that stats get resetted when sge gets checked so she would have come back with the same stats, i don't know this is the less shitty explanation i can come up with.

Yeah, because that'd be way worse than lugging stuff around a cold warehouse. Sitting in an office all day, serving drinks to drunks etc

Downstairs = Hell
Upstairs = Heaven

who is to say that security wasn't in on it? That securitybrah isn't in the pocket of Theresa?

She only trusts bernard

Yeah that happened way too easily, it took a couple of words, next thing, they're roaming around the compex (people ignoring the fact along the way)
LAZY writing.

...

this

>elevator open up
No
>sudo elevator open up
Okay

I'm actually willing to bet the person that grabbed her was the security chief

well the whole point was that she could wake up at will - so they might not have been able to shut her down.

What was retarded was him not using the networked computer to call for help, or to reset all her parameters to 0, making her a retard, and then going for help

>I'm Arthur Rice

What did he mean by this?