The MEMES are WEAK!

The MEMES are WEAK!

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The memes are weak? Fuckin' memes are weak? You're weak. I've been shitposting FIFTEEN years!

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COFFEE IS FOR BIG GUYS ONLY

for you

A! B! S!
Always Be Shitposting!
You don't like it, go home, it's too much work, go home, this shitposting job is for closers only!

Big guy? I don't give a shit. Cuckposter? FUCK YOU, go home and play with your wife's kids.

You certainly don't pal, 'cause the good news is - you're banned. Oh? Have I got your attention now? Good. Cause we're adding a little something to this month's shitposting contest. As you all know first prize is a year's worth of Brendan Fraser's alimony. Anyone wanna see second prize? Second prize is a set of Sup Forums gold passes. Third prize is you're banned. Get the picture? You laughing now? You got memes. You can't close the memes you're given you can't close shit. You ARE shit. Hit the bricks, pal, and beat it 'cause you are going OUT.

kek

I'm a shitposter. I set high goals, and I've been told that I'm persistent. Now, I'm not fooling myself, sir. Having been raised with the upvoting movement so popular in reddit, I used to expect my threads to be considered. But I know that these days, our board culture no long caters to the thread loyalty that could be promised to earlier generations. What I believe, sir, is that good memes come to those who work their asses off. And that people such as yourself, who reached the top of the catalog didn't just fall there. My motto is, if you want to get the dubs, you have to make the money to buy the Sup Forums pass.

Go home and play with your fucking shinebox!

10/10

The richest one percent of this country owns half our country's wealth, five trillion dollars. One third of that comes from hard work, two thirds comes from inheritance, interest on interest accumulating to widows and idiot sons and what I do, stock and real estate speculation. It's bullshit. You got ninety percent of the American public out there with little or no net worth. I create nothing. I own. We make the rules, pal. The news, war, peace, famine, upheaval, the price per paper clip. We pick that rabbit out of the hat while everybody sits out there wondering how the hell we did it. Now you're not naive enough to think we're living in a democracy, are you buddy? It's the free market. And you're a part of it. You've got that killer instinct. Stick around pal, I've still got a lot to teach you.

>So I went the white boy way of slinging crack-rock: I became a stock broker.
What did he mean by this?

I can go out tonight, TONIGHT, with the memes you got and make 5000 (You)s.

Can you?

I can go out there tonight, the post delays you got, make myself fifteen thousand shitposts. TONIGHT, IN TWO HOURS.

>Act as if you got a 9" cock. Okay? Act as if
What did he mean by this?

>"We're adding a little something to this month's Janitor of the month contest. As you all know first prize is nothing. Anyone wanna see second prize? Second prize is a set of nothing. Third prize is nothing. Get the picture?"

And you know what you'll be saying?

Bunch a fags on r/Sup Forums

"Oh yeah I used to shitpost on Sup Forums, its a tough racket"

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>What I'm saying is, what is our content? Our content is shitposting, or it's baneposting.That's it. That's our content. Where's the television and film?

"If you sell me this pen, will you die?"

Did ya ever take a dump that madeya feel like you were banned for 12 hours?

-or-
"If you sell me this pen, will you die?"

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What a weird picture. Everyone but the guy 3rd from the right looks out of place.

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Underrated as fuark

>You know Mr Wilson, some time ago, in the Bronze Age, a tribal people squabbled in filth somewhere around modern day Cambodia and are now fondly referred to as the "Leech Ones" by a small, dedicated sect of historians. While the majority of their existence has been lost to the sandy ruins of time much like my ex-wives, minute traces live on through ancient hieroglyphs and pottery. One such piece sits on my coffee table and is more valuable than the lives of 30 Cambodians - considering that's how many died pulling up the sunken ruins where it lay in the predator-infested swamps of the Tonle Sap-Mekong Peat Forests. Also five mules. Inscribed on this pot is a depiction of the long lost technique of the "Blood Nurture" wherein a mother, already used for the purpose of breeding, fulfills her final, most important job. The land of Cambodia is a harsh mistress and the newborn children had to eat. To ensure the survival of the tribe, the men would fasten makeshift masks of cut stones to the children's faces and attach them to the mother with rope fashioned from the local flora. The young would stay attached to the mother and cut her to bits, feasting on the blood and flesh for sustenance until she keeled over and died days later, afraid, in pain, and betrayed. Now, I look at you, and I see your business, and that pot won't stay out of my head. You're not a shark Mr Wilson. You're not a leech. You're a Cambodian woman being drained of her lifeblood by tiny babies.

>I'm out.

Hee hee... I sure like this "Bane" meme.

- Frank

>These are the new memes. These are the Glengarry memes. And to you, they’re Sup Forums gold. And you don’t get them. Because to give them to you is just throwing them away. They’re for closers.

>I’d wish you good dubs but you wouldn’t know what to do with them if you got 'em. And to answer your question, pal, why am I here? I came here because Pepe and Wojak asked me to, they asked me for a favor. I said, the real favor, follow my advice and ban your fuckin' ass because a loser is a loser.

FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you used an iPhone 4 to post here tonight. I used a 4 thousand dollar Alienware Laptop -- THAT'S MY NAME.

>all Sup Forums threads smell vaguely of Sup Forums. It gets so you don't mind it. That's the worst thing that I can confess

CIA THATS MY NAME.

ALWAYS
BE
MEMEING

So what do people like you think when you sit down to make a thread like this? What is your end game? What is your point?

I would love to know what goes on in your minds.

Wouldn't you love to know

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this movie is 10x better than Wolf of Wall Street

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that he wants to please women

My fucking sides

For you
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Why didn't he just work at target?

>its a cuckposting thread

I don't know where to begin.

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