Can we get a Jaredge Leto thread going?

Can we get a Jaredge Leto thread going?

Posting mine

What an insane asylum

Might be my favorite one here

Transcending movies into reality

Last one I have

The first one was funny, the rest suck. Maybe try:

"I pulled a lot of insane tricks on the cast and crew. It got out of control when I told Will Smith his cab was waiting out front. He went out front, and there was no cab. He was speechless."

More please

ITT: times you freaked mom like the jokester

>be me
>get home after a long day riding around on the train, staring freakishly at cute girls
>take off my purple joker dinner jacket and throw it humourously onto my bedroom floor
>notice how worn the fabric is
>it's covered in rips and brown stains and still reeks of the time I spilled one of my piss jars on it
>pick up the jacket and inhale deeply
>remember all the great times I've had wearing the jacket
>put it back on, one last time
>one final joke
>stride hilariously out of my room
>travel up the corridor
>creep into my mother's room to ask her to drive me to the shops so she can buy me another white dinner jacket I can dye purple
>my mother is on the bed, four fingers plunging furiously in and out of her quivering vagina
>she's shocked but too close to cumming to stop
>about to back out but the jacket infuses me with the spirit of the joker
>leap onto the bed and whip out my phimosis encrusted dick
>stab wildly at my mothers engorged labia, ejaculating my dark grey semen all over her hand
>collapse on top of her, whimpering "f-feed the d-dog... cat food"
>take the jacket off my face
>I'm actually lying in a gutter
>covered in shit and garbage
>my mom kicked me out six months ago due to my NEET lifestyle
>pop the collar on my crusty tie dye dinner jacket
>point my fingers to the stars like a gun
>fire the gun and bring my finger to my lips and blow
>"See you, space cowboy..."
>tense my bowels as hard as I can and shit diarrhoea down my legs for warmth as I roll over for the night
>it's going to be a long winter

I fucking hate this cunt

That's not bad. I'll shop that later.

>my mom kicked me out due to my neet lifestyle
>point my fingers to stars like a gun
>as i roll over for the night
>pop the collar
lol i laughed desu

Holy fucking shit

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Don't act like that wouldn't piss you off

I was at work once when my co-worker did this to me. I just looked at her and cackled. She and Will were speechless.

>would the joker use a prop knife
Ha

>"looks like Marie Callender's Fettuccini with Chicken and Broccoli is back off the menu boys!"

I really cannot get over how much worse jared leto is compared to Heath Ledger. the guy makes the Joker look like a joke.

OK jared

pls tell me this is true

>collapse on top of her, whimpering "f-feed the d-dog... cat food"

This one got me