Tfw everyone of your former empire speaks russian

>tfw everyone of your former empire speaks russian

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weak poor decentralised blob =/= empire

>tfw everyone of your former landmasses call you monkey subhuman

i hate racism so much...

кypвa мaть, дoлoй пaнoв

you will learn polish anyway when you will try to get the visa

But they don't need to get visas anymore ;^)

its only tourist visas not work permits

>polish empire

Isn't polish just a Russian dialect anyway?

I want to the based leafland.

>be irish
>die becouse you can't fish

>implying they will take you with their new diversity program

polish is like ugly czech on steroids

true enough

>what is illegal employment

ohhh boy its nothing like that EU is nazi about things like this t. worked in 2001 in Germany and got deported even tho i was smart

But that's Germans, they're kind of obsessed with Ordnung. I doubt it's the same in Poland.

who would want to come work illegaly in polan

me

>who would want to come work illegaly in polan
we call them hohols ;)

you are welcome to work in Polan

>Finns are forced to learn swedish
feels good t b h

I am white by the way

Cool i am slavic

who can I work in Poland?

At least you guys have Chicago

dunno whatever you want/have education in

aren't niggers invading it?

hohol

Idk. Not sure what goes on in Chicago

Nah, If I ever decided to migrate illegally, I'd go to Spain. They're friendly people, and they give you a residence permit after 3 years of living there even if you were doing that illegally.

>tfw everyone in your former state speaks spanish
Feels bad man

isn't spain just a huge shithole with 100% unemployment?

don't offend me like that

Go to Germany say you are oppressed homosexual refugee

Yes, but it has good climate, and in the worst case scenario you can just beg for money on the streets

This guy seems to do fine there though:
youtube.com/watch?v=c4FLFr5e6Lg

seems cool if things go bad just say that you are a gay refugee and we will take you

there is the problem he is not shitskin

but what if just saying that will not be enough and they'll want me to prove that?

just suck one time

нy тpaхнeшьcя в пoпкy пapy paз этo жe eвpoпa, никтo кoco cмoтpeть нe бyдeт

Oh I can train you, my man!

S-sorry, I'm not European enough for that.

It's literally 1 min until he cums

how do you know that?

i am a vietnam refugee

It is easier to the ears. Can't stand the hissing and zshing that you call polish. Russian sounds like a tape played backwards but it's still more beautiful.

why you don't go to USA? You'd can suck to Vietnam veteran

Is it really that bad in Vietnam that you're ready to suck dicks to get out of there?

hnnnnnnnnngggggggggg

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He has a good chance coming in.

I work in Gdańsk with some guys from north korea guess it
tried they didnt accept me

Should've let the Jerries populate the entire stretch between Moscow and Berlin with little clocktower villages

>I work in Gdańsk with some guys from north korea guess it
do you make ACID or something similar?

i repair ships

I don't believe you

i repair ships from 6 am to 6pm whats wrong with that

why you don't leave?

I heard that mafia uses vietnamese for shady deals in Poland

Nothing, repairing ships is good honest work

poles are not racist to asians i was on vacations in western europe and they laughed at me all the time
Mafia is dead since 2013
yea bad thing is that they don't pay for the north koreans

Bog je srbin

>Mafia is dead since 2013
why?

they were to greedy and started to transport the MDMA in Germany

fuck this, poor guys
are they really brainwashed?

No they speak perfect Polish they live here becouse kim-senpai wants the free money from their work

same shit here they work for food but they looks happy

are they living in a protected commie block too?

Anything is paradise after living in a shithole like NK

no they live deep in forest as usual
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feels pretty bad

worse than in Poland

at least they are happy

but it is better than in NK

>be boot polish
>die

everythings better than NK i also considered going to Russia but after the economic crush i said no

heh you make right choice
How long have you lived there?

Smierć maskaliam! Žyvie Bielaruś!

Polish is West Slavic,along with Czech, Slovak, and Sorbian.
Russian is East Slavic, along with Belarusian, Ukrainian, and Rusyn. Those last 3 used to be one language - Ruthenian, which was widely spoken in Poland-Lithuania.

in vietnam? 20 years

no in Poland

3 years

>No Lithuanian flags
Seems like they're tough to bant.

Fun fact: Ruthenian was often called "Lithuanian" (Литoвcкий язык, Litovskij jazyk) at the time.

No wonder, they were not that different at the time I guess.