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Anyone going to the rave in London on Saturday?

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sophie

In here lads

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You know what that needs, right? That needs a massive DONK on it.

>tfw no Blackout Crew fan chav gf

all these melts not using this thread

>people fucked over by the system want change
no shit

crush me with those thighs sophie

>311 posts

fuck off you idiot

give me a rate lads

night lads, can't be up late for the daily grind tomorrow

NEED a gibi gf

strange how 5'9 is supposedly around average height yet the majority of males in this uk are on average 4 inches taller than me

fast stream lad here.

in a bit of a dilemma as to whether i should actually do it.

currently doing a research job at a top (i mean ltierally top) uni - that could lead to a phd - albeit in a softer area than i actually studied.

on the other hand the ol' 'stream could lead to lots of money and probably opportunities of going private - as well as potentially the opportunity to do a phd at a lesser university.

my problem is this - i think to get to the top of your game in my trade you need a phd. i feel more and more that it has become a bit of a minimum requirement and unfortunately as far as anything academic goes - name can outweigh even your own performance.

In some sense I'm worried although the normal life that the fast-stream represents will never go. The interesting opportunity which i am presented with now, may never come back.

that said im not 100% convinced i want to do a phd - but also not 100% convinced i want to be a normie wagey consultant or government cuck

angry kid/10

We shoot the sick, the young, the lame,
We do our best to wound and maim,
Because the kills all count the same,
Napalm sticks to kids.

Flying low across the trees,
Pilots doing what they please,
Dropping frags on refugees,
Napalm sticks to kids.

Gooks in the open, making hay,
But I can hear the gunships say,
"There'll be no Chieu Hoi today,"
Napalm sticks to kids.

See those farmers over there,
Watch me get them with a pair,
Blood and guts just everywhere,
Napalm sticks to kids.

I've only seen it happen twice,
But both times it was mighty nice,
Shooting peasants planting rice,
Napalm sticks to kids.

Napalm, son, is lots of fun,
Dropped in a bomb or shot from a gun,
It gets the gooks when on the run,
Napalm sticks to kids.

Drop some napalm on a farm,
It won't do them any harm,
Just burn off their legs and arms,
Napalm sticks to kids.

CIA with guns for hire,
Montagnards around a fire,
Napalm makes the fire go higher,
Napalm sticks to kids.

Children sucking on a mother's tit,
Wounded gooks down in a pit,
DOW Chemical doesn't give a shit,
Napalm sticks to kids.

Bombadiers don't care a bit,
Just as long as the pieces fit,
When you stuff the bodies in a pit,
Napalm sticks to kids.

Eighteen kids in a No Fire Zone,
Books under arms and going home,
Last in line goes home alone,
Napalm sticks to kids.

Chuck in a sampan, sitting in the stern,
They don't think their boats will burn,
Those damn gooks will never learn,
Napalm sticks to kids.

Cobras flying in the sun,
Killing gooks is mucho of fun,
Get one pregnant and it's two for one,
Napalm sticks to kids.

Shoot civilians where they sit,
Take some pictures as you split,
All your life you'll remember it,
Napalm sticks to kids.

Gather kids as you fly over town,
By throwing candy on the ground,
Then grease 'em when they gather 'round,
Napalm sticks to kids.

They're in good shape for the shape they're in,
But god I wonder how they can win
With napalm running down their skin,
Napalm sticks to kids.

>A king may move a man, a father may claim a son. But remember that, even when those who move you be kings or men of power, your soul is in your keeping alone. When you stand before God you cannot say “but I was told by others to do thus” or that “virtue was not convenient at the time.” This will not suffice. Remember that.

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>failures want free stuff

you mean

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leftypol absolutely fumes whenever you post the le badly drawn leftist meme

if you want to do academia you need a PhD or DPhil

fact

>abject failures blame the system rather than themselves

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>100% of rorkes are neets

makes you think

I'm abnormie as fuck lad.

I have no friends. I'm miserable at my life (i wish i was just born to rich parents so i didnt have to go to work or try)

funny you should say that, I'm 6 foot nothing and am fully aware that I'm a good 3" higher than average

anime

wow now THIS is a spicy and original comment

>not lookin at why they did
good prole

I thought the point of the meme was that it usually includes some sort of obvious logical fallacy?

Gf makes fun of me for believing in white genocide lads

Trying to redpill her

Dr. Palvin, I'm C.O.A.L

stop moaning about being 5'9, it could always be worse

Don't want academia.

Might want to work in some of the big institutions like the UN or whatnot - which also typically require PhD/DPhil. Similarly simply having a DPhil from a good university will litearlly get you any job anywhere on earth (within reason)

stop you fucking runt

bit autistic that you notice the height of every lad you see and then when you get home you count it all up and come to find an average

>I'm abnormie as fuck lad

>oh woe is me, should I stay in a top (i mean literally top) uni and do a PhD or should I take the fast stream job, 45k starting

Yeah, super abnormie

FOLNT (the L is for lying)

>UN

Three languages minimum.

undecided about what to wank over tonight

reread it again

big cheese in a bedsit

Based America spreading muh freedums

WHEN IS FATHERS DAY LADS!?

dont do it

Well lads.

Would you?

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It was last Sunday

>being a human trash apologist

hmm would it be a stretch to assume you are both unemployed and live with your parents? no I don't think so

Listen lads, I know you want to blame others for your own mistakes and failures but really they're your own fucking fault

They fuck you up, your mum and dad.
They may not mean to, but they do.
They fill you with the faults they had
And add some extra, just for you.

But they were fucked up in their turn
By fools in old-style hats and coats,
Who half the time were soppy-stern
And half at one another’s throats.

Man hands on misery to man.
It deepens like a coastal shelf.
Get out as early as you can,
And don’t have any kids yourself.

>british poetry

me?x

>no friends
>miserable

these outweight my career success.
i have 2, would be a pleasure to get a third.

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never seen an ugly half asian girl

alri

Fast stream is really long desu and not as well paid as other grad schemes (obviously). I'd only do it if you're interested in government work long term or if you have no other options. What department?

There are more unemployed than jobs made you mong

Both your career option require great inter-personal skills. You're friendless by choice.

You know nothing of misery, stop acting like you know what it's like you normie fuck

>Sup Forums sticky is a list of logical fallacies
>make ms paint comics that are literally strawmen
ahhh yesss

>DP

Howling

cute boys

female hapas are fucking great, shame the guys always end up salty as fuck for some reason

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future garage

Might do a drive around GTAV on my XBox 360 for a few hours, while listening to a podcast.

Joey Diaz (Church of What's Happening Now)
The Joe Rogan Experience
Sleepycast
The Dick Show
Bill Burr's Monday Morning Podcast
Nick Di Paolo
Hollywood Handbook

Lots of new episodes to choose from.

It's like 'illsbrah, la

dont wanna say. but not necessarily the most prestigious one.

i got the impression from the phone call i had with them that it was only 2 years before i got the promotion to 50k odd. I was also thinking I could get a second masters under the faststream and do a PhD more in my original field after 2-3 years (but this would almost certainly be at a less uni).

that's a very black tower

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It puts you on the doorstep of the senior civil service. Which as well as ready access to the people who run the country for networking, gives you early and extensive experience of running a government department.

Which is a great transferable skill to the private sector.

>You arrive in London, c.2017AD

this is going straight on /r/evilbuildings !!!!

racist

*the absurd contradictions of oligarchy

reddit cunt

>Both your career option require great inter-personal skill
i got my current job through writing a good letter and reading up on excel before the interview

i got into the fast stream by analysing documents very quickly.

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matthew luddite

>It's not my real utopian capitalism thats never happend
yeah ok lad

As you were lads

ummm no swear words are allowed in /brit/ sweaty x

What the civil service (GES) like long term?

the bankers

>I'm just so naturally talented and smart, please feel sympathy for me

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So? Your own fault for being less marketable than other people

I don't even need to point out the absurdities of communism

banger

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mayor's failing at Sim City 4

Um no sweetie x
not an argument
Retard

america is a shitty place for more reasons than capitalism, not that i'm particularly fond of capitalism myself

3D futa

yeah this is the other thing.

I could probably smash the private sector by being in the ol' 'stream

Whereas I could smash up international organisations and (ironically) governments, by pursuing the a PhD from a top uni.

Not even him but stop being so angry and bitter not his or my fault you're a failure

Just shut up and let him ask the question

use the GTA Skyhook mod so you can set the weather to be 'rainy nighttime thunderstorm' 24/7, you can turn off your player characters voices/comments and put on your custom radio while driving around all comfylike

Ask on TSR with the rest of the normies

What a fucking ugly skyline. London really is an overrated shithole of a city.

love it when this tyoon comes on in the agora

slayin slave pussy everyday

Me and the bf

>So? Your own fault for being less marketable than other people

>tfw not even that smart
>tfw just incredibly good at jumping through hoops


im sad though lad, i have friends, no gf or prospects for a wife who can bear me spawn which would make all this success meaningful with.

contemplating the 3rd wank of the day

sister is in the next room though

Can I install that on my XBox 360 version? Don't have it for PC.