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the youth I never had edition
get fucked janny sub edition

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We shoot the sick, the young, the lame,
We do our best to wound and maim,
Because the kills all count the same,
Napalm sticks to kids.

Flying low across the trees,
Pilots doing what they please,
Dropping frags on refugees,
Napalm sticks to kids.

Gooks in the open, making hay,
But I can hear the gunships say,
"There'll be no Chieu Hoi today,"
Napalm sticks to kids.

See those farmers over there,
Watch me get them with a pair,
Blood and guts just everywhere,
Napalm sticks to kids.

I've only seen it happen twice,
But both times it was mighty nice,
Shooting peasants planting rice,
Napalm sticks to kids.

Napalm, son, is lots of fun,
Dropped in a bomb or shot from a gun,
It gets the gooks when on the run,
Napalm sticks to kids.

Drop some napalm on a farm,
It won't do them any harm,
Just burn off their legs and arms,
Napalm sticks to kids.

CIA with guns for hire,
Montagnards around a fire,
Napalm makes the fire go higher,
Napalm sticks to kids.

Children sucking on a mother's tit,
Wounded gooks down in a pit,
DOW Chemical doesn't give a shit,
Napalm sticks to kids.

Bombadiers don't care a bit,
Just as long as the pieces fit,
When you stuff the bodies in a pit,
Napalm sticks to kids.

Eighteen kids in a No Fire Zone,
Books under arms and going home,
Last in line goes home alone,
Napalm sticks to kids.

Chuck in a sampan, sitting in the stern,
They don't think their boats will burn,
Those damn gooks will never learn,
Napalm sticks to kids.

Cobras flying in the sun,
Killing gooks is mucho of fun,
Get one pregnant and it's two for one,
Napalm sticks to kids.

Shoot civilians where they sit,
Take some pictures as you split,
All your life you'll remember it,
Napalm sticks to kids.

Gather kids as you fly over town,
By throwing candy on the ground,
Then grease 'em when they gather 'round,
Napalm sticks to kids.

They're in good shape for the shape they're in,
But god I wonder how they can win
With napalm running down their skin,
Napalm sticks to kids.

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not a great start to what i predict will be a disappointing thread

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absolute banger

babestation

TOTAL

M E L T

D
O
W
N

ICH SCHWERE BEI GOTT DIESEM HEILIGEN EID

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NEED to shag pixie lott

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janny's nut status: DONE IN

made a girl laugh a lot today at the pub
could see her bf getting bothered though

hmm

anime

font

Flexing my way into fucking a girl just because she thinks she can't be played hahahah

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The gf gave a runt in the pub a sympathy laugh today, Could have heemed the life out of him but couldn't be bothered

me in the painting

nothing even wrong with the pic either just a naked woman being painted at the IoW festival 1969

might fuck my childhood friend tomorrow if im lucky
excited

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Consider myself an Irish cultural nationalist.

op deleted it himself you fucking morons

studio 66

potentially a bit gay

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font

dumbass

Fuck up 'tismoyank you miserable autistic little virgin wank

pls just kill yourself already

brit is a font general

The file-o-cost.

had another wee with blood in it

why does alcohol make me depressed

had sex once
wasn't a fan, really

thats normal

About time janny started acting again

Is this real? WTF

If it's happening frequently, genuinely go to the hospital

My mum had blood in her piss, ended up being bladder cancer (she's all good now)

thank god

Anybody who doesn't watch McGregor-Mayweather should expect to have his lad card REVOKED

*deletes the Irish Republic*

Me too

Guess it might be because of my phimosis though haha

why do people call it DM instead of PM now? stupid change

just want somebody to share warmth with in a nice cosy bed

it's been happening at least twice a day for the past week

NEW JANNY INBOUND
REPEAT
NEW JANNY INBOUND
MAN YOUR BATTLE STATIONS
NEW JANNY INBOUND
REPEAT
NEW JANNY INBOUND
MAN YOUR BATTLE STATIONS
NEW JANNY INBOUND
REPEAT
NEW JANNY INBOUND
MAN YOUR BATTLE STATIONS

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Hahahahaha look at that tiny dick lmaooooo

yeah took me awhile to get into it but its one of those really relatable albums that never loses its touch. It was turned into a really good film.

i'll be your bf

I hope he HEEM's nigweather, unlikely tho

Ill probably be wapped the fuck out watching it cause theres a festival the day before and ill be on the ole' MD

In amateur porn why is there always hip hop playing in the background?

Hey janny why do you delete my flat earth threads on Sup Forums I'm genuine in posting them and I feel as if they're appropriate to the board

what's the obsession with phimosis in this general?

It's goin down in the DMs

Ew

Inordinate amount of people here suffer from 'mosis

They said on TV that the Vegas line is -1100 for Mayweather

JANNY NUT STATUS AFTER FIRST DAY: OBLITERATED

i imagine your angry stubby runt arms flailing in anger as you say this

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>DM = Daily Mail

what's the actual name of this game?

Well then get checked

My mum was told she was fine, but she had to persist to get a more thorough scan which found the cancer

I'd give it another week or two, if there's still blood then definitely go

Sex Offender 2: Electric Boogaloo

Just drink a little more and you'll be better

Peter Hitchens does not write for the Daily Mail he writes for the Mail on Sunday

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>can only do 3 sit-ups
deserves to be beaten to a pulp

Hitchens has the deepest lore

no
then I'll just puke and feel terrible for the next 24 hours

wonder what percentage of the countries would unironically.be up for a threeway unification of France, UK and Germany

1%? maybe even 2%?

i just want a geopolitical change lads, im sick of dwindling away to nothing on this rotten little island

Probably VR Sex Simulator or something

nope, not going to a doctor. not gonna do it. too embarrassing.

What the fuck? Thats odd. Hope he really catches mayweather with a mean left and rocks him, again, unlikely. Can you imagine if he beats him? What a shitstorm

HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND
IVE COME TO SPEAK WITH YOU AGAIN

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lol

RESTORE THE COMMONWEALTH.

unification of the european caliphates requires more muslim immigrants first

thought Brexit happened

AVE MARIA!

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Wasn't thinking this morning and put my office shoes on instead of my casual shoes.

Now I'm wearing jeans, a t-shirt and black office shoes.

What's the point?
You're just all becoming Turkey 2.0 together anyway.

>888
TODAY IS YOUR LUCKY DAY

brexit just makes us even more irrelevant
we're slowly fading away as a country

based janny

Starting my direct access course on monday lads

*directly accesses your bumhole*

Fuck off Papist idolater

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th-thanks

Anyone else here voted Brexit but regret it?

yeah but it was a laugh wasn't it
just for a few days the entire world was utterly revolving around us again

*Skillfully dodges your charge, grabs your bollocks and swings your around by them before hammer-throwing you into the horizon*

*takes you under america's wing*

What I like about piss: the word is very satisfying to say
What I dislike about piss: its status as a fetish alongside its brother; poo

anyone else feel utterly horrible after a wank?

makes my urethra burn sometimes

>tfw you realise that real powers today are made by population and economy
>tfw we were apart of what is to become a European domination on the world stage once america crumbles
and now we are alone

MASTER & COMMANDER

Aye.