ITT: We all wake up in a lost island

What do you do?

kill a monkey and prepare some soup

Go to the pub

take a shit on the beach
as usual

UMA

Make sure to kill myself before season 7

this

Go to home

If you wake up on a lost island, isn't it no longer lost, but rather found?

It's all a dream bro. We're already dead.

Tecnically isn't "found" since we woke up there.

Look for some qts to team up with

what if instead u find some ooga booga natives who haven't learned how to shave yet?

Also captcha is getting worse fuck u ruggage rad

*blocks your path*

Kill all the rival males and fuck all their females, as normie barbarian inside me dictates!

Of course I won't kill too many as I should ensure that my children won't fall into incestous relationships.

Inbreeding will happen sooner or later.

Jokes on everybody on this island, I've got Spanish flu and I'm immune to it :^)

*Sneezes on all of you*

I claim to be a spirit.

he's a big of a qt himself

go hang out with the cute crossdressing girls (male)

Find a comfy spot to relax in and then wait until dehydration and starvation take me.

Have wild sex with britposters

start communism and demand for qt lollies to fuck, those parents who disagree will be stoned to death by comrades commissars on counter-communist activities.

shitpost on Sup Forums

Rape.

Make friends with all Australians and other island-dwellers because they ought to know how to survive

Start an /island/ general

Turn you all into coolies at the crack of a whip hand and enforce British rule

Build a wall around the island to cuck you all out of sea access

Kill the armo

Great contribution

First of all of you guys should recognize me as your king.

Blast reggaeton

Yeah, your borders are the weirdest. How did it happened btw?

The Andes. Look in a topo map and it will be clear

I mean from historical-geopoliticaly?

Chile was not rich in gold so neither the incas or the Spaniards cared much about it so this place has always been isolated. Our north was part of the inca empire and later the Spaniards tryed to conquer the south as well to no avail, so when napoleon took France we were pretty much left alone. That and the natural borders allowed us to get the actual shape.

well thank you for the short explanation.