What do you do?
ITT: We all wake up in a lost island
kill a monkey and prepare some soup
Go to the pub
take a shit on the beach
as usual
UMA
Make sure to kill myself before season 7
this
Go to home
If you wake up on a lost island, isn't it no longer lost, but rather found?
It's all a dream bro. We're already dead.
Tecnically isn't "found" since we woke up there.
Look for some qts to team up with
what if instead u find some ooga booga natives who haven't learned how to shave yet?
Also captcha is getting worse fuck u ruggage rad
*blocks your path*
Kill all the rival males and fuck all their females, as normie barbarian inside me dictates!
Of course I won't kill too many as I should ensure that my children won't fall into incestous relationships.
Inbreeding will happen sooner or later.
Jokes on everybody on this island, I've got Spanish flu and I'm immune to it :^)
*Sneezes on all of you*
I claim to be a spirit.
he's a big of a qt himself
go hang out with the cute crossdressing girls (male)
Find a comfy spot to relax in and then wait until dehydration and starvation take me.
Have wild sex with britposters
start communism and demand for qt lollies to fuck, those parents who disagree will be stoned to death by comrades commissars on counter-communist activities.
shitpost on Sup Forums
Rape.
Make friends with all Australians and other island-dwellers because they ought to know how to survive
Start an /island/ general
Turn you all into coolies at the crack of a whip hand and enforce British rule
Build a wall around the island to cuck you all out of sea access
Kill the armo
Great contribution
First of all of you guys should recognize me as your king.
Blast reggaeton
Yeah, your borders are the weirdest. How did it happened btw?
The Andes. Look in a topo map and it will be clear
I mean from historical-geopoliticaly?
Chile was not rich in gold so neither the incas or the Spaniards cared much about it so this place has always been isolated. Our north was part of the inca empire and later the Spaniards tryed to conquer the south as well to no avail, so when napoleon took France we were pretty much left alone. That and the natural borders allowed us to get the actual shape.
well thank you for the short explanation.