Why are you sitting at home on a friday?

Why are you sitting at home on a friday?

give me her name and I'll answer you

it's 2:30pm

Because i have no friends

Are you telling me we're no longer friends, user?

Have three consecutive exams on Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday which will determine whether or not I get my bachelor degree and have to go to the gym at 11PM.

Procrastinating writing this essay :(

pls b my friend again

Because the weather is shit and my friends didn't want to go anywhere.

Because I live in FUCKING RUSSIA
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>her

Because is like 40° C outside

need a cute gf lads but will never get one

I'm sick

Fridays are shit where I live anyway

Because of dope withdrawal.

Because I'm playing Dark Souls 2 and watching animu

Because Im having a comfy evening with my gf at home (There are more reasons but I will keep it to myself.)

>Dark Souls 2
>playing worst DS

kys nigga

fuck off captain autism

i might not be, got a message on a swingers forum so i might be fugging a hotwife

Because I should be working on my thesis

I have to get up at 6 tomorrow for work. If I went out I would probably sleep through my alarm.

Jokes on you im at work taking a shit right now

Because I promised myself to be more healthy and get fit.
And if I go out too much like always I will drink and get fat.
Might go out tomorrow though.

I just came back and I'm drunk as fuck

Just came back from the gym lads.

i got tired of my yoga ball so now i'm at my standing desk

>tfw promised this myself yesterday
>I've eaten literally two times more than usual today
Feeling a little bit ashamed, lads

Cause i'm busy huffing deodorant

Just drink vodka bro

>one friend in my friendgroup really dislikes me for some reason
>he probably convinced all the others to hang out without me this friday night

Been excercising and eating properly all week.
VERY tempted to have a beer right now though

I didn't cut any carbs yet but only skipped for about 10 minutes. Better than nothing I guess.
I don't remember how beer tastes so it's easy for me

Because I like sitting at home

My nigga

It's 7p.m what kind of retard goes out before 2 in the weekend?