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pathetic eu education edition

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first for /brit/

>middle class poles
>existing

Pick one.

Unattractive women become even more repulsive when you consider how ez it is for women to look attractive.

>New thread at 290 posts
Janny's gonna get ya

I hate Richard the hamster Hammond, he isn't even a real hamster.

Theresa May is finished, first the election farce and now her cold behavior with the tower fire.

We need Jezza.

Incorrect title format but I will let it slide this once because I hate the EU.

nth for shut the fuck up fuck off back to cum

Thinking about pulling the trigger on this.

a) should i do it
b) do you think there is a possibility of this offending anyone if i hang it out of my dorm window

do

you

support

me

getting

shot?

*takes a bite*

comfy
youtube.com/watch?v=OEmh7edAbxk

*shoots you*

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Think I might do Ramadan next year, even though I'm not Muslim.
Just seems like a good time.

is that you lol

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youtube.com/watch?v=L4nWoOmMTXo

Who was in the wrong here?

hang yourself out of the window instead

Excuse me, can a 'shut the fuck up fuck off back to cum' poster tell me where to go, please?

Or can I stay??

just started browsing /brit/ today and I think I'll stay here. I kind of like it here

There's very few of them (I know several scattered over the UK), too few for a community of their own and vastly outnumbered by the bydło whom we don't generally associate with.

shut the fuck up fuck off back to cum
You can stay but one wrong move and you'll wish you were never born

get them from aliexpress for a fiver you might have to wait a few weeks

anyone got that picture of grumpy cat with the caption "another dead nigger? good"

whats this meme a reference to?
is it a nazi thing?

you can stay :3
you could even get in my bed and cuddle if you like...

>stefanposting

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But are you a nonce?

leftypol OUT

socks smell but i'll be fucked if i'm putting them in the wash now

Canadian Cold, Canadian Cheer
I couldn't spend another winter up here
In this desolate fishing town
Counting the months as they wear me down

Watch over your flock
The cracks in the ice will swallow them up
The lake needs to eat just like all living things
And it's hungriest in the spring

Now you know
What's eating me
Taking hold
It was dragging me down
It was dragging me down

The town is always on alert
In the spring they patrol the coast
Fearing the worst
And no one can seem to accept the fact
The lake gives us life and she takes it back

Now you know
What's eating me
Taking hold
It was dragging me
Down in the valley
Where they found the body
It was growing cold

Now you know
What's eating me
Taking hold
It was dragging me down
It was dragging me down

Now you know
Now you know
Now you know
What's eating me

In the dawn another girl had gone missing
Last anyone heard she'd gone out to go fishing
The cracks in the lake make a mighty fine grave in the summer thaw

leftypol IN

business idea: create new letters to replace multigraphs with

No, are you?

Amusing

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very anxious about the ol' 'uture

@76
*sniffs you*

Miss my grandpa desu lados

das rite

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Flexing the 'neal gland

If your university isn't in the top 10 in the UK, drop out now and become a plumber or electrician because that's what you'd do with the degree anyway

shut the fuck up fuck off back to cum

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spliffs getting rolled
abnormies btfo

i'm an avid redditposter with tens of thousands of karma

not only that, but i also take screenshots of funny posts here and stick them on /r/Sup Forums

Ah yes the ol' witch hunt

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No but I'm not a teacher.

PENNY PENNY PENNY

Always turn the washing machine up to 90 when I wash my wanking socks. Got no time for eco washes when dried jizz might touch my skin.

Assume that makes them cum free when I subsequently wear them.

liar

What game is this

Tim's green card tweet made me sad lads.

@76149639
>4 different foreign flags in a row
disgusting

Are you a qt femboy? PLEASE be my bf

>Owenr

Absolute fucking state of DM's editorial department

planning a cum

The new Assassins creed

>tfw look like Lenin (slav look, goatee, heavily balding but can't be arsed to shave head often enough)
>when I went to Madame Tussauds people kept asking me to pose next to a figure of him
>have been greeted with "Comrade! We though you were dead!" when introduced to people at least a dozen times

ah yes, men

smacks lips profusely
SO HOL UP HOL UP
steals
SO U BE SAYIN
gets jiggy wit it
SO HOL UP U BE SAYIN
eats a skittle
AYYYOOOO SO U BE SAYIN
checks for nearest KFC
U BE SAYIN
collects welfare
HOL UP HOL UP
licks teeth then smacks lips
AYYOO U BE SAYIN
does the crip walk
SO U BE SAYIN
opens up a 40 and pours some for his homies trayvon and michael brown
HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN
tweets about dis and goes to check in with his parole officer
WE WUZ
dindu nuffins
FINNA WE WUZ
sucks air through teeth
AYYYOOO HOL UP WE WUZ
pulls up sagging pants
SO WE WUZ
instinctively looks around for the police
SO U SAYIN WE WUZ
faints and then gets up repeatedly
SOM FINNA
scopes dem titties
SO WE WUZ
shouts at movie theater screen
SOM FINNA
chucks spear
AYYOOO SOM FINNA
sets down cotton bale
HOL UP
strokes welfare check pensively
WE WUZ
throws up gang sign
SOM FINNA
swings from basket ball hoop
WE WUZ
grabs dick and shuffles left and right
SOM FINNA
participates in drive by shooting
HOL UP MUH NIGGUH
converts to islam
U SAYIN WE WUZ
repeated world star yelling in background
SOM FINNA
sells crack
KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGZ N SHEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT evolves from primate

post face

/cum/? never heard of it

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Are you a girl (female)?

not a liar

why do you think he hates the country?

creepy

N-no

epic!
praise kek maga

it was so cute when tim got the letter from canada

Not been following his videos recently. Could be related to the fire or the fact that his mental health is declining

shut the fuck up fuck off back to cum

lol triggered

triggered nigger

are celebrities worthy of celebration?

Resolved to end my life before 2018

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shut up man Tim's a dirty little nonce
should bring back hanging for the sweaty old bastard

haha
so predictable!

Waddled home pissed again lads

shut the fuck up fuck off back to cum

pull the trigger on every _____

ummm people in the eu wouldnt fuck up the subject x

Why does the UK hate Timmy, more like.

Sorry lad, bums dont do it for me unless they belong to a slag or posh girl with self-esteem issues.

man now you just made me miss mine too

my grandpa was called Roy and he was a Welsh miner turned advertiser turned school headmaster. he cycled every day and was fit as a fiddle all the way up until he got cancer at age 80. He used to be able to pick me up and throw me into the air, even when I was quite old - he had a tremendous 'old man strength'.

We used to play scrabble and he used to take me to swimming lessons once a week.
But once I turned age 11/12 I spent most of our weekly three hour sessions just playing on his computer since my parents didn't let me play videogames. Like, I would only talk to him for 30 minutes each time but he never complained.

At the end I he was so weak and frail I almost couldn't bear to see him. I was 16, terribly depressed + doped up on extremely strong antidepressants and always tried to avoid going to the hospital if I could.

My parents told me that he didn't want me to see him that way so it was okay that I didn't visit as much but I think they were just being nice to me. At the very end I was the only member of my extended family who wasn't by his bedside, I stayed in the adjacent room.

I don't know why, and I hate myself for it. Hate, hate, hate, hate. God. I'm crying now

don't plan for it lad just go for it

pop the cork on every rorke

>my uni ranked 23rd in UK
>also ranked 19th in world

Makes sense

Those fucking comments lmao

calm down tyrone, the egyptian royalties weren't black

Lad I was going to want to bum you

Everyone keeps messing him about

good posts

DON'T LET ME LEAVE MURPH

wow no need to be rude