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usa

a-ok

araca

God damn i need a wank. Hostels are not private enough for my masturbatory needs

good morning thailad!

youtu.be/uz0iH8jJvPM
Uncle Jim imparting them truths

good morning

>keep waking up with big itchy bumps on my forearms
>changed my sheets and im still getting them

might need a bra la

ninja mosquito?

hi thailad :3

hi

Thaild I forgot to save that tripcode you gave me except on my ssd which I cant get at. Made me sad.

to bee or not bee

some daft cunt said you'd gotten banned earlier
glad to see he was lying

they're way too big for mossie bites desu

doing a depression

I can get it, want me to post it here or something more discrete?
I've been "banned", "died" and "gone to jail" a few times now.

What's the matter? You can talk to me about it.

hmm, still.. maybe worth spraying your room

wish I was born a girl

>73F (23C) at 2044

Melting

alri thailad

alri

How many posts will thailad make before he goes full-rorke? He's just getting warmed up atm

I'm betting 5

Post everything but the first character I remember that

one day you will be old. very old

Doubt I'll make it that far lad

Oh...
Well I don't know how to help with that one. Hope you feel better soon x
Boys are better by the way

I know

gf just sent me this
*brrrrraaap*

\1HXnQr

Remember these are case sensitive

don't want to grow old

Is it true Australians are really dumb but handsome because they are descended from criminals?

ye

I know how tripcodes work dad GAWD

prefer not to say

i have convict ancestors but im ugly

tygughjb ;)

haha okay, just making sure, sport
*ruffles your hair*

stole about $3000 from the register when I worked at McDonald's as a teenager. was so good at it that an expert watched 40 hours of me working and didn't see me pocket a bill.

Wow you really know how to treat kids

Who told I was an arbitrary number?

>girl seem too beautiful to be British

>do sherlock shit

>she is actually from Poland

is that a tripcode code

Part and parcel of being a crypto nonce

she's australian

Ded

well yeah
my mum's quite pretty, and she's half polish jew and half iranian

>Implying doubting and hoping aren't both symptoms of the same underlying illness of the soul.
Cleanse thyself.

daddy

cute lads

Went out for breakfast with a friend and boss called me 5 times during.

Got back home and boss called me half a dozen times while I did some emergency work for him from 12pm-2pm

qt polish girl broke my heart ;-;

gonna do a sleep

What am I missing

youtube.com/watch?v=d1WaOKlldIE

quite like primus

been awake for 7 hours and i've

>done two poos
>had a wank
>worked for 3 hours
>ate food
>had coffee

thoughts?

fuck off

bread/buns for your burgers?

genuinely do not care

where the fuck is your rice

>buying pre-mashed potatoes

Tragic

sweeties

having post wank disgust

hey man, when you can finally retire early on your 87th birthday you'll thank your lucky stars you did that

having a post yank disgust

Don't like either of these simple as

having yank post disgust

yank having disgust post

>tfw public service union job with pension

Heh. Epic win.

Picture Gandhi should have been assassinated

fuck off

You're implying I'm going to get paid for those two hours

...

having post wank yank

can't have wank post yank disgust

why wouldn't you? that doesn't seem legal at all

you're getting paid in experience you ungrateful shit

*cuts you off in traffic*
*gets out to berate you in the street*
*accuses you of making me miss my doctors appointment*
*demands you make my copayment and missed appointment fee*
*yells about being off my medication*
*calls the police*

You call that a list?? here's my usual (leave out the Rice and flour, that's just once in a few months)

Chili
Banana
Egg whites
Sea weed chips
Mushrooms
Peanuts
Milk
Karela
Tofu
Lao gan ma
Cauliflower
Broccoli
Avocado
Onion
Tomato
Peanut butter
Cheese
Atta
Rice
Coconut Milk
Palak
Eggplant
Chickpeas

Is Picture Gandhi related to M.K. Gandhi?

yank having wank post

>when she promised to take my virginity

don't see how any non-neckbeard can rewatch breaking bad and not be on skylar's side

...

>egg whites
This sounds like an expensive meme

been high as fuck these past two days

ama

>watching reddit bad

>government built flats
>houses pakis in it
>flats burned down because the public sector can't be trusted
>this makes people want more public housing


hmmmm

*has nothing to hide*
*takes off running when I see the police*
its a matter of principle

Ah yes, the much famed Siamlad

in love with a lad lads

fat shitskin

It's not, really, quite convenient too

>he's back

Beautiful. And inspiring.

>watching downvoting bad