I just found out I'm 7% German

I just found out I'm 7% German.
How should I celebrate my heritage? immigrate to Germany? Learn German? Buy traditional German clothing?

Fat fuck

Kek

suck a dick, buy a clark and fap to scat whilst estranging your emotionally needy son.

Let a refugee fuck your daughter

XD haha

is that part of German culture?

>traditional German clothing

Average Aussie

you should drink some beer from a brewery older than columbus

You should inform germans about their country

Find an Austrian to submit to.

tfw half ethnic German and I genuinely hope that Deutschland will fall apart.

Is this ironic or serious

Hello, I just found out i'm 15% French, how should I celebrate my new found heritage?

suck dicks till you drop dead

if you survive you'll be granted citizenship

Gas yourself

Go on holiday there for 7% of the year.

You're French by right of blood

If you can attest your French ancestry then you will have it

Kindly remove your 7% from the premises

>How should I celebrate my heritage?

Celebrate it with a cup of chlorine bleach.

Be a productive member of society and a boring and reserved, yet cultured and tolerant person.

KYS

agreed, Germans are very reserved and tolerant but now and then the Teutonic furor overcomes their conscious mind though and they change drastically amirite?

>i'm 7% german

LOL