I just found out I'm 7% German.
How should I celebrate my heritage? immigrate to Germany? Learn German? Buy traditional German clothing?
I just found out I'm 7% German
Fat fuck
Kek
suck a dick, buy a clark and fap to scat whilst estranging your emotionally needy son.
Let a refugee fuck your daughter
XD haha
is that part of German culture?
>traditional German clothing
Average Aussie
you should drink some beer from a brewery older than columbus
You should inform germans about their country
Find an Austrian to submit to.
tfw half ethnic German and I genuinely hope that Deutschland will fall apart.
Is this ironic or serious
Hello, I just found out i'm 15% French, how should I celebrate my new found heritage?
suck dicks till you drop dead
if you survive you'll be granted citizenship
Gas yourself
Go on holiday there for 7% of the year.
You're French by right of blood
If you can attest your French ancestry then you will have it
Kindly remove your 7% from the premises
>How should I celebrate my heritage?
Celebrate it with a cup of chlorine bleach.
Be a productive member of society and a boring and reserved, yet cultured and tolerant person.
KYS
agreed, Germans are very reserved and tolerant but now and then the Teutonic furor overcomes their conscious mind though and they change drastically amirite?
>i'm 7% german
LOL