Share weird stories of what happened to you when you were abroad

Share weird stories of what happened to you when you were abroad.
My must weird one happened to me when I was in Belgium. I was just sitting in cafe eating my mille-feuille when I saw a german man choking and no one around was giving a shit. I quickly runned at him and start to hit his back so he would spit whatever got stuck on his throat. Then that guy looked at me with terror in his eyes and made even louder choking noises. And then police came in and arrested me.
Figures out, that was just a dutch guy speaking in dutch on telephone

Bump.

I met an azeri here in spain he was cool guy, we took some bears, i told him im armenian heritage, he said he hates whats going on between us and azerbaijani azeris are neaderthals he says NKR is armenian and aliev is using it to stay in power.

My faith in the azeri ppl was restored to 1%. but maybe he was using taqqiyah and will behead me next time he sees me.

i went to brazil and some lady slapped me with her penis

How's ramadan in azerbaijan? Is it cold?

Delet this

Heavy rains everyday desu.
Also, I convinced my neighbor not to fast, so I won a 40 years more in jahannam.

>will behead me next time he sees me
Nah, he will wait until you fall asleep.

Why do that? Was he sick?

She. And she's 17. Not the good time to eat less when your body is growing.

I sense sexual tension

Nah, m8. More likely a fatherly feelings.
I never had a thing for girls much younger than me.

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>i did it mum

How old are you?

31 and a month.

Fug it, another bump.

>we took some bears