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>why yes i'm monolingual. i am on an even lower level than illegal spics who barely speak english

I know a tiny bit of Spanish but not enough to say that I know Spanish and thus am monolingual

mmmm englishhhh *drools*

I really really want to learn another language specifically spanish but I feel like I have no time

I want to
>go to the gym regularly
>do decently well in school
>study spanish sort of on the side

I truly think that is NOT so much to ask and a perfectly realistic goal but I just can't fucking pull it together

I'm a proud Norwegian

learned hiragana today

I have Catholic icons hanging around my house

smile for me sweetie

the absolute madman

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/dead/

t. Minnesota

/fr/

you like it?

there's a she nigger in the closet
let it out so it can breathe
ahahh ahahh

Tri-lingual
true citizen of North America

West is Best
East is shit

guess the game

The shit mystery works in my favor yet again

If southern Ontario became part of the US would it be part of the northeast or the midwest?

doesn't matter

doesnt not matter

Business idea: take some more ibuprofein to stop my neck hurting.

Ontario could annex Pennsylvainaia

business idea: give me a kiss

Fact: Ontarians are the strongest race in the world.

*farts in your open mouth*

Where the fuck is Ryan lately. The three of us basically own this general.

is it bad if i lust for my cousin

Not if you lived like 100 years ago

unrealistic fan fiction

No idea. Are you non-swimmer user or is that Ryan?

Only if you have a minuscule speck of self respect.

The whole world belongs to Canada.

I'm the one whom can't swim. Ryan is from Ottawa

but she is so petite

i just wanna kiss her tummy

America is the greatest country on the planet and Texas is the greatest state

mini donuts
there good

Texas is the reason that the president is dead

I do too, but only a cousin I met just once at a family gathering and never knew existed

She was HOT and I totally would

>76182660
>i just wanna kiss her tummy
Just called the federales, enjoy your irl ban

What're you on about

*splashes you*

tfw no petite young mexican gf

Is this post-music?

youtube.com/watch?v=zmwDaFdVd8U

debating if I should purchase some herbal jew

Mexican girls are cute

Texas is full of unamerican faggots

Just got back from traveling Europe lads. Heres my opinions. France is the GOAT. Norway is pretty cool. England, Ireland, and Germany were shit holes. Switzerland was very quiet and comfy.

simple as

I'm HEEM you for that

I doubt you could you unamerican wimp

Fuck you, skeleton cunt

How do I become an intellectual? At least enough to trick 95% of people into thinking I'm one

read the Stranger

Yes.

Read a lot of books and listen more than you speak.

I want a girlfriend who calls me onii-chan buds

hello onii-chan

Reminder: Danes are only cute online.

having a small penis increases brain power

B-but you're not a girl

Then explain Japan!

This must be why I'm so dumb

Having a small penis is banned

fake news: also in real life
canadians are also cute
how do you know i'm not a girl?

If I was a streamer would you subscribe to my channel???

I have a big penis.

Because girls don't exist

explain women

I don't subscribe to anything

um no

>having a small penis increases brain power

whichmst you'll never get to use

ummm, no sweetie. that's not how it works. i will get a qt gf this year. she's going to love my rocks and my rock collection.

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penis == brain power
no penis == no brain power

ok. The year is almost over though

I can't post that image becuase i'm not using my PC, I think you know what image I'm talking about.

I don't believe that Ryan will get a gf this year

umm guys just reminding you that girls do exist because i'm here.

Ok sweetie?

tfw all the other torontonian posters change they'reir regional flag because of me

Proofs?

We are a big Ontario family!

Does your state pollute a lot?

yeah

this one? otherwise i need more hints.
h-hey wanna go get a hot chocolate.
Shut. The. Fuck. It's okay everyone entilted to their own opinions.

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It is a screen cap... of something you posted... I am holding you accountable for _______ _ __

>coal

oh right that... well, i still think i have better odds this year than any other year of my life.

The hoppy, feminizing taste of an independent locally crafted India pale ale

I like the effort to produce wind.

why is there a show dedicated to men dressing as whorish women on cable

hello friendos

>feminizing
uhhh I'm not sure that's a good thing to drink

come on user, everybody's doing it :^)

*brooklyn accent* why hello there how might one such as yourself be doing on a fine day such as this?

>2017

Pretty good, eh?

where can i get a moon pie

Yes

I like IPA, cider (without added sugar) and citris infusion beers.

eh