The end

This is it. The last mile. The Apocalypse. The End of Days. The end of your life, Juve.

Last night I had a vision. I saw fire in the sky. I saw 3 white horsemen riding a white horse, FOR all 4 of them were the Conquerors. How beautiful and mighty they were, riding the fiery sky.

They were coming for you, Juve, for the great day of their wrath has come. And who can withstand it? Not you.

Modric.
Marcelo.
Ronaldo CR7.
All 3, riding Ramos, scorching the city of Turin for all to see, as a neverending horn resonates in the sky for all to hear:
TSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>*whisper in your ear*: You are not ready.

As this mortal realm is engulfed by the flames, you will suffer a thousand deaths as we brave customers will rejoice in the heavens.

>*whisper in your ear*: Now you will taste true power!

BY THE FIRE YOU WILL BE PURGED OLD WOMAN, AND FOREVER YOU WILL REMEMBER THE NAME OF EL REAL MADRID CLUB DE FUTBOL

*calm down immediately and put hair back in place* Aha... I got carried away again.

*knee to your level* Do you understand, Juve? We will break you. Tear you apart. No words of this world could hope to describe the butchery that will occur this Saturday at Cardiff. For the sake of your soul, I implore you to step down. I'm no cruel man..
But if you try to oppose our will.... if you resist, Juve... we will end you.

Consider my offer, Juve... But be aware... my patience is... limited.

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Mana shu. Oxirgi mil. Mahshar. Azaliy End. hayotingizda Juve oqibati.

Kecha tunda men tush ko'rdilar. Men osmonda olovni ko'rdim. Men ularning hammasini 4, istilochilarning bir oq ot edi minib 3 oq otliq ko'rdim. Qanday go'zal va qudratli ular olovli osmonni minib, edi.

Ular siz uchun kelayotgan edi, Juve, ularning g'azabi buyuk kun uchun keldi. Va kim uni bardosh beradi? Emas, balki siz.

Modrich.
Marselo.
Ronaldo CR7.
bir xil taralib shox barcha eshitish uchun osmonda aks sado kabi Ramos minib Barcha 3, hamma uchun Turin shahri qizdirayotgan, ko'rish uchun:
TSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

> * Quloq * bilan shivirlash: Siz tayyor emassiz.

Bu bashar qirollik alanga tomonidan yoqasida turganday bo'lib, biz jasur mijozlar Osmonlar xursand bo'ladi, deb, Agar ming o'lim chekadilar.

> * Quloq * bilan shivirlash: Endi siz haqiqiy kuchini his qiladi!

Olov SIZ kampir tozalandi QILINADI, va abadiy Al Real Club de Futbol eslaylik

* Darhol tinchlanishiga va joy * Aha ... Men yana ketibmiz qaytib soch qo'yish.

* Sizning darajasiga tiz siz Juve tushundingizmi *? Biz sizni sindirish bo'ladi. biridan sizga ko'z yosh. Bu dunyoda hech so'zlar Kardiff, bu shanba sodir bo'ladi Kaifaning tasvirlab uchun umid bo'lishi mumkin. joning saqlab qolish uchun, men pastga qadam sizni duo qilaman. Men hech shafqatsiz odam emasman ..
Agar qarshi bo'lsa .... bizning irodasini qarshi harakat bo'lsa, Juve ... biz sizlarni yakunlanadi.

mening taklif Juve ko'rib chiqaylik ... Lekin cheklangan ... ... mening sabr bo'ladi xabardor bo'lishi.

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

How is this meme called?

le gayest haircut imaginable man

when messi scores dot jpeg

"we won la liga"

Fucking top kek.
It's so true tho, Real Madrid to win 3-0

is this a "footy lad" look?

these fuckin threads are so based,thank you frenchie

I can't wait Halal get exposed

as champions?

This frenchie has become my favorite spuh poster

Based

Pls do an alternate version for saturday before the game

the actual GOAT Sup Forums poster

>french madrid costumer
>porto poster
>plese watch our league portugueses
>romanian ABL

is Sup Forums, dare I say it, becoming great again?

t. Torsten-Erik Svensson

Eso es todo. La última milla. El Apocalipsis. El fin de los días. El final de tu vida, Juve.

Anoche tuve una visión. Vi fuego en el cielo. Vi a tres jinetes blancos cabalgando sobre un caballo blanco, pues los cuatro eran los Conquistadores. ¡Cuán hermosos y poderosos eran, sobre el cielo ardiente!

Venían por ti, Juve, porque el gran día de su ira ha llegado. ¿Y quién puede soportarlo? No tú.

Modric.
Marcelo.
Ronaldo CR7.
Todos los 3, Ramos cabalgando, quemando la ciudad de Turín para que todos los vean, mientas una bocina interminable resuena en el cielo para que todos lo oigan:
TSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>*Susurra en tu oído *: No estás listo.

A medida que este reino mortal es engullido por las llamas, sufrirás mil muertes mientras los valientes clientes se regocijarán en los cielos.

>*Susurra en tu oído *: Ahora saborearas verdadero poder!

POR EL FUEGO SERÁS PURGADA VIEJA MUJER, Y PARA SIEMPRE RECORDARÁN EL NOMBRE DE EL REAL MADRID CLUB DE FÚTBOL

*Se calma inmediatamente y coloca el cabello en su lugar * Aha ... Me dejé llevar de nuevo.

*Arrodillate a tu nivel * ¿Entiendes, Juve? Nosotros te romperemos. Te despedazaremos. Ninguna palabra de este mundo podrían esperar describir la carnicería que ocurrirá este sábado en Cardiff. Por el bien de tu alma, te imploro que bajes. No soy un hombre cruel..
Pero si tratas de oponerte a nuestra voluntad... si te resistes, Juve... te terminaremos.

Considera mi oferta, Juve ... Pero ten cuidado ... mi paciencia es ... limitada.

EL

É agora. A última milha. O Apocalipse. O Fim dos Dias. O fim da tua vida, Juve.

Ontem à noite tive uma visão. Vi fogo nos céus. Vi 3 cavaleiros brancos montando um cavalo branco, POIS os 4 eram os Conquistadores. Quão belos e imponentes eram, cavalgando pelo céu ardente.

Vinham por ti, Juve, pois o grande dia da sua ira chegara. E quem poderá suportá-la? Tu não.

Modric.
Marcelo.
Ronaldo CR7.
Os 3, a cavalo de Ramos, pegando fogo à cidade de Turim por tudo o que é visível, como uma infindável sirene ressoando pelo céu para todos ouvirem:
TSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>*sussurra ao teu ouvido*: Não estás preparada.

Enquanto este reino é engolido pelas chamas, sofrerás mil mortes ao passo que nós bravos clientes rejubilaremos nos céus.

>*sussurra ao teu ouvido*: Agora sentirás o verdadeiro poder!

PELO FOGO IRÁS SER PURGADA VELHA SENHORA, E PARA SEMPRE TE LEMBRARÁS DO NOME D'EL REAL MADRID CLUB DE FUTBOL

*acalma-se imediatamente e alinha o cabelo* Aha... Deixei-me levar outra vez.

*ajoelha-se ao teu nível* Entendes, Juve? Vamos partir-te. Quebrar-te em pedaços. Não há palavras neste mundo que possam descrever a carnificina que irá ocorrer este Sábado em Cardiff. Por tua alma, imploro-te que te retires. Não sou um homem cruel..
Mas se tentares contrariar a nossa vontade.... se tu resistires, Juve... vamos acabar contigo.

Considera a minha oferta, Juve... Mas toma atenção... a minha paciência é... limitada.

As lucky frauds.
Hell some people genuinely think Donaldo deserves a Baloon door despite his inability to score against terrible teams the whole year. Marcelo and Modric carried this team this year

someone do a vocaroo pls

WTF I LOVE FRENCHIES NOW

>This can't be happening! I'm in control here!

In an exaggerated French accent

this is the most effort a frenchie has put into anything ever.

YOU SEE BUFFON,THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS

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kek

nice try Sneijder

Yes, the fire rises.

Based frog

upvote

>le offsides tap-in man
>tsuuuuuuuuuuuuu

I love these threads frogbro. Keep doing you

Holy shit look at what my captcha was. MEME MAGIC WILLS IT

WHAT DOES IT MEAN

>madrid? it's on

damn, the best striker in the world looks like *THAT*?

...

The pasta and pizza powah. He is becoming the biggest footballer ever, approaching to Fatnaldo levels.

Higuain is a double agent, he will ensure >we win. Dybala has already agreed to come to Madrid so he will also choke the game for us.

Gloryhunter general thread. Support your locals bitches.

t. Narobi Sagna

How can you stay fat like this when you run all the time?

>How can you stay fat like this when you run all the time?
You can't outrun a terrible diet, you can be an athlete and get fat if you eat and drink like a pig

if your local team is not in spain, there's no contradiction :^)

t. Ruud van Abdul

*wakes you up from your dream*

Ene bol ene. Öngörsön mili. Aimshgaas. Ödrüüdiin tögsgöl. Tany amidrald, Yuvye tögsgöl.

Öngörsön shönö bi üzegdel baisan yum. Bi tengert gal kharsan. Bi tsagaan mori, bügdiig ni 4 baina bulaan ezlegchid unakh 3 tsagaan morin kharsan. galt tenger unakh, ted yaaj üzesgelentei, khüchirkheg baisan.

Ted ta naryn tölöö irj, Yuvye, tednii uur khilengiin aguu ödör ni irlee. Tegeed khen tesverlej chadakh ve? Chi bish.

Modrich.
Marcelo.
Ronaldo CR7.
Bükh 3, Ramos unakh ni neverending ever bükh sonsokh ni tengert atgasan met kharakh bükh Turin khotyg shataaj:
TSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

> * Tany chikh * ni shivneen: Chi belen bish baina.

ene mönkh bus khüree dölönd degdsen tul ta bid zorigtoi khereglegchid tengert bayarlakh bolno gej myangan khün nas barsan ni amsakh bolno.

> * Tany chikh * ni shivneen: Odoo ta ünen khüchiig amsakh bolno!

Galaar TA nastai emegtei khelmegdüüleltend baikh bolno, mön üürd TA EL-iin Ryeal Madrid KLUB DE FUTBOL neriig sanaj baigaa baikh

* Nen darui namjij, gazar * Aha ... Bi dakhin khol khiij chadsan butsaaj üs tavisan yum.

* Tany tüvshind övdögnii * Kherev ta Yuvye oilgoj baina uu? Bid tanyg evdej bolno. Üünees gadna ta nulims. ene delkhiin yamar ch üg Kardiff-d ene byamba garigt yavagdana nyadalgaany tailbarlakh gej naidaj bolokh yum. Tany setgeliin tölöö bi ogtsrokhod tand khicheengüilen khüsch baina. Bi yamar ch khargis khertsgii khün baina ..
Kharin ta nar .... bidnii khüsliig esergüütssen ta esergüütsekh bol oroldokh bol Yuvye ... bid chamaig duusna.

Minii sanal, Yuvye avch üziye ... Gekhdee ... Minii tevcheer yum medej ... khyazgaarlagdmal baikh kheregtei.

Dont they have dietitian or something?

In fact he's trolling. Higuain is not fat but has got no pectoral muscles, like me, therefore no matter what he wears he looks like he's got a beer belly, even when he does not. If he wore a shoulder strap he'd look obese.