What was he thinking, Sup Forums?

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"stop talking and bring me a sprite, woman"

>you scored and you remember our bet, you can fuck me in the ass tonight!! :)

>"Did I seriously married this coalburning whore?"
>"Where is Cristiano? I miss him"

"this isn't xavi"

>I'm the most skillful athlete in the history of the sport and I willingly chose to marry and racemix with this dumb rocha

Antonella is going to fuck Messi in the ass?

i;d let her peg me for sure. why not? it's not gay if a woman is doing it

>Wonder if she fucked that Argie Chad again after all this time

this

not even if it's a cute passable trap

>when your wife spends all your money

>did I saved the FIFA game in my PS4?

"She smells like Agüero again"

>"I love playing PlayStation online with people who don’t know who I am," he said.
>“You get messages in English, in Japanese, from any other language.
>“Of course I get angry when I lose but I just disconnect and that’s it.”
>As part of a Barcelona team considered to be one of the greatest of all time, Messi and his team-mates are known for their knack of retaining possession and frustrating their opponents.
>The 25-year-old, who is the face of FIFA 13, says he takes that philosophy over into the virtual world as well, something that can lead to abuse from his rivals.
>"I’ve never sent anything bad but a got a couple of messages like that," he revealed.
>“When the match is complicated I keep the ball in defence.
>“I play from one centre-half to the other and the opponent gets angry. I do it to kill time on the clock.
>“I always play with Barcelona and Argentina.”

or just a feminine boy

or just a boy

or a hairy 6'7 mountain man

just gotta say no homo and make sure you don't enjoy it too much

100% straight if he/she/it wears striped over-the-knee socks tßh fämpais

as long as your balls dont touch ahah

>yfw the guy sending him rude messages was penaldo

Sup Forums is gay

imagine her sitting like this but naked, lowering her sweet ass on top of messi's erect penis

>imagine [...] messi's erect penis

nigger you gay

wtf gay

GAY ALERT

>mfw wife forgot to buy sprite

>Amerifags

>sex is gay

looks like you're the fags

you are beyond pathetic, kill yourself, you disgusting cuck

weirdo

Fucking homos man

>when you ask for Sprite and they give you Lilt
>when you ask for a plain cheese pizza but it comes with pepperoni

>Taxation is the price we pay for failing to build a civilized society. The higher the tax level, the greater the failure. A centrally planned totalitarian state represents a complete defeat for the civilized world, while a totally voluntary society represents its ultimate success.

Proof that Messi fans are all fucking queers

As long as you don't get pregnant it's not gay

Gayest post this side of the century.

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what's the story with messi getting her ex bf killed or some shit?

>tfw no more weekly footy

>tfw you may have played a game of fifa online against messi and never knows it was him

She looks like the average poringa whore

Car accident, messi sabotaged the whole thing.

You could cut glass with that chin.

I could be the meat in a lingerie-model sandwich tonight, and instead, I have to put up with this basic bitch that looks like Dora, the explorer after $10,000 worth of plastic surgery. And on top of that I have to listen to this fucking manlet Neymar going on and on about the orgies at his place every night. Fuck my life.

Reminder that Penaldo was entirely in the right here, his team should've pressed but Mou was being a babby.

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WHat did lil Messi mean by this?

not her

He died in a car accident

>le messi did it
that's bullshit

>Messi retires and makes cheese pizza degreasing videos on youtube

It's not gay if you don't love the man fucking you

kek

>tfw when cucked

Was she Alberto'd?

this is true

What about a cheese pizza

1/100 post, delet ur account

wait he has three kids?

post poringa

>they take a picture together, ergo they must be fucking
how virgin are you

How dumb is messi seriously? He looks really fucking stupid, like he'd struggle counting to 100.

Why would you get a tattoo of a football?

Is that really Thiago

antonella era una trola, en cordoba la conocemos todos

So? That's before dating Messi

read up on his egypt trip
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these permavirgins think that any woman who has so much as held another man's hand is impure and unworthy of their attention

>his kid is wearing another man's jersey
What a cuck.

>t. stepdad

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>“I would like to tell you that I never said that Messi is an idiot at all,” Hawass told the Sun. “I think the major problem that when I was talking, the [interpreter] did not say all the magic and the mysteries of the pyramids that I was saying.”

so fake news

>massive backlash, threats
>he retracts comment
>sucks up to messi instead
wow big surprise

>is married to a football millionaire superstar
>is a mother
>still dresses as tacky as a high school slut
digusting

what is a trola?

puta
whore
slut

slut

DELET

u gay?

She was really a trola? If you confirm I gotta a new fap person

Nah, literally never heard people talking about it

If it was true you can 100% assure there would be guys in the media saying they fucked her just to be famous

>implying that a billionaire person like Messi wouldn't pay them to shut the fuck up

She dresses like a trola tbqh

Mate, no one even talks about it without names, it has never been a thing, not even when Messi just because famous and wasn't rich

Also, she dresses like the average Argentine girl, and Brazilians don't dress any different. Do you live in some German colony in the countryside where people dress like they were in the 19th century?

>if I stand on your shoulders we only have to pay for one movie ticket

Is the average argentine girl a trola?

>celebrating literal mickey mouse """""""""""""trophies""""""""""""" like they just won a world cup

>just because Real Madrid can't win it it means it's a mickey mouse cup
typical muslim costumer

>see flag
oh it shows

you're one serious homo

It's embarassing.

>against allahvés

Alaves defeated the team that defeated Real Madrid, so they're better than Madrid

Real Madrid will defeat the team who defeated Cucklona, so they're better than them.

Oh, pardon me, it fucking changes EVERYTHING then.

mAtE

>son doesn't wear your jersey

>tfw your not with the lads, so they can't coach you into what to say to your girl

>she dresses like the average Argentine girl
She's not a "girl" anymore, she has kids

she's in her 20s, you prude faggot

CASE CLOSED.

That's not what he's saying you dumbass. He's saying she's a woman, not a "girl".

20s is pretty much teenager in the 21st century

Please, do explain what you believe makes a female a "woman" and not a "girl", because obviously being fully grown and having children doesn't make a female a woman anymore, you daft cunt. Please, do tell.

>where is xavi gone?
>who's that greedy brown man on the wing who doesnt pass to me
>why cant i find my crayons?
>i'm hungry

being a MILF

Fucking hell, you're underage, aren't you?

I bet you also get mad watching "MILF" porn, when the woman isn't your typical voluptuous mature, but instead someone like Messi's wife, right?