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Is he gay or something?

TSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUU

Are (You) gay? He's just showing up his >FRESH legs

looks like tumors

Nerman, he really, REALLY likes women.

Imagine him taking 50 leg pictures for 2 hours trying to get this perfect shot.

>literally oiling yourself up for a social media post
Faggot

i kinda wanna touch them

not even a faggot tb h

Sorry, Klaus. You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like.

>3 million likes

this is why people think he's a good player

100% natty

jealous and butthurt if being sarcastic

Either he is bi or the gayest stright guy ever

is this achievable natty?

im gay now

Without a doubt and anyone who denies it is an envious cunt

Or it could be the fact he's scored 404 goals in 393 games for Madrid.

>Donaldo with costa rica proxy

>more than 1 goal a game
all i can say to that is TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

not with this vascularity

Which is an incredible achievement. Scoring more goals than games played since '09 is unreal. To keep that consistency up is barely attained by anyone.

you can actually see the the injection sites for the steroids he received on his left leg after messing up his knee during the Euros last year.

>is this achievable natty?

this isn't much different from taking a dick pick at that angle, achievable natty but he's not natty.

>mfw subhuman waggies cope by thinking hes gay

Yeah but try like a year and a hlaf of dedicated working out and cutting

>is unreal
it's not when you have a team like real madrid playin for you.
In his NT he has scored less than a goal every 2 games, which is still elite but much more normal

>now

I need to go and ask /fit/ how to get those legs

What a weirdo, seriously.

wtf I hate tssu (even more) now

yeah taking a picture of yourself sun bathing is really weird and not common at all

a true /fit/fag