/HEEM/ Big Brown Down Edition

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Previous thread: NEWS

UFC champ Germaine de Randamie breaks silence, says 'focus' is on return to 135 pounds
>mmajunkie.com/2017/05/ufc-champ-germaine-de-randamie-breaks-silence-return-135-pound-division

Georges St-Pierre: 'Very minor' eye injury UFC knew about is what's delaying comeback
>mmajunkie.com/2017/05/georges-st-pierre-eye-injury-delayed-ufc-comeback

Brandon Vera kicks ‘worthless, trifling c-nt’ Angela Magana out of Alliance MMA after Cris Cyborg incident
>mmamania.com/2017/5/28/15706930/ufc-brandon-vera-kicks-trifling-cunt-angela-magana-out-alliance-mma-after-cris-cyborg-incident-mma

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instagram.com/angelamagana1/?hl=en
youtube.com/watch?v=7AxqvOUtlAA
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

Good thread

Eugene

Is Borgo Slob a good fighter?

schob

Shcaub is a faggot.

I'll use this one

>Brandon Vera kicks ‘worthless, trifling c-nt’ Angela Magana out of Alliance MMA after Cris Cyborg incident
brandon vera just became myboy

>I also enjoy dick

all hail Brendan Peter Schaub

Can't believe i have never seen this
>youtu.be/eJY3ckb32JM

Alliance seems like a cool place.
youtube.com/watch?v=rYQiPRUu7b0

Someone post Ronda vs Nunes it's been a whole

Bless

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Why even learn bjj if you can just learn some basic boxing and heem 95% of the population?

Seems like a waste of time imo

Thanks my dude, was getting that itch

Johny should have just opened a burger joint instead of that steakhouse.

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Conor will never fight again.

Personally I like knowing how to break limbs and choke people to death.

>I enjoy prison rape

hue m8

More gifs and webms or Honda getting her ass beat. Could do with a good boner.

>Vitor -135
>Karolina +230

keking irl

reminder Karolina is literally Tom Hanks

lol
there is no reason to bet on kk

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They said the same when she fought Rose ;) but either way Vitor seems like the best bet for that card. Maybe Assuncao too since he's an underdog?

>they
i didn't say that when she fought rose lol

Why are there dozens of lesbians in the ufc but 0 faggots?

Karolina and Valentina gonna heem those brazilian roidheads. In the end the superior slavic genes will prevail

No gay guy wants their training partners to have "Is he getting off on this?" in the back of their heads when they roll.
Y-you know, assumedly.

you would know about getting rekt by slavs

Im sure there are faggots but its not very masculine to be known as the faggot of the ufc. Same shit in football. Dykes on the other hand are mostly disgusting tomboys but it does not hurt the career

I am one, jokes on you. And no Im not a rapebaby, burger

>burger
literally cringed

The weird thing about the term burger for Americans is that you utter freaks actually call them 'sandwiches'.

oh fuck off. Go back to r/mma

i've never heard them called sandwiches, literally never

Nah man every time I stream a FS1 show I see fast food ads selling 'sandwiches' but they're just plain old burgers.

Where the fuck does an Australian get off talking about dumbass terms for things? Holy shit. Why are you here no one from your country is relevant in MMA?

Just a bit of banter lad no need to get worked up over it!

>b-but Whittaker is Ausfalian guys

never in 35 years have i heard someone say that

literally never been to reddit you zero

Nobody calls them sandwiches dork

>zero faggots
>thinks the ufc is chechnya

kek rockhold hasn't been gassed once yet

>literally cringed
>you zero

Wow, you sound like a massive cunt.

wut have you been living under a rock

Luke Rockhold really really really likes women

>literally never been to reddit

missing out, it's better than this retardation and everyone here knows it

Good stay there you fucking zilch.

ur not my dad

Your the biggest dork in heem

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tx literal cuck

Shittiest layout ever, how that garbage of a website ever got popular is beyond me.
Literally only good for streams because those dorks would do anything to get the upboats

>australian humour

y tho

Luke is a straight man, he even fucked Demi Lovato.

the best source of mma information

He fucked her so well she left him for a Lelator fighter

Do you think Angela Magana deleted her Instagram account or someone got her password?

instagram.com/angelamagana1/?hl=en

if she was trying to hide anything wouldn't she also delete her twitter account?

fake news

>pretending you go to /r/mma to get (You)'s
it worked so heres another one

tx idoot

what if she winds up slitting her wrists due to the cyber bullying?

holloway is about to be exposed

Polan bro pls, my joanna folder can only get so large

no I like giving (you)'s im a nice person

if he loses to that weathered brazilian roid midget he should be banned from the ufc

The weed finally settled and realized how dumb the last week has been.

I thinking about starting a youtube channel to upload some of my mma/grappling videos to try get me more noticed. But I can't think of a username, I don't want to use my real name because I dont want just anyone to find my stuff and it has to be reasonable because I'll eventually want to send it to people to try get noticed and what not. Can you help?

What is your maximum bench press?

Holloway doesn't look like he's doing anything super well but it just works, I think he can surprise a lot of people on Saturday

UcucK

>wears Yankees cap
>wears Dodgers cap

Will this cunt make up her mind?

she really does look like a horse

TheUKCuck is quite catchy actually

Do you think he'll have fun taking care of her when the CTE kicks in?

Nobody gives a fuck about boreball in Europe, you know that

Hat is just a hat

UFC z1a dena Noxchicho xir yu, dal mu1la, Allahu Akbar! Akhmat Sila!

Trump will liberate you soon, scum.

I doubt that 115 pound girls are capable of giving each other CTE

>Trump
Lmao

that's a lot of hits to the head over a 15 year period, every fight goes to a decision lol

like my online max or my real max

hows ur mom doing bro

youtube.com/watch?v=7AxqvOUtlAA

Is this your boi?

upstairs, watching jeopardy with my dad

Are hits that are incapable of giving you concussion able to give you cte ? It's a meme disease anyways, found mostly in handegg players who crash into each other helmet to helmet at full speeds

No clue why tf he didn't do this. Would have gotten so much more attention than a fucking steakhouse too.

SEETHING Al Iquinta

No my boy is the one in the first suggested video

Can a man be any more perfect?

who does eggs better joanna or rogan?

how do you cope with the heat we got no AC here its like 90F with insane humidity im sweating constantly

Why does she have American sheets? Do other countries literally make anything?

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Do Americans ? I never saw a product made in USA to be completely honest with you

i usually just open the mini fridges and start the fans

everyone here has central air and a pool

well except the guys who cut lawns they probably don't but who cares about them right

well he stopped working out and smokes weed all day eating cheetos now so
>eating just 3 eggs
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