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PM in 2018 edition

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had coffee in a cup similar to that one

just stuck an oven pizza in x

Listening to Sum 41

>implying he'll be alive in 2018

2017*

yank group

*blocks your path*

love ginger beer
simple as

hate diane abbot
hate taxes
hate the poor
hate foreigners
love pints and pretending i'll earn enough to be in the top income tax bracket one day

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>dinner between 4 and 5

runtclass

why can't rorkelets handle banter?

this thread is brought to you by the socialist worker™

*siezes your mansion*

is a rorke actually the kind of guy who gets triggered by corbyn or is this leftypol appropriating a random term.

t. Rasheed

stop building new houses in the uk
we're full
we need to import most of our food
move all the old people to spain/australia
move 10% of 18 to 35 year olds to canada
stop mass immigration
knock down the midlands and turn it into farmland and forests

>all that doughy bread base

Revolting.

Okay

finally

it'll be after 5 when that's ready lad

this is actually my late lunch

>hate taxes
>want to be in the top bracket paying the most tax

didn't really think that through did you

might order a cheeky chinese

Why is Asia pronounced "Ajah"?

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alri sershlad

why can't leftypol handle banter?

>Imagine a party with a British theme
>Imagine what they would decorate their house with
>What clothes they would dress in
>What food they serve
>Anyone could immediately tell what the theme is
That's culture, lads

it isn't

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this is withering satire

middle class have dinner between 7 and 8

ae-ja

Government sponsored rape of slags when?

a rorke is someone who loves pints and hates islam and commies

The girlfriend?

why not

They are rarely 'personally' offended, they also have to be offended on everyone else's behalf

You will find the term "sustainable development" peppered throughout Town Planning statutes and regulations but in practice, it has no meaning at all, hardly nothing gets refused permission for being "unsustainable".

please tell me it has a penis

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rotherham_child_sexual_exploitation_scandal

she BETTER have a penis

just got sacked thanks lad

unironically a massive centre leftist, been here for about 3 years and see my gimmicks used daily

too fucking hot out

oh he won't like that he won't like that one bit at all

statistically right-wingers tend to be more attractive though

being better looking often means you'll be more successful in your career, people will treat you better, better job opportunities, meaning you can cultivate more wealth

these attractive successful people tend to be opposed to the policies that the left propose, whereas less attractive, less successful people tend to become leftists as the left offers to "level the playing field", make things fairer and more equal


it's basic knowledge that in hollywood, showbiz, etc, coming out as right-wing is career suicide unless you're a firmly established and legendary celebrity that it wouldn't hurt your career to do so

so a lot of leftist celebs may actually just be spouting stuff they don't believe in, or the rightist celebrities may just be a lot more quiet about their political opinions

really makes you think about the people who run hollywood that this would be a career danger though

already happens up north

paki labour MPs help cover up paki rape gangs

why are they all underage haha

Now I'm listening to Good Charlotte

Imagine still living with mummy and daddy at 23+

Literally just imagine being that pathetic

>b-b-but le gubbermint ain't doin anyting

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genghis khan is really pissing me off in this game of civ lads

how will righties EVER recover from this rapier deconstruction of their psyche?

hello leftypol discord

Why is she so much more bro tier than the other Brit lefty girls on Twitter like Aisha, Sara, Rosy and Anna? For a lefty who associates with those people she's pretty level headed and rational.

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refusals are determined by the local plan not the Acts lmao

it's a spatial plan drawn out according to sustainability

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Wow, a letter written by some random staffer?! Mummy May is really working overtime on this one! Shadilay!

most lefties are underage or severely held back developmental wise

being a rorke comes with maturity and intelligence

literally me

Are you being ironic or didn't you understand my post? Spacker

Imagine here sliding her swollen moist pussy along your throbbing veiny cock then furiously riding until climaxing whilst whispering in your ear.

she's a secret radical centrist

tiny following, she needs a viciously autistic needs base to build her social "presence" upon

*looks at /brit/*

leave them alone mate

seems like tories have no idea how to relate to people during a crisis

are they autistic??

shes a rorke infiltrator

i thought blair killed you
>Mr Blair woke his wife, Cherie, one morning and told her: “If John dies, I will be leader, not Gordon. And somehow, I think this will happen. I just think it will.”

sounds favorable

the only sustainable development is none at all

>paki being this rattled

already have a gf

going to legally change my name to Leninidas

and thats it

how are they supposed to relate to people who wont listen to what they have to say and just instantly shout obscenities and try to attack them

they're posh nonces

I'll have one please

>repeal and T&CPA and replace it with antinatalist policy

ah yes very good

sounds unhygienic
would rather suck a cock, cocks can be cleaned properly, fannies can't

not even gay

dont care stop talking about this weird alien looking bint

skyrim character tier

sounds disgusting

HOT HOT HOT HOT

it wasn't supposed to be an instruction manual

why whats she saying

had a dream where I shagged poley

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I think Theresa May has literal autism.

I'd feel very sympathetic if my single greatest fear wasn't her being Prime Minister, given her fetish is draconian internet surveillance. So instead I hope she's suffering as much as possible and will resign in short order.

kind of shudder every time I see trump posting puerile retarded shit on twitter

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being doing DIY in the sun lads

*cracks open a premixed gin and tonic can*

bottoms up

the unwitting gf
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oh he will NOT be happy

thats a long neck

doing a residents

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Gonna get my forklift license lads

>as a forklift driver in aus, I make more than a graduate software eng in london

fucking SCREECHING, the absolute STATE of the UK

A real autist couldn't even become a local councillor mate