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Season standings:

1. Sebastian Vettel - 129
2. Lewis Hamilton - 104
3. Valtteri Bottas - 75
4. Kimi Raikkonen - 67
5. Daniel Ricciardo - 52

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Silly Season 2018:

>Ferrari
Vettel/Sainz

>Mercedes
Hamilton/Bottas

>Red Bull
Ricciardo/Verstappen

>Williams
Stroll/Grosjean

>Haas
Magnussen/Leclerc

>Sauber
Ericsson/Giovinazzi

>Toro Rosso
Kvyat/Gasly

>Renault
Alonso/Hulkenberg

>McLaren
Vandoorne/Gimi

>Fore Skindia
Ocon/Wehrlein

inb4 Lewis coming back to multireply and defend his fragile reputation

Stolen

Ferrari were worried. The thing is after the pit Kimi immediately, they then saw Bottas's actual pace on the fresh tyres, at that point they realised there was no threat. So why pit Vettel when he is starting to drive significantly faster?

The intention initially was not to favour Vettel it was to secure 1st for Kimi.
Then when they saw Vettel could get 1st off Kimi they went ahead with their new plan of leaving him out.

There is no denying Vettel is their #1, the point is that they did not pit Kimi to favour Vettel. They Pit Kimi to get a Ferrari 1st place, then they saw the possibility to give Vettel 1st place over Kimi. They then went with a new plan that was only made post Kimi pit.

No! Don't!

in well before that other brit to remind you we are quality /f1/ posters
though that depends what you think of waglad i suppose

>8th for if you're not a Hamilton fan you're a homophobe

Shame that Choco-Senna fan is giving you a bad name.

we've lived through worse lad

I'm new here, so I wouldn't know.

Nigga please

Now that the dust has settled, what went wrong?

HANNA LIVES!!!!!

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>Kimi too slow
When Kimi came out the pits he set some very quick laps, including two in the 1:15s. In fact, if you look at both drivers' first four full laps on the supersofts (after the out lap), Kimi's were 2.303 second quicker overall. That's a big difference!

>There is no denying Vettel is their #1, the point is that they did not pit Kimi to favour Vettel. They Pit Kimi to get a Ferrari 1st place, then they saw the possibility to give Vettel 1st place over Kimi. They then went with a new plan that was only made post Kimi pit.
Well I'm glad we finally agree that Ferrari deliberately left Vettel out when they could (and in my opinion, should) have called him in.

Ultimately I'm not the person that turned me into a meme. I just supported Hamilton, and people seem to not like that just because he's black. (I understand there are other reasons not to like him - I also think he's prissy. But people just come back to race quite a lot.)

Some guy thought it would be funny to knock up that image of the black guy sitting at the computer.

I'm just a random Hamilton supporter, that's it. Although like I say, I don't think he's perfect. He's a twat sometimes. I just like supporting British drivers - same with Button, same with Coulthard, same even with Max Chilton and Will Stevens. Hell, I'd love Joe/Lee/Palmer to do better (but that probably won't happen).

Also, replying to multiple posts in one post is more efficient. Who wants to fill out the Captcha over and over?

>implying africans are british

I hate him because he's a whining cunt.

I dislike him because he's a whinging cunt.

No one at any point ever denied that Vettel is their #1.
The point is that it's not a conspiracy. It never was a conspiracy. There was no grand master secret plan.
The intention of calling Kimi into the pits wasn't to give the lead to Vettel, but after calling Kimi in it opened up an option to give the lead to Vettel. So naturally they took it as that's what they want.

Your opinion here is Ted's >He has a moral obligation to let Hamilton past tier. Remember that whole chestnut and how disgusting the proposition of that was?

What place did lewie finish?

7th iirc

Nice, did he drive a Haas just to give others a chance?

He qualified like 13th or something because
>tfw to smart too lay down a competitive lap

He qualified 14th, but started 13th because Honda.

To be fair he qualified 14th because of McLaren too

Though he was trying to go for perfect set up when the car wasn't working. Bottas said something like that the front tyres took 4 laps to get working and the rears took 2 or something like that. Bottas was fine doing a decent lap were Lewlew had to do better than Bottas so he cruised around for 10 laps trying to get into the perfect wondow. Then couldn't get a lap down.

>Nico and Lewis are not frien-

Photos like these make me self-conscious about the state of my teeth, pls delete

Stoffel crashed for our sins.

Stoffel is based as fuck

Praise be onto Him!

If you don't like Stoffel you're transphobic

All you Ameriboos that frequent this site are pure cancer.

>What place did lewie finish?

Nigger out of 20.

What? That white man obviously hired that negro to detail his car or some shit...

I'm starting to hate this autist piece of shit. He's playing the victim now with all that bullshit about how he wanted to win and shit. He was TOTAL SHIT in 2014, yes the car was shit, but Alonso still destroyed his ass. He was pretty shit in 2015 with a race winning car. He was irrelevant last year in a shit car. But now he has a clear WDC contender and he is still shit while his team mate mis leading the championship. Just fuck off already and stop crying. If he really wanted (or was able) to win races, he would have done so by now, but it's been 4 fucking years since he last won a race.

Go inside, Canada, and warm up

Was actually thinking about this the other day.
How often have we heard sob stories from drivers about how poor their families were, and how hard it was when they were young. Lewis in particular.

But look at pics of them when they were kids, and most of them have perfect straight teeth.
IMO, if you can afford expensive as fuck dental work, you're not "poor" poor.

The only recent drivers I can think of who fixed their teeth after they made it to F1 and started making decent money is Maldonado and Ricciardo, who got braces.

I have barely ever been to the dentist in my whole life (I'm 20) and my teeth are almost perfect aside from the fact that they look kinda yellow because I smoke.

>Lewis in particular.

It's funny how often he tries to play up how poor he was, when he got a racing kart for christmas as a child.

>Be me
>Have nearly perfect teeth all my life without any braces or retainers
Feels good man

Basically they're just slightly off white because I don't care enough to do any whitening type stuff.

no but a lot of the other kids like nicolas who he spent a lot of time with were millionaires
he was really poor in the world of professional gokarting

>difficult life as a working class family against the evil millionaires like the Nazi Rosbergs
>except when McLaren started supporting him when he was 8

Doesn't work so well now that his Honda has blown up on both sides of the Atlantic.
HPD chose a bad year to wind the engines a little tighter, they were notoriously reliable the last few years.

>HPD chose a bad year to wind the engines a little tighter
but they won

All I know is that you are an IDIOT if you fly with Alonslow, as that nigger is CURSED, and your aircraft engine is liable to asplode before you finish your flight.

With a Japanese driver.

>11 Honda engine failures in the month of May (tm)
>Its just Alonso

Kys

Nando will be bringing an Indycar engine back with him to put in the McLaren and hope nobody notices

But the guy they specifically flew out to appease had his engine let go in a very F1-esque style.
Poor bastard, pic related is what was going through Alonso's head coasting down the front stretch.

Might run okay, will be down on power compared to other cars though.

And yet Takuma-san managed to run his Honda engine to victory with no issues.

No, my sheep buggering friend, it's surely that Alonslow is being cursed for his sins.

>Hunter-Reay and Kimball are also Alonso
Interesting, I didn't know Alonso had 2 clones racing with him....

>people getting this upset because an engine blew up

You fuckers would have cried yourselves to sleep at night if you had have been old enough watch the engine wars in F1 and ChampCar during the late 90s / early 00s.

youtube.com/watch?v=hbz8KONVrUk&t=191

Luckily for you cunts we have rulebook enforced reliability now so your feelings don't get hurt.

Alonslows cancer, much like your cancerous nation, infects everything it draws close to...

Are the 22 Honda engine failures before indy also Alonso's fault?

where did he touch you

Yes because his eyewatering salary is preventing Honda from tipping money into the problem.

Absolutely.

It's that cursed Muslim blood he's got in his system.

Right in the fuel injector.

>race is at 4am on the long weekend

ITS NOT FAIR LADS ITS NOT FAIR LADS ITS NOT FAIR LADS ITS NOT FAIR LADS ITS NOT FAIR LADS ITS NOT FAIR LADS

>implying it won't be RIC and VET at Ferrari and Max and KVY at Meme Bull

Ricciardo has a contract with Red Bull until the end of 2018.
No amount of wishful thinking will change that.

>Race is at 20:00

JustPerfect.jpg

>Race is at 11AM

Montreal, Austin, Mexico and Interlagos are lyfe

2019 then.

money isn't their problem, it's shitty engineering leadership and general problems that come with stupid Japanese business practices

>race is at 2pm

Nice! First the race, then Brasileirão.

HOLY FUCK

Is Seb having bubbles?

Nico just walks around like he owns the place not a single piece of f1 clothes/tags/passes. Why is he allowed to do that?

>Monaco native (basically)
>Won the Grand Prix 3x in a row
>World Champion
>About as close to royalty in MCO without actually being a Grimaldi
He pretty much does own the place. Also he attends as a fan now, and not as a member of a team (iirc his role with Mercedes is only as an ambassador, and not affiliated with the racing team)

>change working engine with blown up engine
Thats a honda tier engineering right there.

IKR

It shows just how happy he must be if he is willing to allow them to the race.

Also shows how this thread is full of disgusting wag casuals who don't realise how momentous this is.

has most likely to do with Monaco being very safe to be in

Last time I saw Hanna was Brasil 2012. Has it really been that long?

she was pregnant twice and had to take care of young kids so it seems likely

Yes.
We haven't seen her in nearly 5 years, hence how momentous this is.

Kimi teams up with hamilton. burns it all down when mercedes goes back to previous turbo explitation

honesty the biggest wag story since the JB/JM divorce. I have work but I'll try and save everything when I get back.

>Hamilton/Bottas
You mean Bottas/Hamilton?

>Perez kill and replaced by Princess

Nah m8

Is that Eddie Murphy?

How can she be so cute?

Hanna immediately jumped into the plane when she saw BigRic bullying Nat into the pool.

mfw I'm Bossberg and can do what I want

>two white, blond children
Antifa absolutely seething.
Also she looks a bit like Manuel Neuer here desu.

>Be Nico
>Grow up in Monaco
>Be friend with all the high-society of the country
>Royals too
>There are 2 kids in the royalty, around the same age as Nico
>All of them have a racing driver father, Keke and Stefano
>Grow up together being best firends
>Years later Nico is a driver of the fastest car in the peak of motorsport
>Wins the historical Monaco GP, the most prestigious race in the calendar, that is also basically his home GP three times in a row in front of his childhood friends
>two years later he retires being WDC
>Goes to his childhood freinds and say "Hey, let's enjoy the race together, as we did as kids"
>"Sure, just go anywhere you like, feel like at home"

No surprises he did

Is that bitch just walking around with a jar of Nutella in her hand? What a slut.

Those Ferrari suit jackets are obscenely cool.

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>Take a jacket
>Put Ferrari logo on it
>obscenely cool

How does fashion works down there mate?

>he doesn't know that a single logo is everything

She likes to get it on with Roscoe.

>when its real nigga hours but still his time

>Boil pasta
>Put tomato sauce on it
>bon appetite

How does food works up there mate?

>Going to a gig on Sunday night that finishes at 4am
>Sailing from 5am
>Race is at 6am

Estimated time of wakeup on Monday will be 5pm

I mean that the cars are too wide and the track is too narrow and every overtake attempt results in a crash because there's not enough room to do any overtaking.

Thanks for the reminder.

>tfw no murdernado
>tfw max is no longer a suicidal teenager
boring sport now, at least it's not mwl

Hmmmmmmmmmm
youtu.be/q8_zysSemlo
No mention of any grand conspiracy
Only mention of faster drivers passing people with over cuts

Hmmmmmmmm