Any other sports figures with significant others who are gross pigs?

Any other sports figures with significant others who are gross pigs?

looks like this guy buys his wardrobe at a gas station

Although he's the ugliest man in the world so he's lucky anyone will fuck him irregardless of how rich he is.

> Le let my buddy get pummeled man

Toni Kroos

requesting matt ryans waifu

Lots of NFL linemen are married to fatties.

You see them on Hard Knocks.

They're all 300 pounds+, normal sized women would be crushed by them.

They need a sturdy woman or she'll break.

Jeans and a black shirt?

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>wrinkly ass cotton shirt with free collars looks right out of a box
>faded "fingertip" jeans that went out of style when Michael Jackson was still black
>shiny leather belt with a meme buckle and fauxkley sunglasses

belt buckle, wranglers, black button up shirt with brown sun glasses. Bought the same outfit at a gas station/truck stop in Wawa.

I have a feeling he doesn't give a fuck what a homo thinks about his wash of jeans

Laudrup takes the cake

Exactly, he's probably from a similar shit bucket town you're probably from.

That is his mom, right?

>homo
Aww did your feefee's get hurt wittle boy?

Nope. That's his waifu.

One wear I'm not aghast at a grown man's pants?
Yeah, probably a similar town.

It's an Australian thing.

canadians are the worst posters

One where people buy clothes at the gas station with their GIT ER DONE decals.

i literally can't see these women ever being attractive. Not in the slightest

its still the early 2000's in canada

In the case of wobbler I believe she was a bit of a sugar mama with his racing career.

I see a lot of couples that look alike.
A lot of people are attracted to people that have similar facial features to themselves.

Biggest example of "Could do better"
Hugh Jackman and his wife.

He knows he's getting hit next

You mean Hugh Jackman and his beard.

datting yourself is the most alpha thing you can do

Jackman is gay brah

Terrence Crawford, she's not ugly imo but he's gotten shit about her being fat lol

You can't win this after your full on spergtastic review of a dudes comfort clothes

If you win, you lose.

Let's be real. LeBron's wife is underwhelming.

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fukn lmao

the thick meme is real

is it confirmed and not one of those groupies? fukn ayyyyyy

Is this why hockey players are the best athletes? Literally spend their entire lives since highschool mashing quality, white tail, then when they want to settle down they marry a singer like carrie underwood or something (jagr will never settle down, or settle)

>18 year old model with a boyfriend
>43 year old jagr is single
>sleep with him
>threaten to release pics if he doesn't pay you off
>he says go ahead because he's single
>release the pics
>everybody thinks jagr is the man for banging an 18 year old model
>did i mention her boyfriend was a huge fan of jagr growing up
What was the plan here, exactly?

shes still a milf

I think she wanted like $2000 from him not to post the pictures? Which is hilarious because he's worth tens of millions, and yet he still wouldn't pay it

>girl tries to blackmail him after fuck
>he doesn't care "tell everyone"

based as fuck

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Erin Rogers should get a beard like Roiderer

dude she looks like an ancient lich what are you talking about

She looks like she likes to complain about men on twitter.

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If these guys are actually into fatties can you really count this as a strike against them? I know people irl who say some fine as fuck girls are "too skinny" and end up married to what in my eyes are 4s or 5s. But they're happy as hell and have great sex lives. So I don't even feel bad for them.

Fatties can be cute. Laudrup one is horrendous.

How's your girlfriend looking, maplenigger?

>that
>6

lol at burger standards

that is an ugly ass man

>marriage
>it's about the looks

jesus fucking christ you virgin neckbeards

>fat
you mean morbidly obese? like all nigger women

Yep, every since one of them. Great analysis.

t. married a hamplanet

some fat girls are really cute, most of these have goblin faces in addition to overweight

t. shit skin

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Based

Lesson here is not to get married and whores hold no power over you

he's probably gay though

lmao whores always make me raff. wtf I love jagr now even though I don't watch /hoc/

Isn't she a great cook? I'm pretty sure that's far more important to Wilfork.

>mudshark
>that haircut

every. time.

>mudshark
she's either mexican or an islander

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that's a gentleman wearing a wig on the left, correct?

It is Michel Mols wife.

A 9/10 in Holland.

Who's copyright is this again?
Keep forgeting.

she was interviewed about her life with hugh and said she was on a healthy diet until hugh told her one day to not get too skinny

hugh likes em big

Why did no one post this yet?

OMG is he pretending to hit his girlfriend?! Poor little thing :(

Nothing some labiaplasty can't fix. Hope is a dime otherwise.

t. guy who got cucked by a black girl

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Dries Mertens and this is his girl on a good day (""""she"""" is the one next to the dog)

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>pic related of Eden, his wife and kids.
Look at it closely.
Nobody in Hazard's family has blonde hair.
There better be some blondies in the maternal bloodline.

Axel Witsel's wife

Do it
Do it
Do it

Courtois and KDB were rumoured to be fighting over whatever pic related is. Sure they don't look that great themselves. still, look at it.

>that
>gross pig
Unless this is one of her best angles.

>le kroos' gf is ugly
>le kroos' gf is fat

reddit pls leave

>tfw not even the

Sounds like a top lad.

Blonde hair can pop out of nowhere due to recessed genes. That kids face is bang on Aiden Danger tho so I can see whyhe's not worried

She downgraded not him

tbf he was with her before he even made it big. She used to be pretty good looking if I recall. He must have formed one of those "emotional connections" people talk about and didn't dump her for some vapid 20 year old model.

She looks like she would be absolutely filthy though good long term coffee from Hugh

She looks pretty cute and he's a ginger. I'd say he's the stretcher in this relationship.

You're a hue, just move to a country that has a shitty domestic league, sign for any team, become a national god and you'll have your pick of women.

laudrup married meat loaf?!

So we're just posting non-shallow athletes?

Pretty impressive to date/ marry someone below your league just because you are attracted to the personality of that person. As a more shallow person I would probably just try to get a model if I was an athlete

She's like half Cuban and already had a black kid when she met Vince in college. She's a shark baby.

and next to him is Franck Ribery.

I'd kill myself if I had to live with her. he could get any girl in the world

Absolutely disgusting

Samefag. Everyone of you permavirgin would kill for a gf like this. She's at least 8.

I've dated before and some of them were ugly, but none of them were as ugly as her, so no

3/10 at best

I expected this to be posted.