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Work tomorrow edition

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Soho is a hunting cry

FOY

sophie

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hong kong tee bee aitch

plymouth is actually an alright place

>Take the plight of many call centre workers. More than a million people now work in them, which is about as many as worked down the pits at the peak of mining. This week, a survey by the trade union Unison revealed that a quarter had their access to a toilet restricted. Losing control of when you can empty your bladder is a humiliating loss of autonomy for an adult. Eight out of 10 reported suffering from stress; for nearly a quarter, it had reached the extent that it was damaging their home and personal life.

>On Monday, I was inundated with tweets from call centre workers sharing their experiences. One had a four-minute per day toilet allowance; another had their use of toilet facilities monitored. One worker faced disciplinary action for taking too many toilet breaks during a kidney infection. Bear in mind that the average salary for a call centre worker is just £14,500: many are stuck at their desks for hours on end, unable to communicate with fellow workers, reading the same script over and over again, and subject to abuse from frustrated customers on a daily basis. No wonder call centres are labelled the "dark satanic mills" of the 21st century

want to work in academia but im too stupid

gotta move to london desu

>Work tomorrow edition
why would you remind me?

i have that book lel

gonna be screeching soho from atop my stallion when I come hunting for you, runt

white ghetto

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The point wasn't to clarify where the yank name comes from.

London's is the true name. the yank's is the contrived name.

work in 12 hours

turning 20 next month

not sure about that. i worked for a housing association and the janitors of the big blocks used to get threatened with machetes all the time.

>job centred around there being people on phones all the time doesn't let you spend all day having a shit
shocking

how did you get into that

work never

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/West_Country_English#vocabulary

you might still be able to find a decent apprenticeship in a different city and use that to get yourself qualifications, experience and a life. Or you can try and get to uni

academia is a toxic environment full of self serving, deluded ego maniacs

>"centrist" heterosexuals / homosexuals
centrist revisionists

the yank one has a demonstrable "organic" yank origin and you're just an autistic mong screeching about hunting cries

how about this: sit down and shut up

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aish

why do far-leftists and islamists dress the same

Finally

Who is your pornfu?

so grim
would genuinely have a breakdown if i had to work in one of those
how do they resist the urge to go postal

>Work for the next 40 years of my life

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Jessa Rhodes

remembering the time i took loads of benzos and was 2.5hrs late for work

It's clearly imitative as it has been everywhere else, you grasping fucking mongoloid

You missed the point of the first post

can't visualise myself ever living a happy life desu

Fingered her behind Maccies in Norwich

new (old) gaff

three too many autists anxiously waiting for the thread to hit 300 replies to immediately post a new thread

the state of Vice

nina north

>to be afraid, e.g. Dorset's official motto, "Who's afear'd".

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Thought she was missing an arm after the elbow for a second

Janitor will not be best pleased

You can take a man out of poverty but you can't take the poverty out of a man

Katy Caro

previously it was Alice March

we've got a chelsea as well

it's a comfy permanent job for 20+ years though

chicANO made this video

youtube.com/watch?v=K89U0dhorc4

say something nice about it

>It's clearly imitative
that's just your autistic assertion - the yank soho is listed in the dictionary with its own origin separate to the London one.

i only wank to hentai

Love Bailey Brooke atm

Cute

my mum uses a lot of these desu

might play with my willy a bit while looking at full figured anglo women

aware

>Your age
>Your job

it's literally a reference to the london Soho.


White, Norval; Willensky, Elliot; Leadon, Fran (2010), AIA Guide to New York City (5th ed.), New York: Oxford University Press, ISBN 9780195383867, p.111

Why yes I did spend the nicest weekend of the year arguing about New York neighbourhood naming conventions

#justbradfordthings

very good taste ngl

i'd genuinely berry my dick so far into laci green that whoever could pull it out would be called king arthut

>sunny room
who the fuck wants sunlight pouring into a room all the time
fuck that

face like a smacked arse

alice green

same

I made all of those and posted them to misc

To date my only non-brit meme

are you the keri sable guy

>unironically including citations in /brit/ posts

we have reached peak autism

this triggers Sup Forums

A.C.
sold

>talking about the london Soho

>the yank one is called this

Umm that's nice sweetie. go back to your toys xx

you see before you the unfortunate general mack

yeah popping down to waterstones right now to get that book

aha no way

remember YBD?

>gallybagger (Isle of Wight)
>scarecrow

>Real level of unemployment almost 3.5million - new report
The real level of unemployment across Britain is nearly 3.5 million – almost a million more than the highest official estimate and two million more than the number claiming Jobseeker’s Allowance.

>The new report published today by Sheffield Hallam University.documents the scale of ‘hidden unemployment’ among men and women who fail to qualify for Jobseeker’s Allowance or are diverted on to other benefits.

>The report presents an alternative set of unemployment figures for April this year for every local authority in Britain, exposing the extent to which hidden unemployment is concentrated in the weakest local economies.

>The differences in unemployment between the best and worst parts of the country are far bigger than official figures have led us to believe, the report finds.

>In Knowsley in Merseyside, for example, the real rate of unemployment is estimated to be nearly 17 per cent, compared to just over three per cent in Stratford on Avon.

>The older industrial areas of the Midlands, the North of England, Scotland and Wales are particularly badly affected.

>The figures do however show that despite the recession, unemployment in much of southern England outside London remains modest.

>The new report from the Centre for Regional Economic and Social Research (CRESR), is the fourth in a series dating back to 1997. Earlier reports provided the first systematic evidence on the scale hidden unemployment across Britain and challenged government complacency about falling numbers on Jobseeker’s Allowance.

>Comparisons with the data for earlier years shows that Britain was still a long way off full employment before the 2008 financial crisis, but that full employment is now further away and the real rate of unemployment is higher than at any time since 1997.

www4.shu.ac.uk/research/cresr/news/real-level-unemployment-almost-35million-new-report

Dido Angel

dunno exactly. as with most things, it just happened as it happened regardless of my input. could probably aim higher if I could be arsed enough but I'm not

could we be witnessing the birth of an epic new meme?

I wasn't on misc for that long but of course I do

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Hunting cry -genuine etymology
acronym for random streets - contrived piggy backing off english superiority

filtered

patrician taste

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wetwang

drove through this this afternoon
had a nice church

feel like pure shit just want him back x

did you apply for it? get it through a family member or friend?

work at a call centre and you can piss whenever you want

not anymore

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hah nice reference to british snapchat :P

reeeeee fuck off new york

looking at the OP right now

classic

>mallyshag (Isle of Wight)
>caterpillar

>Owing to the West Country's agricultural history, the sound of the West Country accent has for centuries been associated with farming and, as an effect, with lack of education and rustic simplicity.

it's not fair

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