What's your most honest opinion about Colombia and colombian people?

What's your most honest opinion about Colombia and colombian people?

you again , i report you to Janny

Colombians are the bomb

don't come to my country and you're alright

Coke on tits.

Colombian camwhores are my addiction right now. I've wasted about $300 on them this month alone.

Colombia is a qt

I love culombianas
Colombians are total bros

extremely strong jawlines

i've met with one during my college
nice guy
he got pissed off when i made a joke about cocaine

Colombians are among the worst scum that had the disgrace to curse this planet, along with muslims and asians

Please do it.

Report him on sight and bombard him with bans until he finally desists (hopefully)

t. proxy argie

They gave me Pablo.

Based on chaturbate most of their women are willing to become whores

Good observation.

You are spot on.

i want a colombian gf. i intend to travel to cartagena in the next year. am i doing right?

>cartagena
avoid that shithole buddy, literally the biggest fucking tourist trap in the country, everything is expensive and outside of the touristic areas is extremely poor, if you want to go to the caribbean region go to Santa Marta, better beaches, better bitches and cheaper, also the island San Andres is a good option, is more expensive than even Cartagena but is worth the price

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whores

Can I just wolk up in Columbia and girls like this orbit me simply for beeing a tall blond German. Does that work? Would that get me somewhere?

And it's full of scammers and robbers.

Remember what happened yo those French tourists for example.

Those subhuman costeños are the deffinition of bitting the hand that feeds you.

Every female on the great American continent is a WHORE

Yes, that's exactly how it works. And not only because you are German (huge advantage points), but because they are Colombian, it's in their nature.

Yes.

Anything that does not look like a genetically deffective brown manlet (in other words, like the average colombian man) will be eagerly welcomed by women. Your light eyes alone put you miles ahead of 99% of men in this shithole.

i wish i had a thicc columbian gf

What do you have against Vert?

quiero irme a colombia

lo mas rapido posible

You need to leave your room then.

Colombian whores would drop their panties just because you're American.

Why so beta?

I mean there has to be good genes in culumbia where does all the girls come from otherwise? There has to be handsome guys.

Not problem.

Just leave Islam pls (I don't have a grudge against people of almost any race unless they're muslim)

i dont know a lick of spanish :/

i suppose its pretty easy to learn

>islam in 2017

for a very long time now have I been euphoric

I'd marry the shit out of her.

i choose cartagena because i was looking for something more cultural. what is the most cultural city of colombia?

it's a proxy argie, don't reply to him

>I mean there has to be good genes in culumbia where does all the girls come from otherwise?
They don't (or ralely) manifest in men though

Have you ever seen how the average Colombian man looks like?

I've seen plenty of ugly men here with gorgeous or cute daughters. Even A childhood friend of mine comes to mind (she was so cute in her teens -dunno how she looks right now- but her father looked like an Auschwitz prisoner and was not attractive at all)

>There has to be handsome guys.
But they are extremely rare. And those few good looking ones are so in spite of mixing.

Look for example at what women here consider attractive (guys like Maluma or j-balvin). They don't look like the average Colombian mestizo aside from their skin tone.

Cute shorts are giving me a diaper fetish

>put her over legs
>pull her pants down
>spank her real gud
>kiss her inflamed tushy
>pull them up and kiss her goodnight
Don't even want to cum, the satisfaction of disciplining her is good enough

i take what i said on that other thread back, thats a pretty shit fetish ngl

I had my moment

Colombia is the greatest cocaine producer. colombians produce cocain and killing their players after world cup.

Also my friend moved to Colombia and commited a suicide, so I'm not having a good opinion about your cunt

Maluma, J-Balvin or that guy "Pipe" Bueno, for example

>I'm not having a good opinion about your cunt
And you should not either.

reminder that this is a proxy argie

>Says something that I don't like
>Hurr durr is le proxy
Seriously, you resemble that Argentinian homosexual obsessed with Jamundí (also known as Cerón)

Just learn to deal with the fact that I was born here. Even resort to medicacion if you need to

You have autism OP you are just as bad as those autists who post cherry picked black girls all day.

ok, prove it, show me your ID

I hope their economy fails so I can buy them cheaply

This is what I've insisted on all this time.
This guy is insane and seriously attention-starved.

Please don't feed this troll anymore and stop tanking his threads seriously.

is that you again, Dr.Phil?

I'll do it later so you can finally stop bitching.

*Taking

>wait so i can find a fake image
ok, please stop being so obsessed with us and mexico, why don't you go and make the "do you love poland?" thread with the japanese proxy

Good people with a interesting culture.

I'd rather have 5x Colombians in my country than mexicans amd would rather border 10 Colombias than 1 Mexico

I fucking love cocaine unironically

I've known a few Colombian girls, and they were all freakishly hairy, had boxy torsos, and were total prudes.

Does anyone who loves cocaine do so ironically?

I don't know honestly. My english vocabulary is very limited so I have to add fillers like unironically to my sentences to make them seem more flowery than they really are

Your English is functional and good

i want a colombian gf. send me one please

My brothers from another mother

I want czech girl

not gf, just to have sexual intercourses with

i was taking a walk today and i met a completely naked girl. have a sense that she and a guy were about to film a video for wankers like you (and me). i hope one day i will not find myself in that kind of video even walking around.

I'd marry this one tbqh

>colombian """people"""

Some serious self-hate on this thread ffs

Y'all foreigners need to to know that we're FULL. You're not welcome. We've received around 500 k venezuelans since the beginning of the year. Columbian girls are cute yes but they can be found all over the world especialy in the americas Australia and Europe, no need to come here to get one when most likely there are a couple of'em at your college/uni

hahaha

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Here it is.

I know one (1) colombian dude and he's alright, bit too obsessed with gays though.

Really good whores to be honest they fuck like goddesses and they are cheap enough..

I have fucked 3 different Colombian whores and they were all awesome.

>2017
>not accepting the superior Islamic alpha cock

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Hola r/eddit!

They'll never want you nigger-sandnigger, unless you learn ghetto spanish and act like a Dominican or Cuban

my fellow mestizo brothers and sisters

Para no ser Brasil, sus chicas tienen muy lindos culos.

don't be like that

I don't know much about it. It seems dangerous and I have a feeling if I went there i'd risk being kidnapped by drug cartels. Beyond that they are a typical mestizo people.

I have a total indifference towards South (and Central) America countries.

American puppets.

Why did you post on this thread then?

The best way to show your indifference is by not feeding the troll who made it and just ignore it altogether

I like your people, they are bro tier

All I've heard about Colombia so far is some drug cartel stuff and its lethally unstable public security and the world's highest homicide rate. Whether it's the case or not, most of the Koreans would think Colombia is one of the most dangerous countries to travel to or settle in.

send young whores instead of the old fat ones
people here think prostitution is the only job colombians are capable of, because thats what they all do

god damn, i love columbian women. they make my heart explode

Then stop sending your crazy Christian youth groups over here

Why do you fucks feel the need to buy expensive phones but live in shacks?

>Bought plane ticket to Colombia a few months ago
>Family freaked out and forced me to go to Argentina instead

T-thanks

i heard they are helping out the venezuelans.

i want to fuck the chick from bomba esterio so bad

>most of the Koreans would think Colombia is one of the most dangerous countries to travel to or settle in.
Congratulate them for knowing what's really going on in this shithole.

I'm glad to know that there are people out there who haven't fallen for "Colombia is magical realism" and other bullshit slogans invented by the government to try to convince the world that this is not a shithole without stopping being one, and that are shilled at the expenses of our taxes