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Non-Leaf will be guillotinned

being a NEET is NOT fun

Looking forward to Far Cry 5 buds

...

R8 my new tattoo

But neet master race?

when will you guys accept that mexico is first world?

The internet isn't real
*turns you off*

Being a neet is more fun than being a wagie

Mexico is literally third world though...

Hmm yes
>No money
>No future
>No friends
>If parents cut you off you will literally die or get forced to work at McDonald's

seems great.

Breath of the Wild is a fantastic game. It's the only game outside of the Elder Scrolls franchise that gives me so much joy from the simple act of exploring its world.

That said, while both Oblivion and Skyrim are great games, they overstreamlined in certain areas. This was a mistake.

They removed the spell creation system. That thing was fantastic. You could create a bunch of crazy shit that let you do whatever. They probably removed it because they thought it would break the game... but that's what's fun! In BotW, you can do all sorts of crazy shit with the spells and the physics. That's what Nintendo intended for players to do and it's fantastic! Bethesda should embrace that.

Movement. In Morrowind, you could climb anything short of a 90-degree wall by awkwardly jumping at certain angles. While I'm sure the devs did not intend for this to be a thing, it had the positive effect of enabling players to voyage anywhere they wanted and incentivized them to explore in every direction. TES:VI should embrace that. I'll be blunt and say straight-up: the game should copy BotW and allow the player to climb anything by using stamina. It just makes too much sense to add this to Elder Scrolls considering the weight it places on exploration. It would be a mistake not to take this feature from Zelda.

In Morrowind, just like in BotW, you could gun straight for the last boss from the very beginning of the game. Let us do this again.

Lastly, although this isn't really something BotW did, the next TES game should have quests not designed around the player blindly following the quest arrow. You've all seen this image, I'm sure. Bring this back, please.

Not reading that

being neet is the biggest meme in the world

None of those things are the source of happiness and you and your parents are going to die eventually anyway

>bing bing wahoo

only problem with the neet lifestyle is parents getting mad at you for never doing anything

Papua New Guinea is first world but mexico isn't

mexico is third wor-

literally yes

Why would you ever want to be a NEET? You aren't sticking it to anyone, only way to forge your own reality is with some cash

Then what's the source of happiness in a neet's life? Posting on Sup Forums all day? Sure sounds fun.

I think it's because they used to be part of Australia

the only way to "forge your own reality" or whatever is to commit suicide

I enjoyed my time as a NEET, I learned a lot about myself and had tons of fun.

You poor brainlet. I really do feel sorry for you. But maybe someday you will see.

its not voluntary

nobody will hire me for the summer

i just literally quite literally did this

Ah yes let me guess NEETs spend their time practicing fencing in the most prestigious clubs, train Olympic weightlifting, create oil paintings and read western canon novels?

and don't forget the amazing quotes from the minio- uhh i mean rabbids

>BANANA

What is your guyses opinion on this?

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Wagey ragey

just put them in your fridge, dummy

I'm sure some do, and they probably have a lot of fun. Keep thinking about it.

Why the fuck does anyone live in Arizona?

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this is the only church we had in my city

one varg imitator once burned the interiors

They also perform piano at the downtown bar and receive handsome tips from the female patrons

>double monitors
>table
>laptop

for what purpose

how much autism can one person have

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make me move like a freak

pretty girls are nice

Before or after they travel around the world offering humanitarian aid?

Why were Brit settler so useless?
Only built some fucking wooden huts.
Spaniards come and bless the country with amazing architecture to last hundreds of years.

Dual monitors are NOT autistic

>go on r9k
>"NEET MASTER RACE WAGIES ON SUICIDE WATCH" threads next to "I'm done guys... I'm finally going to kill myself tonight..." and "How do I stop being a neet?" Threads

but that picture effectively has 4 monitors

dual monitors is best, three monitors is acceptable, but 4 is just pure autism

During, their old friend who happens to be a pilot flies them back for free every night at happy hour

true
I run a dual monitor setup as well
Apple MacBook Pro (late 2015) + Samsung monitor

he has autocad up and hes making some sort of schematic

>not using twin monitors

ISHYGDDT

tick tock

tick tock

tick tock

tick tock

tick

tock

Here that wagey? That's you're weekend slipping away, enjoy it while you can...

Mr.Noseberg has a lotta work cut out for you this week and he needs you in extra early too

FUCK I'm so hungry

we also have this church inspired in an american air base

one dude once drove his hummer down those huge long stairs

only found this video of idiots going down the stairs with their quadbikes

youtube.com/watch?v=hWjkM2JKQcI

but I do use two monitors

Looks third world

>he fell for the w10 meme

I love windows 10

I got my second monitor for $20 at the thrift store

Welcome to the botnet

>being a gay gaynux gay on a gay 4:3 gaynitor

>I love windows 10

wish i was a mildly successful symbolist painter in the 1880s

Glad I'm a wildly successful crpyto trade in the 2010s

Becoming a normie is hard guys

my friend is upset with me because

He wants to play Age of Empire, only he plays AOE, only he has it we all have to buy it but i cant buy the version they want since >Mac

so im getting everyone to download starcraft for free and play that instead, and my friend is being passive aggresive with me

im in the right, right

How do you eat crab?
Or lobster?
I never tried it but it looks good.

I'm an IT professional

If you're the one with a mac you're absolutely in the wrong

Time is passing

*sharts*

oh fuck off everyone here is boring
the last interesting poster was vancouver/chairman, and he fucked off to a /soc/ discord server
everyone has a shtick and they're only interested in their own shticks, 1/2 of the general is filled with solipsists who don't even respond to other people at all
iroquois and south dakota post anime
ryan whines about not having a gf
arbys kun talks about suicidal ideation
henrico talks about politics and suicidal ideation
i post an ugly boy
oyster bay babbles about cryptocurrency like a 10AM sunday infomercial
footkraut and huntsville are just contrarians

the most ironic thing is that people argue about who is the """best poster""" here lol
there are no good posters here, there is nothing interesting here
the purpose of /cum/ is to fill the void where a healthy social life should
this is why we whine like a teenage girl when no one gives us any (you)s

Bad post, shan't be reading

Filtered

read my post and don't filter me

>Want to play more ARMs but I just showered and don't want to get sweaty again
Need something else to do for the moment I guess.

is a pasta pls dont filter me ur a best canadian poster

ste men

so many /cum/ gimmicks are blatant /brit/ rip offs

I didn't realize but we can filter him now, perhaps I should

ree

the game is not that physically exhausting.

>want a tattoo
>afraid gains might ruin how it looks

It's not the exertion, I get sweaty playing it though.

Two questions:

Why wouldnt you just stream Das Boot? And why the fuck are you reading Stephen "the pedhophile" King?

I need an easy and reliable Korean VPN for MAC

The better question is how the fuck is that Stephen King file 60gbs

Hate streaming. the voices and mouths are almost always a bit off. Audiobooks which in all likelihood ill never use

Received a filtered (you)

audiobooks are the most american thing ever

>/cum/ baby video game will never get english subs

I've never noticed that

prepare to notice it on every stream you ever watch again

I hate you

youtube.com/watch?v=G2vA6Dngzhs&feature=youtu.be

yeah fucking this

Also the pain too much of a pussy

I'm wondering whether English people can understand me.

doubt it

Speak English please