Look at his swollen and enlarged head
Roids
Look at his swollen and enlarged head
Charles Wood
Jose Williams
>this person is unironically considered african-american
Jeremiah Bennett
>bloated from eating Doritos and playing Call of Duty
Jayden Jackson
>He is still able to fuck every woman he wants to
Josiah Miller
so would anyone with his money.
Anthony Bell
is there a JUST version of this somewhere? can somebody make it please?
Carter Scott
...
Jackson Edwards
An hero when
Landon Jones
Reminder that when Tiger got divorced his ex wife got a $100 million settlement. From that point in, there was only JUST.
Kevin Parker
This actually looks better fucking lmao
Blake Smith
this human specimen right here was all up inside lindsey vonns guts meanwhile here you are posting in an anime imageboard and havent lived up to you potential
what went wrong bros?
Joseph Parker
what should I ask the barber to get that haircut?
Jackson Bell
by the way he blew a 0.00 on the breathalyzer so he wasn't drinking this time it was a reaction to prescription meds so he will get off easy
he'll be back on the course in 2 weeks tops
Carter Nguyen
>implying i ever had a high potential :^)
Nathaniel Taylor
just
Angel White
i-i-i-i was discriminated against
Cameron Thompson
He's half thai
Jordan Kelly
WE WUZ LIED TO
Brandon Watson
well his driving has been bad for years xd
Nathan Kelly
>just
Grayson James
So now Tiger wants to be black
Brandon Bailey
EPIC
le upboat my friend ;)
Asher Powell
You can only pick black, white, asian, hispanic or native american
he looks blacker than asian
Lucas Martinez
pnc park is nice but the fans are lame
Robert Ward
That's the point, Luis.
Dylan Gonzalez
Why are you so obsessed with race in your country? Can't he just be "Human" or something like that?
Brandon Martin
Dustin Johnson was hooked on the yayo and is back in good graces cuz he can play. Tiger doesn't even need to both with the PR aspect of this. So you got fucked up and got busted, ah well life goes on. If he can start playing good again it all goes away. If not, retire and enjoy your bottomless bank account.
Anthony Barnes
Reminder he had $750m.
Reminder that his ex-wife will probably die in a fire and Tiger will be followed in his Bronco across multiple States.
Reminder that there'll be fingerprints, eyewitness and he'll have the jerry can on him, but he's black so he'll end up with community service.
Reminder that when you burn the coal you pay the toll with zero exceptions.
He's almost as black as Shaun King.
>Germany
Every time.
Mason Nelson
have this niggas eyes always been so close to one another or has he started to look downie recently
Carson Foster
who gives a shit. theres nothing wrong with driving drunk. I do it all the time, its literally fucking nothing
Jonathan King
Those who don't know Tiger's past prolly don't what's been happening to him late. His Dad literally raised him like he was in bootcamp. Raised him to be the greatest golfer ever. Constantly played mind games with him to try and fuck him up knowing that it'd only make him stronger. When he was a kid all his time was spent in school or on the course. His Dad wired him to chase it.
He literally never had much of a life. Didn't party, didn't meet women, nothin. Just trying to impress his Dad.
Then his Dad died and he had nobody left to impress. He was as mentally tough as anyone, but had the mental maturity of a teenager still. All that life he had missed was now available to him with his free time. He started partying and fucking mad bitches. Lost his wife and got more confused. Got hurt and now lost the golf part of his life. Nigga just needs to blow some steam off. He'll be alright sooner or later.
Dylan Jackson
he blew a 0.0
Joshua Reed
...
Ryan Gomez
kinda fucked desu did the responsible thing and fell asleep in his car, wasnt even drunk
Cameron Long
>less than half african dna
>never been to africa
>ESPN says he's african american
Matthew Price
your a prospect doe m8
bust or fail its still early to even consider
Oliver Collins
bloomberg.com
A P O L O G I Z E
ZERO ALCOHOL IN HIS SYSTEM
HE HAD JUST HAD BACK SURGERY
SHITTY DOCTORS GAVE HIM A COCKTAIL OF MEDICATION FOR BACKPAIN
at this point it's entirely possible he was at home and the meds made him get in the car
blissplan.com
"The Wall Street Journal reported a story about a lady who painted her front door while she was sleeping. In some cases, people have been in severe automobile accidents or even set fire to their own houses while they were in the seemingly hypnotized state caused by prescription sleeping pills."
but legit he had just had his third back surgery
doctors have him on a cocktail prescription
100% confirmed he blew a B.A.C of 0.0%