>Sat 3 June 14:35 Crusaders v Highlanders, Christchurch 17:05 Chiefs v Waratahs, Hamilton 21:45 Brumbies v Rebels, Canberra 23:55 Force v Hurricanes, Perth
BRITISH & IRISH LIONS PILGRIMAGE TO THE HOME OF RUGBY
>Sat 3 June 19:35 Lions v NZ Provincial Barbarians, Whangarei >Wed 7 june 19:35 Lions v Blues, Auckland >Sat 10 June 19:35 Lions v Poosaders, Christchurch >Tues 13 June 19:35 Lions v Highlanders, Dunedin >Sat 17 June 19:35 Lions v Maori All Blacks, Rotorua >Tues 20 June 19:35 Lions v Chiefs, Hamilton >Sat 24 June 19:35 Lions v All Blacks, Auckland >Tues 27 June 19:35 Lions v Hurricanes. Wellington >Sat 1 July 19:35 Lions v All Blacks, Wellington >Sat 8 July 19:35 Lions v All Blacks, Auckland
>Sat 1 July 19:35 Lions v All Blacks, Wellington >Sat 8 July 19:35 Lions v All Blacks, Auckland
Thomas Watson
>Wed 7 june 19:35 Lions v Blues, Auckland >Sat 10 June 19:35 Lions v Poosaders, Christchurch >Tues 13 June 19:35 Lions v Highlanders, Dunedin >Sat 17 June 19:35 Lions v Maori All Blacks, Rotorua >Tues 20 June 19:35 Lions v Chiefs, Hamilton >Sat 24 June 19:35 Lions v All Blacks, Auckland >Tues 27 June 19:35 Lions v Hurricanes. Wellington >Sat 1 July 19:35 Lions v All Blacks, Wellington >Sat 8 July 19:35 Lions v All Blacks, Auckland
Landon Young
*dabs*
Isaiah Lopez
So the blues have a 5 day turnaround following a game in Samoa against what you have to imagine would be a close up full strength loins. Is the guy in charge of scheduling the tour Benji Marshall's dad or something?
Dominic Gray
Pre-arranged damage control for long-suffering Blues fans m8.
Easton Myers
Posting in the real thread
John Hughes
Looking at this lads. Why does NZ not publish attendance figures for their games while everyone else does? What are they hiding?
Jason Robinson
The Lions have a three day turnaround to face the most elite team of mercenaries that could be found in NZ.
>An Australian man who burnt down his home so his ex-wife wouldn't get it in their divorce says the house was still legally his, and therefore his to destroy.
BASED
Ryan Evans
Because no one is going to do the leg work for free. It is released just not in one easy to look up place. For example Google "Westpac stadium annual report 2016" and you can see the figures for every home game for the Hurricanes among other attendance values.
Feel free to look up every game and add it to the wiki
Xavier Richardson
>an Australian man who didn't know that arson carries a potential life sentence and it doesn't matter whether you own the thing or not made a really dumb admission
Lucas Bennett
Surely Crotty is on the teamsheet ahead of ALB. ALB has done little to nothing this season at the Chiefs. It'll probably be those two, with Sunni on the bench.
Caleb Perry
They'll probably chuck ben smith there so they can fit memekeknzmeme in at full back.
Brayden Ward
Nah it'll be Smith and Dagg on the wings with Jodie at 15 for the triple fullback meme.
Chase Campbell
The friends episode where ross plays rugby is on lads
Ryan Thompson
you forgot canes vs chiefs on the 9th lad
Elijah Ward
Hi lads
Ian Perry
You're a fuckin faggot
Sebastian Adams
At least I don't support the same team as Daniel, you Cumgayder's loser
Josiah Young
Shut the fuck up and stay out of my country. Indians are the only good immigrants
Jeremiah Foster
Are you too beta to get with your own BSK women or something lad? Do you need to import some curries so that you and your 10 curry mates can have a quick gang-rape of a curry girl on the train?
Or are you just a Maori who wants some mates with the same skin colour, lol?
Henry Gomez
*daves*
Josiah Cooper
I would happily let a Saffa love in my house as a flatter/border, I would never let and Indian do the same.
Brandon Adams
Thanks lad, I have the ability to fend for myself, but your charity is much appreciated, will share a drink with you when I visit your country.
Where's the Aussie who was hype over the u20 World Cup
Jack Turner
Proxy off Nganbulu
Jayden Parker
Shouldn't you be fending off the BSI's that just got off their min wage jobs from stealing your ciggies?
John Murphy
shouldnt you get back to phoning random numbers pretending to be microsoft lad?
Bentley Price
This meme isnt funny and I'm sure it's just one or two people repeating it
Hunter Moore
Forgot the Lions was even on.
Robert White
t. ranjeet
Grayson Ward
I personally think it's pottery that a poo in loo supports the pooinloosaders and get a bit of a smirk and giggle out of posting it and seeing the other posters post it.
Daniel Scott
Eye fillet and potato salad for din dins lads, love going round to the olds during the week. Might share a whiskey with the old boy after tea and discuss the ideal makeup of the All Blacks for the coming Lions tour.
Aiden Robinson
better include my boy squire in the discussion lad
Lincoln Morgan
1. Pork belly 2. Scotch fillet 3. Lamb rack 4. Chicken thigh/leg 5. Eye fillet 6. Beef short ribs 7. Pork spare ribs 8. Duck breast 9. Lamb leg 10. Chicken breast
Matthew Campbell
>no beef cheeks
Carter Cook
I make baller beef cheeks. The secret is using an entire bottle of wine and half a bottle of PX.
Nathaniel Diaz
writing that down lad
Asher Wilson
Actually had the best, biggest beef cheek at cicio cacio last week.
Probably put it in around 7 or 8
Oliver Lewis
I make mine in a slow cooker for 8 hours then pressure cooked for 30 mins. Braising liquid of red wine, stock and PX with some orange rind and cinnamon. Put it on a bed of cauliflower purée and serve it with broccolini, sugar snap peas and beans heated through with butter, garlic, olive oil and a little lemon. Served with a bottle of red. Classic FSP cuisine.
Landon Collins
based soap will start over pooden lads
Jordan Young
Why are people stressing over who will be starting hooker or our centre pairings?
The real issue with the ABs is the flanker situation, Who does /rug/ have starting for the lions tour?
Nah nah, just this week's SR round and the entire Lions tour done for copy-pastability.
Aaron Hughes
You a fucking curry poosaders fan m8? Disgusting 2bh.
Jordan Scott
canes chiefs IS part of this round lad
Jose Green
What channel lad?
Oliver Ortiz
Kek, did anyone see that video of the ref's blatant bias to the Stormers when they took on the Blues?
Fucking cheating goffels, Fuck the Western Cape
Juan Flores
No idea what to tell you. It seems important enough for you to point out, but unfortunately, you're just wrong.
Daniel Lee
Sky sport 3
David Rogers
Scuckland already BTFO
Adam Turner
Rugby.
Evan Lewis
>ethnics making threads Thank you for clearing things up again, NZ
Julian Adams
>Scotland niggling the biggest lock on the park
What did they mean by this?
Daniel Sanchez
at least brazilbro didnt throw an autistic fit about it
the good lad
Benjamin Evans
Not sure how I feel about the circles around the numbers on the player jerseys for Scotland.
William Phillips
He's no Israel that's for sure.
Jason Morales
new whittakers out yet?
probably in june yeah?
Wyatt Gomez
Yea Cruden is a bit past it these days, I expect to see Soap on the bench over him
Robert Flores
Yep it's out already. Haven't opened mine yet, gonna have some during /sail/ tomorrow morning.
Isaac Foster
what flavour is it?
Brandon Johnson
...
Luis Phillips
Chocolate.
Josiah Torres
Oh sorry I should have added "gross shit". It's basically shitty fruit and nut.
David Cox
>choccys 4 brekkies You're a fucking genius
Ryan Ortiz
Stay out of it mental bitch. You will NEVER know the taste of Whittakers
Grayson Garcia
>be loins >land in New Zealand >'wilcum to New Zeelund cuzzy brews' >walk into airport, line up to sing some Welsh song Sam made us learn on the plane >there's a fucking Haka >arrive at hotel >concierge and bag boys welcome us with a Haka >go to breakfast >cooks all line up and do a Haka before we can eat >get on bus for the first game >driver is standing at the door Hakaing respectfully towards us >does another Haka before letting us off the coach
Jeremiah Russell
>19-10 NZ-SCO Are NZ, dare I say it, finished?
Jace Thompson
>turns on radio >it's the fucking haka
Andrew Flores
All this chocolate talk and not one person has mentioned the objective best chocolate treat since Whittakers discontinued the original toffee milks and the white chocolate macadamia bar
Scorched almonds are the new GOAT now
Luke Gonzalez
>Let Me Entertain You Is NZ stuck in 1998?
Jordan Martin
>Poonion is dying in Australia Feels VERY good man
Josiah Phillips
Enjoy your plebgue do you lad? How has your evening slab of Woodstock gone down?
Juan Green
this is why the wallabies will NEVER go the full 80
Justin Wright
It has taken considerable mental gymnastics to justify this decision lad.
Charles Wood
I hate Plegue too, but Poonion is worse
Easton Walker
I know I am.
Zachary Clark
Do you lads have a problem?
Xavier Hall
Its a pretty good song when it isn't being thrashed to death on every radio station
Alexander Price
butchered a good copypasta tßh.
Jordan James
>Decide to tune in >Score a bonus point try
Nah mate well and truly fine
Colton Hall
Scorched almonds have always been GOAT
Jackson Reed
>Fly over to New Zealand >Pilot successfully lands the plane and the New Zealanders on board spontaneously break out into the Haka >Have to wait while some Maori elder blesses the luggage cart before they can start unloading the plane >Get to passport control that's staffed by a white guy with a face tattoo >Does the Haka before stamping each passport >After waiting in line for what feels like hours I get to the front where I am called a white devil and told to respect the culture of his people >Finally collect my bag and leave the airport (though not before enduring 3 more Hakas along the way) >Get in the cab but have to wait for Maori blessing before we can start driving >Doesn't ask where I want to go he just starts driving me towards The Lord of the rings museum >I try to protest but he says that I have to go or I will offend his Maori ancestors >He's as white as me >Whatever I ask him to turn on the radio >It's the Haka
Juan Thomas
I tried and failed to adapt it to today's events at the Lions arrival Admittedly a poor event
Colton Thompson
Kia Ora, my name is Davis Lomu.
I’m a 27 year old American Rugger (Rugby fan for you uneducated). I watch and discuss all things Rugby on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my knowledge and playing superior British Commonwealth games.
I train with my Gilbert every day, this superior ball can cut clean through the air because of the renowned torpedo punt kick and spiral cut-out pass techniques, and is vastly superior to any other ball on earth. I bought my first pair of Rugby "boots" two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak Kiwi fluently, both the North and the South Island dialects as well as Maori, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Christchurch history and their earthquake building codes, which I follow 100%.
When I get my New Zealand visa, I am moving to Christchurch to attend the prestigious Christchurch Boys' High School to learn more about their magnificent culture and their illustrious rivalry with Christ's College. I hope I can earn a spot on the school's First XV!
I own several pairs of jandals, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to New Zealand, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my cuzzies and speak Maori as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in Aotearoa!
Levi Torres
*attempt having a mare lads
David Carter
...
Jeremiah Flores
It's Nu Zillund you dumb cunt.
Nobody here says "Zeelund"
Lincoln Rivera
*dubs*
Evan Allen
>10 mins later >NZL 34 - 13 SCO
We are fucking done
Christian Howard
>Kinghorn almost got KingHIT >the state of NZ commentators