/heem/: culinary integrity edition

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/heem/ bless

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convince me to put $50 on it and i will

But Nunes is going to sleep her?

Me? I'd pick Claudia.

Derrick actually broke 3 ribs in the travis browne fight. He said in the mma hour the only training he's done since that fight and his training camp is sex. It's also swang and bang against a pretty decent kickboxer who is just more well rounded

meant for

Where's the fuccin embed, its coming later and later every night

Just like the first time

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Guys, why didn't Schaub stick up for his buddy Joe?

may as well multi it while im at it, does old man kelly have 1 more in him? or slaying rashad his pinnacle

Worse, obviously.

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there's like 1 editor and 3 camera men. this shit is tough

Is that Brian Callen and Schaub? Wasn't Callen the one who made the dick joke? And wasn't Schaub there when Rogan said most of his stuff?

Wtf lel

If you're in the California area, ref Dan Stell is holding a professional MMA ref/judge clinic. This class will go toward certification and is recognized by all athletic commissions

No and no.

No, that's Cyborg's boyfriend on the right. He's hot as fuck.

>Hollywood kikes are worse at Embedded than two crooked Casino owners and their fat boxercise coach mate

Wow, Schaub is a total cuck.

haha yeah my dude remember all those times that Shevchenko's been knocked out?

Omg, hearing Cris talk alongside them. I never realized just how deep her voice is.

Fuck, I wish I had a deeper voice.

you can make it deeper

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Do an assload of steroids, mate.

If someone won't lose by knockout until they've already been knocked out, how does anybody ever get knocked out?

I doubt they're friends, more like show biz faggots that benefit from being around each other

what if he doesnt want to die and/or have sex for the rest of his life?

holy shit cyborg's voice is as deep as schaub's

I've done Mark Hunt and Alistair Overeem at 3/1

Shevchenko's had dozens of MT fights and more importantly, has already fought Nunes, gave up top control for most of a round, and didn't get knocked out.

I literally can't understand why people think it's more likely that Nunes will make it happen when she has two extra rounds to worry about being a punching bag in.

then he doesn't want it bad enough and should stop bringing it up

joanna's bf is cuter

Brongle Sweeb is gay

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why do all alphas sit like this
and how do i do it

it's funny because that guy is always in every "Meta thread" sperging out

Probably got btfo by someone in here and still can't handle it
Maybe it's rondasperg, not like he cares much about MMA anymore now that she' seems to have left it

>frogpostmind

If you think Rondasperg has left the building, why do people keep accusing every Ausgod of being Rondasperg?

Just banter la
Also you can still post here while claiming to hate it

>why do people keep accusing every Ausgod of being Rondasperg?
We all like Ronda.

Heem would probably be comfier on asp because we could have heem game threads and let all the casuals come here

Sekrit club

do you currently browse asp?

No I tried martial arts general when all the spamming was happening yesterday but it seemed just as bad

we could could be really clandestine and give every fighter a food nickname to run amok on /ck/

but you think heem would be comfy on asp somehow?

Leg kicks sure are effective about 0.02% of the time.

oh man during the last game thread a dude said he doesn't believe leg kicks hurt the kickee more than the kicker and i've been laughing ever since

Leg kicks don't win fights.

No not move heem to asp, just during an event go there. I don't like the 1 million posts asking for streams, the thread wars and all the personalities. Leave them and the scatspammer to the gamethread

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I did see a fight a long time ago where the kicker broke his shin.

On a checked kick, sure.

they won Conor his rematch

>there are no thread wars during events because casuals just follow the first thread posted
>everybody is going to be asking for streams in any event thread for any sport
>scat spammer is all the time not just during events
>nobody cares what you dont like

on paper it defo looks like a leg kick would be a push. leg kicks exposed desu

Yes.

Jon Jones has been tested less by USADA than DC in 2017.

Yes they do.

fucks the diaz bros up real nicely

kek

I wonder how many people will actually get this reference

Cecil Peoples said so already, don't bother him about it.

>there are no thread wars during events because casuals just follow the first thread posted
Not true
>everybody is going to be asking for streams in any event thread for any sport
I get that but you should read what I was saying, I said it would be nicer if it was possible for just heem regulars so the threads are a bit slower
>scat spammer is all the time not just during events
He would definitely chose to spam the gamethread
>nobody cares what you dont like
You obviously do because you spoke to me, dance puppet.

Also you seriously need to learn how to greentext

OK, fine. o.03% of the time.

HEEMBEDDED WHEN

UFC 220 CLEVELAND

HOODIE CHAD VS STEEPAY #NOT MY CHAMPION MIOCIC

THIS TIME IT IS PERSONAL AND CHINS
WILL
BE
RUBBED

I'd order it.

Did you really think Mickael Stipe Miocic wouldn't clobber Two Santos?

youtu.be/bzFL30iBDAI?t=668

Lmao is this true?

I picked Stipe to win but didnt expect him to make it look so easy

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Nah Dana doesn't really know about the metabolites and stuff. It stays in your body longer than 24 hours, I think Gastelum's was weeks before but Nick is probably just bad with it because Nick

Don't quote me on this stuff btw

I noticed that headline. Joe.co.uk or something isn't it? Always shows up in my Google Now feed.

It's pretty clickbaity

yeah they pop up on my facebook page, think they are an Irish sports website.

All their headlines are like that desu, it's pretty bad. The only thing is they cover a lot so I don't block them because there's the occasional decent story

To be promoted by both FB and Google though they must be doing something right. Guess the clickbait pays off

>complains about people talking about scweebposting
>doesn't complain about actual skebfag
Shloobfag on aborted narrative watch

I think they are pretty popular amongst somewhat casual fans. I'm pretty sure they sponsored Conor early on in his UFC career too.

IBSAGF?

Our boy Shtyrkov has his next fight booked.

>Be Olympic gold medalist in judo
>Try to be a kickboxer in mma

What did ishii mean by this?

BUSHIDO SPIRIT

I think you have to have wide hips, I can't do it comfortably.

Schaub bless boys, I'm going to sleep.

leg kicks are so based

I love crossing my legs.
Yes, my penis is small.

Russian fighters are the best in MMA

0 UFC champions

YAAAAH BABY CLEVELIND WEW! AAAH HAHAHA YAAAAA

Good morning lads

Remember to eat 3 steaks, and train IN A GI at least 3 times today MINIMUM.

Bonson Sploob bless

what about eggs

Imagine this dude is across the street and pissed af at you god damn

running away from him is a good tactic

Debating whether to buy this card... only real good fight is aldo Holloway. Aldo is gonna win pretty easily, eh might as well just stream it.. dana has been a fuck lately

Joe's fucking shit eggs

Why are they always undercooked
Why are they always greasy
Why always shit pickled jalapenos, I bet he picks them off after he's taken the picture, the faggot.
Why the fucking blue sauce

fucking joe rogan

>he cooks his yolks

OH

EICH

After Ishii's last fight, I'm not sure I ever want to watch him again t b h

be honest

I probably would 5bh just because she's such a freakshow