How come only Americans produce alpha males in sports?

How come only Americans produce alpha males in sports?

Every euro i see looks like a pussy

Post some alpha alpha from your country

Oh look, another American insecurity thread obsessing about Europeans.

What is it that makes you guys so collectively insecure?

SHAT AP

Because Americans don't give a shit about athletes using steroids, EPO, GH etc.

that's a roided pussy, though

I literally can't. I was going to post Piqué but that one isn't from my country

How does it feel to know that your shitty continent will never produce a baller as alphas as this?

yurop btfo again

Desu, it usually the other way around. It's mostly European flags that obsess about America and make the same stale/lazy flag jokes and threads. Banter is great and all, but it's matter of originality that this point.

> he thinks you can't attain that without steroids.

you can, but that's a roided pussy

6'8 290lbs for all you ameristats

what is he throwing? an apple?

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It's a cricket ball mate, like baseball but not invented for children

Picuck kissing with ibra by their car . jpg

3 ball

tfw your country's best athlete is a billiards player

DRINK IT MAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

>Fucking your bros and forcefully swallowing their protain
>Not alpha as fuark

it's not even gay so long as you don't enjoy it too much

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You know there's something wrong about your best athlete when he plays billiard and on motion to throw the 3 ball onto someone.

mirin desu

Obama?

Its opposite day :^)

being a big baller is purely american