I need to speak to an Italian ASAP. I have a football related question only he can answer

I need to speak to an Italian ASAP. I have a football related question only he can answer

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yes?

MAMA MIA PORCO DIO GUCCI PUCCI FRANKO FERUCCI

ask away

I watched god father and good fellas

Where are the Italians? Wake my NEET loser brethern I need you

just ask your question

New Yorker (almost the same) here, what's up man?

AMA

E' lui o non è lui?

ma certo che è lui

hmm...interesting

I'm Italian, ask me.

.t Woppilini Tagliatelle

non è lui

Since y'all are here, what are some similar sounding musicians/songs to this pic related? Want some 80s Italian music recommendations.

Who is it?
Google says is a record producer.

Producer of Fabrizio De André, Alunni del Sole, Raoul Casadei, Cappuccino, Donatella Rector, Franco Simone, Lucio Dalla, Ron and Antonello Venditti.

Pino d angio

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Allan Sorrenti - Figli Delle Stelle
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requesting more italian funk btw

Got you, hermano.

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yeah I don't think this is sports related my nig

man animating must be a hell of a job

I have a question too.

Why do most Italians hate Sicilia? It's objectively the best looking part of Italy.

t. Lived in Roma for a year and been pretty much everywhere in the country

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we "hate" the inhabitants more than the region

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nothing compares to Napoli, that is the real shithole

Sicily is good desu. Inhabitants are usually disrespected but not more than other southerns, personally they are my favourite, nice way of talking and overhaul nice people.
Naples on the other hand

Pic related, sicilian

Something newer, but still really hits that 80s synth vibe.

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I clicked on that last one for the titties in the thumbnail and was not disappointed.

acquatic parks are nowhere near as exciting as the one depicted in that video. other than that, HNNNNNNNNG

you could at least post the best (tho they're all the same)

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>This """""""""""Italian""""""""""""""" is unironically scared of the most based city in Italy

Kill yourself you fucking kraut

Recommended: il terribile odore del mese è parassiti! Questo prodotto naturale ti aiuterà! fuck off San Gennaro

this is now a vintage italian pop music thread
posting an underrated classic
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t. Ciro Gennaro Esposito

napoli looks like a charming place but all the neapolitans I got to know in my life were some of the worst human beings I remember

Speaking of French music, who knew it could be pretty good?

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Currently listening to Bandalero, Nightmare, TRUST, and Lio.

Post Mina
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GLORIA!

Not sure if I like this version or Laura's cover. Still nice though.

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Baltimora-Tarzan boy

GET THE LUUUUUDES

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well the 80s in general have been a mix of gems in a sea of embarassing synthesized shit, even in french music. It wasn't too glorious though.

trust are based. good taste.

Grazie, amico.

>football
M'lady

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Nice thread and nice music, all funksaved

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How are Italian women in general? People always fawn over them here in the states, but I'm not sold on them.

Guy with outstretched arms always gets me.

>This triggers Giuseppe

Possessive, violent, irrational, hard headed, very jealous all while denying being any of those things

Hanno sempre detto i dottori che masturbarsi serve a rilassarsi in momenti di stress (quindi antidepressivo), ad aumentare il livello di testosterone (avere più energie), risolvere il problema dell'eiaculazione precoce (miglior sesso), e essere soggetto in maniera minore ad un probabile problema alla prostata. Ora dicono che fappare sia il male assoluto, sia a livello fisico che psicologico, soprattutto se si guardano i porno. Dov'è la verità? Devo davvero tenere poco in mano l'uccello per aver meno problemi di memoria a breve termine, essere più energico durante la giornata, meno soggetto a down psicologici?

now this is a Sup Forums thread

they are like all the other women in the world.
this guy kinda has a point

Oh, so not that different then.

Also that pic is way better than any British "cuisine".

wena /ita/

What kind of accent is this and why does it sound... strange?

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this is not an accent, this is napolitan dialect

wena nido

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>Sicilia
>best looking part of Italy

pick one

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is this an undercover /seriea/ thread?

It now is

I love how they always put their best actor's studio face after tackles like that.

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>You will never kill yourself because your song was rejected from San Remo

what are some typical Italian stereotypes from region to region?

Why does my Roman friend always vafanculo to everyone

>extreme north (trentino, Val D'aosta)
barely even italian, rich and snobby
>north west (Piedmont, Milan)
kinda cold and workaholic people
>north east (from Bergamo to Veneto)
basically the niggers of the north
>centre-north (Emilia-romagna, Toscana)
witty and cheerful people; commies
>centre-south (Lazio, Campania)
loud-mouthed and extroverts: come off as irritating especially to norhterners
>extreme south (Puglia, Basilicata, Sicilia)
niggers
>Sardegna
alien goatfuckers

that's my vague perceptions at least

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Great thread. I also have a question.
What is the best pasta?

quite accurate but you forgot
>Basilicata, Abruzzo and Molise
the middle of fucking nowhere

they're all great

Capellini

Stop racially abusing Rüdiger because he's German

Fritz you mean shape or condiment?

>tfw of Neapolitan descent
AMA

based pucci poster

Chef Boyardee

>>extreme north (trentino, Val D'aosta)
>barely even italian, rich and snobby

Val D'aosta is pretty cool m8, they aren't Alto Adige-tier autistic

i wish i was italian

>Not a single (you) a GOAT song
KYS greeks

dem hairy pits in the background

ehh you talk to that guy about that thing? ehh fuggedaboutit dis is the best pie in manhattan sonny

I was covered in grease just by looking at this pic.

>Ray Liotta
>Italian
>De Niro
>1/4 Italian
>Brando
>Italian

At least you tried.

80s Italian music you say?
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I quite fond of the Navy SEAL one myself, but the "remove kebab" one is good too.

another question for the italians
I recently discovered my brother eats pizza with pineapple, is it really necessary to get the whole town together to burn him at the stake or will a private family burning suffice?

>private family burning
I suggest a private family burning becase of privacy. In Italy we say: "i panni sporchi si lavano in famiglia"

Yes, private is good. But first, you must have this statue in your garden. Then you must shave your hair like your favourite football player and wear a puffer jacket.

You forgot the literal jew next to Tony Sirico

also James Caan

Caan you not

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Italians are so based