What's the "ugliest" language?

Mandarin and most asian languages seem "ugly" to my ears, very guttural and aggressive. Japanese and maybe Vietnamese are the exceptions. In Europe, I dislike the Dutch language, and in South America, I think Brazillian Portuguese sometimes looks like monkeys trying to imitate Portuguese, but sometimes it can be very beautiful so I don't know

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I think Spanish and Swedish are pretty ugly. English spoken by the Scottish is pretty bad, too.

dutch and portuguese are awful by european standards

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Hebrew and arabic

inb4 "the language of the country that makes me butthurt"

Portuguese is in my opinion the most beautiful language

Mandarin (Chinese generally but Mandarin in particular) is the ugliest language. There is no contest.

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Tagalog, it's not even ugly it just sounds funny.

Any finno-ugric language

Vietnamese "bok poi tok ting bak booooo?" run on sentencing and super harsh

Chinese is okay except that its like cavemen talking "you gud? mm yes. you go store? yes go store".

French sounds like diarrhea to me when spoken quickly

probably viet is worst though

desu i cant blame them for the choppy sounds
tonal languages have to spoken clearly but people dont want to waste time speaking slowly so that's what you get

cant say i have a most disliked language, but french sounds like a perpetual phlegm to me

Danish is the worst sounding language from what I've been told by foreigners

ALL the SEA languages.
Whatever the names, Tagalog? Tamil? That shit they speak in Indonesia, Thailand, Vietnam etc.
Fucking disgusting languages those are.

Second place goes to the Semitic languages. Dutch has the same gutteral sounds which is why it sounds so ugly to foreigners. Thank god I speak Flemish, which is still not a very pretty language but at least we have soft G's and rolling R's.

The only other serious contender in Europe is Dutch

can you give an example of "normie" danish?
like a vlogger or news reports

I second you with Dutch. Plus, Hungarian.

>soft G's and rolling R's
rolling R like in spanish right?
and what do you mean by soft G? like in the german CH as oposed to H?

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I'd say Hungarian is more weird than unpleasant desu

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No but in reality your language is indeed not very pretty, even though the other skandis tend to exaggerate exactly how ugly it is.

Similar to german "ch" but not entirely. We also use the letters ch in the same function as the Germans and it's a different sound than our g.

I don't know how to explain it. Foreigners have a lot of problems with it. They either pronounce it as a hard G (this is the disgusting throat sound made by Dutch people) or they pronounce it like in English ("g"' like in "good"), both are wrong.
Maybe youtube or wiki can help? On phone atm so cba.

it's alright i think i get it
thanks anyway

Delet this!

American accent is kawaii! I'm glad I speak with an American accent when speaking foreign languages

English.

German with American accent
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Italian with American accent
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French with American accent
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Portuguese with American accent
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>in South America, I think Brazillian Portuguese sometimes looks like monkeys trying to imitate Portuguese
Why do you think this?

because favelados speaking portuguese really look like monkeys speaking

I used to hate chinese but now i'm okay with it
Viatnamese is the absolute worst shit i've ever heard
this
danish is my favourite germanic language
I think you mean this
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voiced_palatal_stop

Idk it's this en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hard_and_soft_G_in_Dutch

I don't know enough linguistics for the wiki page you linked

They are probably a shitload of irrelevant languages that sounds ugly too but to me the worst are Dutch, Japanese and Turkish.

The vietnamese should've been fought not because they were communists, but to liberate them from their dreadful language.

>In many southern dialects of Dutch, ⟨g⟩ and ⟨ch⟩ represent front-velar fricatives ([ɣ̟] and [x̟]), the so-called soft G.
Woah
I've never seen the symbols [ɣ̟] and [x̟]
This is a completely new thing to me I have no idea how that sounds
Can you please just say some words in Flemish with this "soft g"?

Americans ruin everything

death to america desu

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dutch is disgusting

French. I fucking hate it.

English and dutch.

whats so bad about dutch

i think it's the g that they don't like
why do dutchies use cancer in swearing?

it sounds nice i guess. the k's in them make the word sound kind of 'hard' which is pleasant when swearing.

Do Swedes see their language as worse than English?

I came up with a theory once, which I called the North->South Autism Theory.
Basically it was that when you're in the Eastern Hemisphere as you go North to South the languages get progressively more retarded for reasons unbeknownst to me. I figured it was pretty accurate
>furthest North is Russia, a forceful sounding Indo-European language
>then Japan, arguably the best sounding East Asian language
>then Chinese/Korean, sorta ugly, but passable
>Vietnam/Cambodia/Laos fucking ugly and retarded, but still sort of human
>Papua New Guinea, the various indigenous peoples on the South Pacific islands sound pretty fucking retarded
>Australia = Abbos, when you have places called "Wolongong, and Oogak'noongaboana you know you've hit rock bottom.

that's not how you spell Greek, m8

>I dislike the Dutch language
fucking Walloon

Only one answer and that is Thai. Thai sounds like literally someone shitting with their mouth and making bird gawking sounds. Even my Thai friends say it sounds like complete ass.

American English sounds like rrRRRRRRightRRRR I'm an AmerrRRrican shrrrit

only Limburgish people have an accent that uses the soft g, for the rest bs

What about Noord-Brabant.

I have never heard anyone in my city, in Bergen or Eindhoven talk like that

mandarin is the ugliest, they're barking like fucking dogs

Cambodian

this, dutch sounds like the speaker is choking

Dutch sounds like cuckolded German

I don't like this thread

Arabic sounds disgusting.

Bantu languages are literally ooga-booga tier

- portugese
- viet/cambodian
- telugu
- swedish
- eastern native american languages
- abo languages

Used to hate Cantonese, but I've come to like it over time.

It depends who's speaking it really. Irish/Jamaican/New Yorker/Bostonian/Heavy Southern US/Californian English is literally ear rape, meanwhile Midwestern/Standard American dialect/British/SouthWestern US English is a quaint curiosity

I don't either.

I like your language, my dutch Friend.

I actually love finnish because of how silly it sounds. Truly the meme of languages

Mandarin isn't even that bad, it's Cantonese that's bad. Unfortunately, when most Westerners think of "Chinese," they're thinking of Cantonese.

But Arabic is literally the same language as Dutch.

Russian, fucking sucking teeth rather than a language.

please explain what you hate most about it. ofc it sounds awkward and lazy in a punk-ass manner to me but i wonder if its different like hearing a french/german speak english with a bad accent

To me Dutch (and by extension Afrikaans) sounds the ugliest.

My favorite languages are Portuguese and Spanish (European not Latin American).

this

dog bless gommunism x-DDD

Any language descended from Latin are shit t b h. Also any language that does not have an official governing body. Also, any language with gendered grammar wtf why is a shoe masculine. Also any languages with silent letters i.e. the spelling doesn't reflect the pernunsiasyen. Tl;dr English is shit, Spanish and wog barkings are shit too.

a bit mean tb h

Arabic. Sounds like something stuck in your throat and you're trying to choke and hurk it back up

NOT homo version

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mexishit spanish is pretty respectably disgusting and I wish we would stop teaching it in schools and force the shits to learn spain spanish

Dutch also seems bad from what I heard but I forgive them because they have a word like "stroopwaffel"

rude
yours is nice too

>most asian languages seem "ugly" to my ears
>Vietnamese are the exceptions

so biased it's not funny

Have you ever heard an American from the northern US speak? I'm from MA and I hardly ever pronounce my R's. The accent is non rhotic

IMO French(I call France the land of the eternal phlegm). Also Chilean Spanish.

Dude have you even heard Vietnamese before? You must be mistaking it for something else.

when people start speaking it loudly any of it starts sounding ugly

It is so ironic hearing a Dutch person call another language ugly. Your language is the most commonly cited as not sounding good.

Danish is the only language that is uglier than dutch.

>Categorizing Portuguese along with Dutch.
Stop being so harsh on them. Dutch deserves to be remembered with Arabic, Hebrew and African Tongues.

It's true. You guys even ruined the English language.We could have a glorious 100% germanic language but you fucks had to ruin it for us.

Norwegian imo

It sounds like your choking on a cock.

That's Dutch from the Netherlands though, they pronounce the G like mongrels.

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English is a shitty mongrel language. It needs to be exterminated.

Semitic languages

Chinese

No, Swedish is a beautiful language that is spoken like it's sung. Really can't imagine why anyone would find it ugly.

faggotry isn't beautiful

Polish

Please rate mine.

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immigrant in usa with inferiority complex
jealous of Greece

surprised you've even heard our language t bh. Out of curiosity, why norwegian?

Indian-Pakistani sounds disgusting desu

Fucking chinks, REEEE.

Our language doesn't really sound bad tho, just they taking too fast and it sounds like gibberish

Just hear this song and give some thought about it.
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it was the normans, not us