>Be me >Living in dorm with 3 americans, 3 frenchies and 2 romanians >Be in kitchen makin food >Ameritard comes in, also starts makin food >Starts cutting vegetables, realizes knife is dull as shit >I work at a butcher shop, have personal knives that are Grade A quality and sharp as hell >Ameritard asks if he can borrow my knife >I start to say "yes" before he continues with "To sharpen this knife" > Have literally no idea what the fuck he means >Give him my knife just to figure out what this retard means >Literally starts grinding the edge of his knife along the edge of my knife to "sharpen" it >Lose my shit, ameritard has no idea why I am laughing
Seriously Sup Forums, why the fuck are americans so fucking retarded? Do they not know what a honing steel is?
>fishes >out >of >water They won't last long. Bet they don't even finish out the semester.
Daniel Bell
i wouldnt call myself a chef but i am a person who can cook and grill and assuming a knife on a knife is a suitable way to sharpen one knife is utterly retarded. they make things called knife sharpeners. it has its use in its name
Jacob Anderson
America is a stronger, more free nation than your shithole will ever be.
Prove me wrong.
Xavier Adams
Subpar intelligence, probably gonna drop out cos "economics was so rough"
Isaac Foster
testing please ignore
Caleb Evans
Uses "free" argument, cos being "free" is not a fundamental human right. Stop grasping at straws cos you're insecure.
Tyler Davis
>Knife sharpener Literally proving point
Anthony Ramirez
You're free to drown in nigger dicks, nation of the 56%.
Typical oppressed European response. Let me know when you can legally carry a pocket knife on your person. Let me know when refugees and immigrants aren't destroying your shithole.
Jaxon Martin
>expecting anything more than grunts and hand slapping from Americaneanderthals
That's where you went wrong.
Zachary Myers
In which country did this happen and from which country are you?
Andrew Jackson
Once again, grasping at straws. Come back with a legit, sound argument
Ayden Hill
>he probably genuinely believes he was making some sort of accurate retort
Isaac Hall
Enjoy getting acid thrown on your face, and enjoy having your children raped by Muslims
Blake Myers
Norway, Norway
Hunter Miller
its literally its name unless you use a stone you barbarian
Y I K E S Amerifats deflecting like a nigger and stolen bike charges.
John Jackson
>econ why would anyone take economics in an exchange program? europeans are good at lots of stuff, plenty of reason to study here as an american, but there's a reason there's never been a nobel prize winning economist that wasn't born and/or educated in the us
A legit, sound argument like "All Americans are retarded because one foreign exchange student didn't know how to sharpen a knife."
Yeah, that's a really sound argument you Europefags are supporting. Please allow yourselves and your families to get killed in train bombings and truck attacks.
Jose Evans
Implying I study econ The ameritard study econ
Jace Bailey
be stuipid post about other countries problems while i ignore mine is gone to hell and have bigger problems to deal with be a erofag
You missed relying on the U.N. for defense................
Brayden Reed
>Universal SHIT health care
I have a French friend that was hurt on the job in Nice. He had to wait hours in pain to get the required surgery. The hospital refused to give him medicine. Great health care you socialists have over there.
On top of that, the French retards botched his surgery. He traveled to the competent US to get proper health care.
Gabriel Harris
Strong, independant military > decent welfare and life qualities and alliances
try harder
Lincoln Martin
As a Canadian who has spent time in both Europe and America, I can easily say that America is a better place.
Europeasants obsess over their past because they have no future
Jose Fisher
Simply not true, read a book
Daniel Young
You have laws that strip you of free speech, you dont even get a voice in the matter nigger
Kevin Bailey
Ya, that's why I'm working on my green card. America is the only hope for mankind
Eli Ward
>American >cutting vegetables Guess how I know you're full of shit
So I'm supposed to throw out the first-hand anecdote of someone who actually experienced French socialist health care? A French citizen that confirmed that US health care is immensely better?
Leo Campbell
>U.S Still has enough nukes to turn practically the world into a radioactive wasteland Try harder europeasant
Justin Rivera
Exactly, disregard reality and educate yourself shitlord
Jordan Bennett
The earth is flat, I've been to space and seen it. You shouldn't throw away my anecdote, I'VE SEEN IT! Ameritards, cant even see the irony of their own ways
Bentley Diaz
>to turn practically the world ito a redioactive wasteland Including the US Seems like a thing ameritards would do, considering they're retards
Tyler Wood
>when eurofags complain about the US >when all of Europe would be the Nazi Empire right now without the help of the United States
Eurofags should be worshiping the US every single day for saving their asses.
Michael Butler
>comparing an apple to a pistol There the same thing I swear. Honestly if that's your best argument dont post in the first place It is nearly impossible for one to have gone to space to see if the earth is flat, but it is possible for a French citizen to express there distaste at the socialized healthcare.
Colton Rogers
>Proves invalidity of an argument >Ameritard starts crying
Carson Stewart
I suppose the only thing I would do differently would be to remove all American support from the world and watch you all fight amongst yourselves.
Logan Cook
>Quality yuropoor education in action
Kayden Bailey
>Implying that wouldntt have repercussions that wouldnt pretty much ruin the US Ameritard thinking 101
Cooper Thomas
The rest of the world has already proven that they can't be trusted to play with each other unsupervised
Brandon Foster
Donald trump went to Yale
Anthony Davis
>Not being able to greentext correctly Kike
Luis Brooks
Eurofags will get defensive when they realize they live in a subpar area of the world. Honestly, any man with an ounce of dignity left would not raise a family in Europe. They're setting their children up to fall victim to Muslim terrorist attacks and a terrible university system.
Camden Barnes
Ah theres the insulting drovle id hope to find out of a europeasant on Sup Forums >"well I see he made a good point, HURR-DURRstill an amerifat fag" Seriously what's next "u mad bro" hit me with an actual comeback at least.
Christian Nelson
Almost wanna leave this thread at 69 replies, oh well
Brandon Richardson
>Using "drovle" as if it were a word Burger education in the flesh(read lard)
They'll get shipped back home due to culture shock. I knew a couple of roommates in the Ciudad Universitaria of Madrid who were so horrified by the local cuisine that they bought themselves a bucket of Pollo Frito Kentucky, ate it for all their meals. No refrigeration. After a few days they came down with the most glorious cases of food poisoning you could imagine. Then flown home at their parents' expense.
Oh no, we don't get cheap chinesium products. While all of Europe is getting a taste of jihad, we would bolster defenses, and work on our own shit. Not having to defend everyone all the time would free up a significant amount of resources to be used at home. Our consequences would be much smaller than the rest of the world.
Josiah Jackson
Don't worry, user. You won the argument easily. I'm the user who has the French friend that confirmed that socialist medicine is TERRIBLE. Thanks for defending logic and reason, and not falling victim to the nonsense of foreigners.
Landon Parker
simply lol
James Torres
>literally its name But its name is "rat's tail". Literally what?
Ian Reyes
That also means the industrial sector of America will have to work its ass of for us to have the same quality of life, and keep the consumerism of america at the same level
David Roberts
I think that the US should focus on isolationism. Gear up for the next big fight.
We could easily produce our own oil and sustain ourselves. But then all the eurofags would complain because Russia would occupy their countries and rape their women. I'd sit back and chuckle while Europe is conquered by a stronger power YET AGAIN.
Kayden Sanchez
Why the fuck there is hundreds of these "ameritard" or "eurocucks" threads all the time? America has niggers and europe has muslims etc, fucking old shit already, what's next? Japan has hindus and baltic countries has Chinks?
Matthew Clark
Then theres a crack, and you get fukd over by yourselves, and you dont have foreign companies to invest in, in hopes that it will save your failing economy, Dumb nigger amerifag
So it means our lazy welfare leeches either make a societal contribution, or they die. Meh. I agree. Let them all be a part of the new Soviet union.
Luke Hernandez
Thread full of niggers that think their country doesn't have retards. So basically Sup Forums everyday.
Robert Johnson
>working on my green card If true, then you're in for an unpleasant surprise. There is no green-card "track", either you qualify for it or you don't. FLOTUS was a wetback and she got her green card by sucking Donny's tiny dick.
Look no matter which is better it all comes down to this, we live in a global society that depends on both Europe and America to run properly. America is like the engine with China being the gasoline, Europe the wheels and Japan the computer on board Yes the engine is important but so are the wheels. It may seem good for all party's to separate but it wont help in the long run In the end whether your a europeasant, or amerifat, your needed to make the other function.
This is something I don't understand. Canadians always go on and on about their healthcare but the moment any of the ones I've known needed medical attention they told me how long the wait is. Guess what faggots, when you pay for it you get it when you want it. "huh, I found a weird lump on my balls.. guess I'll see the doctor in 6 months" source: whiny fucking canadians I've known
Brody Sanchez
That's simply not true. When it comes down to it, the United States have enough resources and military prowess to weather and destroy any threat to American soil.
Europe can not say the same, so the US has to protect their sorry asses. It's laughable, in a pitiful way.
Dylan Perry
Flunked out of Fordham. Bought a degree from Wharton. Yale professors are on record as saying he's unfit for office.
Elijah Thomas
Literally speaking as if Europe is a country. I mean fuck dude, use contraception.