/sag/ South Asia General

Invited: Afghanistan, Bangladesh, India, Nepal, Pakistan, Sri Lanka
Not invited: Any Bollywood shit

Thread topic: How viable is a NEET lifestyle for you?

At what height should South Asian men be considered manlets?

Also, Paki-Indian Punjabi collaborations up in this bitch: youtube.com/watch?v=pqjLhOcXgcs

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pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1428217628
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_Asia
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_Asian_Association_for_Regional_Cooperation
youtube.com/watch?v=iMdH_G4N9nY
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iranian_peoples
theguardian.com/world/2001/may/24/lukeharding
hrw.org/legacy/reports98/afghan/Afrepor0.htm
rawa.org/rules.htm
hrw.org/news/2013/11/20/iran-afghan-refugees-and-migrants-face-abuse
aljazeera.com/indepth/features/2016/05/afghan-refugees-leaving-iran-160511103759873.html
nytimes.com/2013/11/21/world/asia/for-afghan-refugees-in-iran-painful-contradictions.html
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Josiah_Harlan
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

No bully manlets plz

Afghanistan is Central Asia

>Thread topic: How viable is a NEET lifestyle for you?
I've tried it and I found it boring and depressing

>At what height should South Asian men be considered manlets?
5'7 or 5'6

pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1428217628

mashallah

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_Asia
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_Asian_Association_for_Regional_Cooperation
kys

Doesn't really look Indian too be honest. Keep fighting the good fight though,

Bumping with based Punjabi music:

youtube.com/watch?v=iMdH_G4N9nY

no maldives? :(

I've seen Maldives posters only once. I remember you though.

does the bhutanon post here aswell?

Nope

>5'7"
Shit

desu this general seems pretty comfy
mena is full of butthurt politicfags and blogposters

>Afghanistan

Why invite them anyway
Its not like someone has internet there

>Afghanistan
>South Asia

based paki?
i forgot to make that oc for you

reminder amir and ali are the new wasim and waqar
india are smelly little poos and will never produce a good fast bowler because they're a nation of beta cucks

Its the second time today someone has asked me that. Who is that dude and what makes him based?

Nigga, you better not be shorter than that.

Jesus, see None of the Indians here care for cricket, user

he used to namefag as based paki
he's pretty funny

IKTF

>Nigga, you better not be shorter than that.

no bully pls ;_;

>Nigga, you better not be shorter than that.
Please dont do this to me.

I see. I am the one gaying up all the threads.

>w-we never cared about cricket anyway
you sad sniffling little tramp

All this Indian Bear Daddy spam has made me curious. What exactly is the LGBT scene in South Asia?

I know that there are LGBT pride parades in India and Nepal is pretty liberal. How's it in Pakistan?


Are you shorter than people around you or of average height? Is the meme about Pashtuns being really tall true?

I was actually happy that Pakistan won. It shut up the fucking media and nationalist retards on social media

>How's it in Pakistan?
I used to think I'd never get laid unless I moved to US/Europe. Then one summer I discovered a dating site many Pakistanis used and now I get to have sex one or twice a month at least.

>Are you shorter than people around you or of average height?
5'7" might be ok. But 5'6" is definitely short.

Oh, yea? That's good to know. I guess Pakistan is a gay dude's paradise when it comes to minimal risk of contracting shit like AIDS from a random encounter.

I never hear of gays in Pakistan getting arrested, beaten up or falling victim to honour killing unlike say girls dancing in the rain. What would you say is the reason for that?

You need to leave. Seriously.

Also, Based Paki needs to start namefagging again. All of Sup Forums misses you.

>I guess Pakistan is a gay dude's paradise when it comes to minimal risk of contracting shit like AIDS from a random encounter.
There is always some risk

>What would you say is the reason for that?
I dont know. I am just glad no one gives two fucks about two men sitting together. And no one knows what they do behind closed doors.

W-why?

You talk about nothing but gay sex

You fucking faggot. I hope you're a top at least.

It's because men are far more careful about the repute of their women. This is because paki society sees virtuous women as a matter of pride. When a woman acts whorishly it dirties the name of not only her father but her entire family.

However virtuous men aren't treasured and people don't give a fuck what they do.

It's mostly because of the Tribal Mindset surviving despite attempts at Islamising the region

>Implying being a power bottom isn't more alpha

Has anyone caught on that you were gay?

>Bottom
>Alpha

Wew laddy!

>You talk about nothing but gay sex
Like you know its me when I am not talking about sex
>You fucking faggot. I hope you're a top at least.
no bully pls

>Has anyone caught on that you were gay?
Nope. too straight acting. Never even been approached by a man.

What about Bhutan? or Burma?

Kys

I saw this show on mtv or Vice I think where they visited a sex toy factory in Pakistan and it turns out a huge percentage of that stuff is made in Pakistan and exported out.

>at least we export something...

Homosexuality should be legalised. Will nobody think of those 20 million Sikh faggots? Sikhs are faggots, thats undeniable. Lol cucked by Hindus of all people.

lol is that actually genuinely an issue? not to be rude, but I have a lot of buddies who served in Afghanistan telling about the ANA's "man love thursday" and I kinda just assumed latent homosexuality was rampant across the muslim community in South Asia.

>afghanistan
this bait has to stop

Are you pretty much by yourself or is there an underground gay community/NGO in Pakistan?

Sikhs (or at least Punjaabis) seem to be the only Indians that aren't borderline autistic. I know a couple pleasant Gujraatis but they're few and far inbetween.

Lol, Singh, stop shilling.

Does this ever work?

Wtf elaborate please

Yes I am the only gay guy here

There are three pakis on Sup Forums and the other one is based paki so yeah I know it's you.

>afganistan

I don't talk to cucked Hindus like you. If aren't a brave Kshtriya who's ever ready to defend the Dharma, don't @ me.

Could it be that you're Sikh? You always seem butthurt when I speak the truth about Sikh faggots? Why do you defend them so much? Never seen you defend Hindus. Why?

only 3? thats a shame

Because I think worshipping a black dick is fucking stupid and shameful.

No one cares

lol I'm actually White, Raj, but even I can see the disparity between the different ethnicities in India.

>Newfag

Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse

You're the Jain guy, aren't you? Don't you guys roam naked in streets? Don't you have the most stupid dietary restrictions? Aren't you at the forefront of funding and in fact actively participating in radical Hindu organisations?

He asked me how I could identify him

Fucking thick skulled Dalit

What's the least shitty bike I can buy used in India for less than 70,000 Rs?

inb4 Royal Enfield

I am not autistic enough to count how many people from my country post here

Apparently it has something to do with the Muslim weekend being on Friday and Saturday instead of Sat/Sun like Judeo-Christians. My buddies said it was wantonly common to fnd the FOB smelling of B.O. and ass Thursday nights when the Afghan National Army guys would just fuck each other. I don't quite understand it myself, as I've never been to Afghanistan and I'm not gay or muslim, but supposedly it is viewed as par for the course there.
I remember seeing a VICE documentary on Pakistan too where they said a common phrase "women are for children, boys are for loving" which doesn't really surprise me and seems to explain shit all things considered.

No you are not white. Look at the new figures. Punjab is mid tier in gdp per capita but very high in HDI, I'll give you that but that's down to the industrious, productive and prosperous Hindus of Punjab.

Left to Sikhs alone, Punjab would become another UP or Bihar. Please understand this, Sikhs are worse than Dalits.

It's a Turkic/Iranian thing. South Asian Muslims are more into transgender stuff if anything

Wait you're going to have to forgive me for the stupid question, but is the caste system still a pretty strong thing in India?
And I can promise you I'm not Sikh-IDF, I'm just a dude from California who lived near an Indian community for a while. Sikhs tended to seperate themselves from the Hindus and were the most enterprising in my experience.

I figured it'd be the other way around desu, given the way Persians treat trannies as a natural thing, and Pakistanis tendencies to fiddle children.

The phrase you mentioned is Afghan.

The gay scene isn't so open. Most of what you hear is a meme but there IS a huge underground gay community

By Iranian I meant the collective group rather than the country
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iranian_peoples

Pashtuns of Pakistan fall under this group.

Also, Afghans do a lot of gayshit. The first significant act of Mullah Omar (founder of the Taliban) was to kill an Afghan Soldier who raped a boy from his Maddrassa.

The US forces in Afghanistan we're ordered to ignore 'Bacha Baazi' (Pederasty). What your friend didn't know/hid from you was that they were raping little boys and the Freedom Benis did nothing about it because it's their culture.

I'd prefer Taliban Rule over the Boy Loving Afghans in Power at the time.

What do you guys think of the Taliban government in A-stan? I know you tend to support the current Mujahideen members to keep India out, but I mean, the Taliban government tends to get a rather excessive amount of hate imo. From what I've read they're only about as bad as the Saudis. At least they gave a bit of unity and stability in that damned country for once.

aye, gotcha.

Make that OC bls

They were better than Saudi Arabia but worse than Iran.

I'd prefer them over the current Government because they'd atleast not blame us for all of their problems. Not only this but Pakistan and the Taliban were friends until the United States fucked it all up in 2001.

The Taliban weren't all bad. For example Mullah Omar cracked down upon the widespread Pederasty and saved thousands of not from getting abducted and raped. He also shut down the Transport Mafia and Drug Trade. They destroyed the Bamiyan Buddhas because the lifeless Buddhas were getting more care and attention than the dying and suffering Afghanis and refusal of the teams tending the Buddhas to give a quarter of their money to the aiding of the children in military hospitals. It wasn't some wierd move to eleminate non existent buddhism from Afghanistan.

Most pakis like me were quite fond of the Taliban (Until the School Shooting by their fucked up Pakistani copy cats/Indian funded militias)

punjab currently has a drug epidemic
not long before it joins UP and Bihar

>Afghanistan
>South asia

>1993 map
Kk dear

R u GOAL?

>Destruction of un-islamic monument was actually a humanitarian appeal.

it isn't unislamic, and it was a humanitarian appeal, they were giving tons of money into preserving it rather than helping the poor starving populace

if it was unislamic, the shittons of more durka islamic dynasties like the saffarids/ghorids/ghaznavids etc. springing from afghanistan would have destroyed it long ago

>"I did not want to destroy the Bamiyan Buddha. In fact, some foreigners came to me and said they would like to conduct the repair work of the Bamiyan Buddha that had been slightly damaged due to rains. This shocked me. I thought, these callous people have no regard for thousands of living human beings -- the Afghans who are dying of hunger, but they are so concerned about non-living objects like the Buddha. This was extremely deplorable. That is why I ordered its destruction. Had they come for humanitarian work, I would have never ordered the Buddha's destruction"
>Mullah Omar
>Mohammad Shehzad (3 March 2001)."The Rediff Interview/Mullah Omar".The Rediff. Kabul. Retrieved27 October2010.

Mullah Omar did realize the economic benefit in the Buddhas due to it being a tourist attraction but later realized that people who visited the Buddhas didn't give to craps about the suffering Afghans

the way afghans slobber over our big hindu lunds is enough to make them part and parcel of the subcontinent

but did he ever help the afghans? Why can't afghans be civilised?

>Taliban apologia ITT
Wew, anyway

theguardian.com/world/2001/may/24/lukeharding
hrw.org/legacy/reports98/afghan/Afrepor0.htm
rawa.org/rules.htm

He brought order to one of the most chaotic places in the world. But, honestly it's a choice between choosing to get stabbed or be put on fire.

>Why can't afghans be civilised?
Blame the Deobandi in power

>better than Saudi Arabia but worse than Iran
>Paki lies

>Not only this but Pakistan and the Taliban were friends until the United States fucked it all up in 2001.
No shit, you guys propped them up

>Most pakis like me were quite fond of the Taliban
Yea, because you were the ones who didn't have to live under them

>Indian funded militias
I'll slap you hard, nigger. That's the stupidest shit Paki establishment has come up with. The only support India is giving is to the Baluch settled in UK

This is literally a "they killed my ambassador so I'll invade and conquer the entire Middle East" propaganda by Genghis Khan

>Why can't afghans be civilised?
Pakistan radicalized the Afghan refugees who came there to escape the Soviet war. Pakistan then continued to fund Gulbuddin Hekmatyar and his Islamist cronies who launched an ethnic civil war in Afghanistan.

Yea, nah, fuck off

>but is the caste system still a pretty strong thing in India?
It is the foundation of Indian society and overtly or subliminally plays a role in every aspect of modern polity and societal affairs.

That unity thing is a meme. The taliban just controlled the Pashtun area, the Northern Alliance did its own thing.

For anyone who thinks there was anything good about the Taliban. This cunts were literally ISIS. Really glad that Taliban is suffering under ISIS the same shit they did to others.

>The worst attack on civilians came in summer of 1998 when the Taliban swept north from Herat to the predominantly Hazara and Uzbek city of Mazar-i-Sharif, the largest city in the north. Entering at 10 am on 8 August 1998, for the next two days the Taliban drove their pickup trucks "up and down the narrow streets of Mazar-i-Sharif shooting to the left and right and killing everything that moved — shop owners, cart pullers, women and children shoppers and even goats and donkeys."

>More than 8000 noncombatants were reported killed in Mazar-i-Sharif and later in Bamiyan. Contrary to the injunctions of Islam, which demands immediate burial, the Taliban forbade anyone to bury the corpses for the first six days while they rotted in the summer heat and were eaten by dogs. In addition to this indiscriminate slaughter, the Taliban sought out and massacred members of the Hazara, a mostly Shia ethnic group, while in control of Mazar-i-Sharif.

>Hazara also suffered a siege by the Taliban of their Hazarajat homeland in central Afghanistan and the refusal by the Taliban to allow the UN to supply food to Hazara in the provinces of Bamiyan, Ghor, Wardak and Ghazni.

hazaras are terrible people, in iran they're druggies/rapists/criminals, moghol or changezi is a common insult to them and whenever you hear of an afghan committing a crime in europe, it's almost always a hazara (most refugees in europe are hazaras too)

t. reza from mashhad

It's as if people who have been poor, oppressed and marginalized for centuries are liable to turn to crime and anti-social behavior.

It's another kind of hell living in Iran as an Afghan refugee, you're not allowed to go to school, have no rights, were used as cannon fodder in the Syrian war, iirc you can't even be in employment.

Also, does Iran have only Hazara refugees or do Sunni refugees come there as well?

man Pakistan seems to be full of jewry

it's mostly hazarafaggots in mashad/tehran, they're not allowed to go in other provinces because we recognize them as savage animals

hazara men are worthless imo, their women are apparently top of the charts in terms of academics but the guys are rapists/druggies/criminals/gang/pimp types wherever they go

sunni refugees also exist in iran but because they tend to lookiranian, they don't get harassed in public (to iranians, afghans = hazaras in terms of looks)

>you're not allowed to go to school, have no rights, were used as cannon fodder in the Syrian war, iirc you can't even be in employment
also none of that shit is true

they're allowed school, but not university unless they pay, muh rights (>giving savages rights), and hazaras are fervently religious shias so its their choice to die in syria for assad kek

>were used as cannon fodder in the Syrian war
This part is definitely true. There are enough reports about their being conscripted.
hrw.org/news/2013/11/20/iran-afghan-refugees-and-migrants-face-abuse
aljazeera.com/indepth/features/2016/05/afghan-refugees-leaving-iran-160511103759873.html
nytimes.com/2013/11/21/world/asia/for-afghan-refugees-in-iran-painful-contradictions.html

And then you wonder why they turn to crime. I don't get how Iran aspires to be a regional heavyweight when can't even take care of its co-coreligionist refugees

India is pretty fucking shit and deserves to be nuked, but it still has the semblance of a normal country. Literally every single neighbour of Pakistan hates its guts Afghanistan, Iran and India, plus its own people like the Sindhis, Baluch and Tribals, which is pretty much everyone other than Punjabis.

because most iranians are irreligious and don't give a shit about islam, more religious shitters make iran worse
that's not conscription at all, it's a choice, go fight in syria and we give your family food/shelter/education and then you get citizenship if you make it back or, get deported because you're illegal anyway

iran doesn't and doesn't need to operate on sjwesque laws

>India is pretty fucking shit and deserves to be nuked, but it still has the semblance of a normal country. Literally every single neighbour of Pakistan hates its guts Afghanistan, Iran and India, plus its own people like the Sindhis, Baluch and Tribals, which is pretty much everyone other than Punjabis.
>because most iranians are irreligious and don't give a shit about islam, more religious shitters make iran worse
>that's not conscription at all, it's a choice, go fight in syria and we give your family food/shelter/education and then you get citizenship if you make it back or, get deported because you're illegal anyway
I don't know if I can trust these posts but okay

most iranians in the cities are irreligious (the ones under 30 years old)

>there are subhuman kuffur in Iran
Why don't they exterminate those degenerates?

umar was a sodomist

>most iranians in the cities are irreligious (the ones under 30 years old)
>diaspora
I want to talk to a real Iranian.
>inb4 I vacation there every second winter so I know what I'm on about

He's lying to you. Look at how autistic his posts are. Never believe Iranians, they are equivalent to Islamic Jews.

Just google "hazaras" and you'll see National Geographic, Encyclopedia Brittanica, and various news agencies praising how hard working and studious Hazaras are.

American explorer Josiah Harlan in the 1800's about the Hazaras.

>He admired the Hazaras both because of the absence of slavery in their culture and by the gender equality he observed (unusual in that region at the time).[155] Harlan observed that the Harzara women did not wear veils, worked out in the fields with their husbands, loved to hunt deer with their greyhound dogs while riding horses at full gallop and firing arrows aside their mounts, and even went to war with their menfolk.[156]

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Josiah_Harlan

I've been back every summer basically except for the past year. To tehran, mashhad, and shiraz

mashhadis are religious to some extent but nowhere near the amount of other muslims

>afkooni

>lies like the Jew he is
>can only respond with a one liner green text

You know what else is funny?

Iran made it so that Iranian women who marry Afghan men (which became an epidemic post 2001) would not have their children registered as Iranian citizens.

Your supreme leader literally had to put in legislation to slow down getting cucked. No wonder you badmouth Hazaras so much.

Sikh Punjabi and Hindu Punjabi are same.
Religion doesn't changes one's genes.

Pakistan supplies drugs to Punkab to weaken India and many corrupt Indian politicians Ignore it.