/nfl/ general - IMPENDING DOOM edition

WAS: Rob Kelley leaner entering sophomore season
CLE: Jets send former 1st-round S Pryor to Browns
SF: Carlos Hyde struggling in Shanahan's system?
CHI: Bears claim lead blocker Burton off waivers
MIN: Vikings sign RB Dalvin Cook to rookie deal
DET: Lions rookie WR Golladay impressing at OTAs
CLE: Hue Jackson committed to running ball more
FA: Report: Most teams think Romo will play again
CLE: Corey Coleman to be 'out for a little while'
MIA: MIA has 'multiple plays' designed for Thomas
CHI: Jordan Howard 'noticeably slimmer' this year
NE: James White has 'won over' Belichick, Brady
CLE: Browns find Osweiler to be 'pleasant surprise.'

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Go uh...go...uh...Bills?

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>Osweiler
I believe in you Osie

arbitrary rankings based on personal judgment

1. Andrew Luck
2. Alex Smith
3. Aaron Rodgers

guess what this list is for
only doing starting QBs or this list would be given away at #1

Johnny Poonitas? I liked him during his college days.

>CLE: Browns find Osweiler to be 'pleasant surprise.'
Compared to the other QBs they've had, I believe it.

Who was the coolest, party QB ever? NFL network says Stabler

>elway, aikman and warner being there, at all

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Brady is the only correct thing about this pic

The man walked out of the draft drinking a beer.

I'm a Patriots fan and I fucking hate Tom Brady. He has ruined my team's fanbase. There are no such things as Patriots fans anymore, only Bradyfags. FUCK TOM BRADY (I'm glad he won >us 5 rings though.)

>bert frave
>great

Reverse alphabetical order of QBs whose name start with A?

Blackfact of the day:

Von Miller took his Superb Owl money and bought a chicken farm

I thought he already had a chickenfarm.

Naw, naw, Mexico. That was a chicken PARM.

>You now remember Florida

I wish I could forget Florida

How can I forget the state I share a border with?

>2 of these 3 teams combine for 3 super bowls.

so why is Florida considered bad again?

its considered by 10 year old who dont know history. Miami dolphin actually was the best team in the afc east up until the early 00s

Only because of one man. Don Shula was Bill Belichick before Bill was even coaching.

and yet the jets still have a winning record against them all time

Try to imagine it but there was a time when the Jets weren't a complete joke.

>Calvin Pryor

Literally who?

>It's another Jags get hyped up but disappoint episode

Why don't people learn?

We've had this exact conversation since 2007. It's not going to happen.

SHUT UP. ITS OUR YEAR.

It's been "your year" for a decade now. You're starting to sound like Vancouver Canucks fans now. When are you ever going to realize your team is shit?

yeah that one year almost 50 years.
yeah well the dolphins have been mediocre for a long time.

I guess you don't remember the 80s or the late 90s. You don't remember the New York Sack Exchange?

>Marcus Smith demanding the Eagles release him
Fucking kek, dude might be one of the biggest busts they've ever drafted. He's doing them a favor

>says pats fan
>has retarded opinion

Everything checks out. You're free to go.

yes he would go shoo.

I was alive in the late 90s and making the wild card then losing in the first round is not relevant.

Man you guys are the only franchise I know who holds up 2 consecutive conference final loses as a proud moment

>I was alive in the late 90s
AKA: I was born in 1999

I'm a Pats fan you cuck. I considered the Jets to be a much better franchise than your shit team.

more like 89

yeah because you witnessed the last 15 years of dolphins mediocrity.

I was born in 1968 and the Dolphins were never good. Anyway you're still shittier than the Pats.

youtube.com/watch?v=YWdD206eSv0

yes we all know that about the pats. but I guess it too hard to think a pats fan would know history.

fact, since the dolphins drafted dan marino the dolphins and jets have the same number of conference championship game apperances

your best player ever and that amount to you being as irrelevant as the jets

O, and your championship drought is nearly as bad btw.

Not my fault I was born in 1997. That's 20 years ago.

I miss all the ball cartoons that used to be posted here. Where each team was represented by a ball and Jags Ball was super cute.

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Now give me the whole enchilada. Who is going to win most likely?

I love the Dallas Cowbos.

2013 was a fun season

Translation: I am a faggot

Translation: I am still bitter about Dallas winning too much that even after 22 years I am still angry as fuck.

When's the last time Dallas won anything faggot

the super bowl a few years ago

A few years ago in the 90s?

>a few years ago
>a few

time is relative

>The Jags just now beat the Dolphins 62-7 in the playoffs!

It's a flat circle

Brock Osweiler is unironically a good QB, he just got thrown too soon into a retardedly complex offense because Bill O'Brien is a delusional Patriotboo

delet this!

>mfw someone saved my Jags oc

I dont really care if you cry, on the real u keep on saying lies

>Brock Osweiler is unironically a good QB

Compared to the average AFL backup?

not years, that is a set division of time based of the orbit of the earth

>Packers punter Jacob Schum released

time to bring back Peter Mortell

BRING ON THE SEASON

>he just got thrown too soon into a retardedly complex offense

it was his 5th year in the league and he chose to go there

we have always played miami tough. we have super bowl 3 and that going for us.

I feel like shit lads, say something positive bout my Ravens.

They only BARELY missed the playoffs last year.

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>more elite kickers than rest of the team combined

He was meh in DEN and he was meh in HOU

They don't currently employ a player who had to negotiate a deal so he wouldn't be prosecuted for murder afaik.

He was meh in Denver and he was atrocious in Houston.

I'm calling it now, the Jets will be the new Bills and not make the playoffs until 2024 the earliest. Feels bad desu

Well what happens to the Bills then? They make the playoffs for the first time this millennium?

They can't be the new Bills when the old Bills won't have played a playoff game this century by then.

Bills still need to make the playoff, they're still the Bills Bills.

The AFC East barring you know who is fucked & I genuinely really like Tyrod.

you're overrating your WRs

If Tyrod wants to be a winner, he should leave the AFCE and go somewhere that needs a QB.

They're average, not good or bad.

There is some hope in Buffalo.

Rex is gone.

>be the Bills
>have a decent QB for the first time in 20 years
>lowball and try to replace him every chance you get

Rex wasn't the reason why you guys sucked.

Whalley is #1 in that list but Rex took a top 5 defense that worked and made it a below average defense when defense is his specialty.

Rex is known for giving zero shit's on offense & relying on the the 90's running attack to help his defense.

I'm talking about the past 20 years too. They were bad long before Rex and will be bad long after him.

Buffalo still has some talent, at least the ones Belichick hasn't stolen yet.

As a Bills fan its refreshing to see other people talk about the Bills for once.

The who?

they're bad

Nah, Wallace might have been bad on MIN, but he had a good year with Baltimore. Perriman looked like an average WR.

Bad would be someone like a third stinger with 200 yds and few targets per season and a high drop rate.

Wallace is a cunt, m8.

He got his money. He could give a fuck.

Don't think I'm a fan of his attitude, but from what he did last season, I wouldn't call him bad. Not realiable enough to be good neither.

Perriman is bad until/unless he shows otherwise.

Wallace didn't play bad last year.

Georgia?

Sup senpai, 912 in this bitch

This is correct. Unitas = GOAT