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OP pastebin:
>pastebin.com/8MT3uBwG

Mega with the memes all the cool kids use:
>mega.nz/#F!QgY0QCaR!w6gTFL2egnqpOgzHeIPXjw

qtcrawler script (javascript, tampermonkey/greasemonkey extension)

pastebin.com/h5A30AW7

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youtube.com/watch?v=DXnqG6weqTc
youtube.com/watch?v=eRpFScfi_wc
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sectarianism_and_minorities_in_the_Syrian_Civil_War
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Have you ever got Korean nudes?

Post em

I wish

I'm so despondent about everything. Everything I try goes totally wrong. There's no escape from this hole here. I feel drained. So far, I still haven't found a real purpose in life. Sometimes, I'm afraid to get out of bed in the morning. There's nothing to get up for.

Dyel bruh?

I'm watching some porn called small penis humiliation and its a hot girl who laughs at the guy for having a small penis. The only problem is I don't have a small penis. I past the toilet paper test both girth (although I can fit half in) and length.

But for some reason Im really enjoying this category of porn.

Darren moved to Switzerland?

No, and I don't see how lifting will help my psychological problems.

It won't (t. me), it'll just give you a reason to get up in the morning

Also qt girls in fitness attire

youtube.com/watch?v=DXnqG6weqTc

>tfw no HUEHUEHUE BUNDA

How do you reply?

send her a dick pic

big enough to impale you

good stuff, lad
my fav bach:
youtube.com/watch?v=eRpFScfi_wc

with a ruler?

>big enough to shut up your goddamm mouth

I am 22, but she likes korean chads

What do you want to see? :3

Haven't been here in months. Has anything interesting happened?

Why are women such sluts?

Everyone mast began to learn Russian!))))

Because they are desperate for attention and """"love""""

do I redpill her lads? I don't have the heart to crush her dreams

no, just some clever camera trickery to make it look as big as possible, or nick one off of /soc/

no get her to come to the uk and fug her

Where is she from?

Im reading facts about penis for women, and a crucial fact is semen is low in calories.

Do girls really have the biggest worry of gaining weight when sucking cock?

Of course not lol

Going for round two on peas girl

>red pill her
It's really not that bad

Does the python script still work? It just launches and closes right away.

korean femanons please do this

Unfortunately not

I did, and I posted it once. Got shitstorm because guys told the girl on IP.

Chads who actually get womens attention, post your profile pics I need to know

my pic

If you put your hand over his forehead he actually looks like a Chad

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me

Do you not feel bad about what you are doing?

Teach me your ways Dutch Chad

Make a fake profile
Don'r beeeee urself
fake it

we drink they pass out and i do my thing

I acted like a complete dick to a girl today and it ended with her asking if I'll be back online tomorrow

>I past the toilet paper test both girth (although I can fit half in) and length.
what's this?

If your penis will fit through a toilet paper tube when erect it's too small
Kinda bullshit though

>I acted like a complete dick to a girl today
how much of a dick

pals, I have questions

does anyone's dick go through?
who would ever admit to failing?

A complete dick in what way?

wtf those things are thick as fuck

I mean in terms of length yeah I'd expect it to be longer but the test is that it shouldn't fit in cause your penis should be too thick, but as says

Kinda rude, a few unnecessary insults, definitely no complementing her

tfw youre a gurl but dont get the messages anyway
hate u interpaaals ;_:

Yeah well how much?

why? they are race traitors!

Hey, does the casanova script still work? Im having it crash on me.

Script :^)

show F E E T

fair enough, I'm gonna try in a few minutes

How much? Mate I explained it's not like it's a quantifiable thing

Report back

Bost probile?

How hard did you do it? Did you call her a fat cunt or what

Nothing that extreme, just called her dumb when she said dumb shit

WHY DOES MY SCRIPT CRASH?

I once said "men are the superior gender" and she said "well, im not arguing I agree"

Which are you using?

all is well, tip barely fits in

Casanova, the first one

REEE

Just use the qtcrawler code in the OP

does yours fit in? my tip barley fits in but if I force it I can get half my penis in

>but if I force it I can get half my penis
breddy much
sorry, although I was scared for a bit there

Not the response I was expecting desu

Mine does but I've never had any problems irl so I'm not worried

treat her like the shitstain she is user, you go get her !

What should I say user??

I'm good, just a bit teso, you know?

Dunno what teso means so lets find out

I've had girls get into me when I'm on a completely blank profile just asking them stupid bullshit out of boredom. If you can't find a gf on this site you need to exit life.

>tfw one of your favorite qt lives in the worst absolute shithole of all time

That's good cause she'll be thankful when you give her a new life

Where?

It can mean:
broke (monetarily)
hard (yeah, sexually, ofc)

i want to make orthodox babies with you serbian qt

Syria of all places

She says she refuses to be a refugee (she has a bad opinion of them, sees them as cowards). I said I'd sponsor her :^)

Darren that you? I cant search female syrians for some reason

It's a Goebbels quote

Who's Darren? Certianly not me.

>just seen a qt 19 year old Lithuanian redhead living in the same city as me possibly same university

Should I go for it lads?

Is she perhaps like this?
This is my waifugee that I still haven't met.

mimo means cuddly stroke in portuguese hehe

Ne zajebavaj se Filipe.


Samo ce te neko dohvatiti izjebace te i ukrasce ti auto

She doesn't look like this at all. I guess Syrians have different looks depending on the region and what not. She's an Alawite.

>tfw foreign qts aren't exotic mistresses but rather just dumb sluts who like the most pleb tier american culture

Just sent a very lewd message lads, wish me luck

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sectarianism_and_minorities_in_the_Syrian_Civil_War


Gonna share message (and possible results) or nah? ;^)

Of course.

mozda ja tebe uhvatim i ukradem u svoj yugo 45

She just got out of the shower and sent me a picture of her with a towel over her shoulders covering her boobs saying "I look terrible without makeup lol"
So I said "you look fine without makeup bur you'd look better without the towel"

Hopefully she can get a hint

Jebes mu mater ne mogu da stanem u yugo, uvek lupam glavom u krov.

Aj nesto drugo

Hey, I wouldn't mind that towel pic has a warm up, you know?

Mate that doesn't even make sense

u FAP?
ma ustvari najbolje da ne vozim nista
odakle si?