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phonepost edition

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IF I SEE THAT FUCKING CAT ONE MORE TIME

I will HEEM anyone who lives in Seattle, Portland, or San Francisco.

Hey bitches

it honestly looks so ugly

Sinaloa with the shit taste again

This is a fun gif

kys my ass, cultist

It's Nintendo post-90's, what did you expect?

Gaybois welcome

the inbetween years, always so awkward

nah the artstyle is just bad

Zelda looked fuckin gorgeus.

>implying early 2000s nintendo was magical

>video games
I remember when I was 12

>tfw I wont be able to get this until I come back to the states next year

goddamn it looks so fun

>>video games
>tfw there are children in this world raised by baby boomers who think video games are toy-like in nature and only attributed to children

Wasn't*

Quaint to soulless. This isn't something you should strive for. It'd be like bulldozing Prague to the ground and building some generic skyscrapers in it's place

you could copy and paste any random sentence that Nick Land has ever written and it would make a decent shitpost

literally who?

*1 UP*
YAHOO
*BING*
ITSA ME MARIO

accelerationist NRx meme man

Shutting-down your identity requires a voyage out to K-space interzone. Zootic affectivity flatlines across a smooth cata-tension plateau and into simulated subversions of the near future, scorched vivid green by alien sex and war. You are drawn into the dripping depths of the net, where dynamic-ice security forces and K-guerillas stalk each other through labyrinthine erogenous zones, tangled in diseased elaborations of desire.

Kek, don't let the blue sky and green fool you, it was a dump filled with shoddily made shit. Dont even dare compare it to Prague

early 2000s Nintendo wasnt magical, current Nintendo is best Nintendo since the 64.

t. ninty fanboy

speak english

>t. ninty fanboy

So this is the power of unchecked capitalism

Neoconservatism junks palaeorevolutionism because it understands that postmodern or climaxed-cynicism capital is saturated by critique, and that it merely clocks-up theoretical antagonism as inconsequential redundancy. Communist iconography has become raw material for the advertising industry, and denunciations of the spectacle sell interactive multimedia. The left degenerates into securocratic collaboration with pseudo-organic unities of self, family, community, nation, with their defensive strategies of repression, projection, denial, censorship, exclusion, and restriction. The real danger comes from elsewhere.

Forgot a panel there.

Received a filtered (you)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick_Land

chinese cyberpunk dystopia soon

Today I will remind them
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gutter_oil

China hasn't been communist since Mao died. They've been authoritarian capitalists.
Prove me wrong.

Haven't heard anyone proclaim that like it made them smart since middle school

It's a phrase you need to know by heart when you live around leftists who use China as an example of communism working.

commies should be put in gas chambers

>really love Civilization VI
>look up some youtube videos about tips and tricks etc
>end up watching a 4.5 hour tier list where the guy tears apart the mechanics and meta of the game and talks about why all my favorite Civs are actually Tier 5
>hate the game now
Why is it like this

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They have only reverted back into state-capitalism temporarily so that they will be able to advance to the historical stage in which socialism can occur. China is accelerationist.

Okay goodnight, maybe I'll have a nice dream again

Unironically think we should seize the means of production

China will never go back to being truly socialist.

Time to be gassed tbqh honestly

MY NECK WORTH A KILO I FEEL LIKE SUB ZERO MY BITCHES IS EMO MY SHIRT WEIGHS A KILO

China will merge man and machine. Communism cannot occur with pure human nature but with trans-humanism, China will become a true and functional communist state by changing humanity

You noobs are fucking losers

This

Lots of posts without replies, sad!

I don't like communism but I believe that it's inevitable if automation continues.

1v1 me in the wildy, scrub

BET the pizza goes straight to her ass

Goodnight /cum/

I would just bury my face in there

you say that like its a bad thing

there is another way but you might not like it

ok king arthur

Gonna stop masturbating until I get my fleshlight in the mail so that I can edge with it to degenerate porn lads

now THIS is a theory

that sounds very fun
though judging by your pic we have very different tastes in degenerate porn

What kind did you buy? Where and how much was it?
I've been thinking about getting one

i bought one like 6 years ago and haven't felt like buying lube since so it's gathering dust
though i hope there's no mold or some shit growing in there

anyways it made me realize that there's no point to prostitution

Pedophile is pronounced pee doh file

This is correct.
You don't pronounce it Peh-dee-atrician

Nah its pedo like eh

Maybe if you're an esl retard

what does counterstrike have to do with anything

What, i have always been told it's that way

Staying with the grandpa for a week to comfort him after grandma died

He doesn't like my waking up at 2 pm and doing nothing all day.

How do you pronounce the "Ped" in Pediatrician?

youtu.be/AV7QjFdNkUk

Peed

this better be good

A zemalia fleshlight for $16 from amazon

Not sure how it compares to pricier shit like the fleshlight branded stuff but their products seem pretty well-received

Huh. Weird.

Pooed

So why would it be pronounced differently in Pedophile?

/cum/? more like /u/

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If only. Girls falling in love with each other is my favorite thing

it was nice

whats it from

Sakura trick is the OFFICIALLY endorsed anime of /cum/

>I need more lebensraum for the metis people!

I am not sure

i'm drinking some local made vodka and it's bretty gud

Would Spain Spanish or Mexico Spanish be more useful in Canada?

>vodka
>good

I drink it to, but I've only ever drank it for the sole purpose of getting drunk. Vodka alone taste horrid.

agree, i've mixed it with a lot of different stuff still tastes like shit
for my area, mexican. a lot of the offshore workers on the farms are from latin america

learn Latin American Spanish

the only real difference that matters in Vosotros which is only used in Spain and you can easily just add that if you need it

also, Spain has a gay accent

Would you save a Coptic qt from Arab oppressors, learn Coptic, and then raise your children with Coptic as their first language?

Zankyou no terror
Yuri is kinda boring when its the main centerblock of a series

Vodka and lemonade is what I usually do. Might sound a bit faggy but it's pretty good

Yuri is the best. Can't wait for this anime to premier.

>Spain has a gay accent
Why are you shting on Sthpain? Their akthent ithn't that bad.

my spanish prof taught us vosotros conjugation but I still have no idea when we're supposed to use it in conversation

fucking nips what the fuck is this shit you cant just anime 9 11 like that what fuck

>tfw post-workout pump

>NTR
hmm.

its like nosotros