>tfw have people in the house and they don't stop moving so can't fap Fuck, I have shit to do, come on!
Charles Lee
Shhh don't crush his dreams, Sven
Lock yourself in the bathroom
Logan Richardson
They're doing you a favour
Zachary Rivera
B-but I don't have a smartphone.
Julian Nguyen
Think of your oneitis and beat the meat as people did in the middle ages
Justin Hernandez
I want to fap to my mudslime qt, though.
Don't really have an oneitis.
We all know they used goats back in the middle ages ;^)
Asher Ramirez
I think I am being catfished. Which fucking autistic fucking brit is catfishing me??
Brandon Fisher
It looks like a guy, right?
Michael Ross
Most definitely.
Wyatt Lewis
It certainly doesn't look like the picture
Andrew Brown
Guy who hasn't been out in months desu
Levi Flores
Hahahahhaah holy shit, that's fucking hilarious. Tell him he's going to have to do a lot better than that to catfish you.
Landon Price
Just came back from vacation in Turkey with my Russian qt. It was fucking tits lads.
Wyatt Foster
Pics?
Luke Price
>catfish >drinking beer alone >r9k look Is this the drunk brit?
>It was fucking tits lads. Cool, gonna post them or nah?
Chase Bailey
Sure. But none with her in it because then you autists will message her.
Isaac Wood
/Cansu03
This 100% a catfish, right? How can a 14 yr old muslim girl have a piercing?
Brandon James
Could very possibly be. It's early to be drunk already tho
Kayden Nelson
>It's early to be drunk already tho Guaranteed replies.
Mason Long
I am still not convinced this is a girl. Fucking british girls. I am out. I know it's one of you guys. Go fuck yourself.
Connor Kelly
Well, that's certainly the pic of a girl. If it's a girl behind the keyboard or not... who knows? ;^)
Chase Anderson
She wouldn't let me take noods sadly. But she let me fuck her multiple times a day so whatevs.
Xavier Taylor
>not even 1pm in britbongland >being drunk already Only qts they should talk to are their therapists
Connor Ramirez
Good on you bro. Where she from?
Blake James
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Justin Cooper
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Easton Taylor
Don't give up on your dreams lads. You too can have a sex vacation with your slavic, asian, and possibly even mudslime qts.
Henry Diaz
Her hair is just tied back, get a grip fampai. >tfw i assume everyone's a catfish
Luke Cooper
Are you the one with a korean fake?
Josiah Campbell
...
Zachary Johnson
???
Henry Kelly
Caves of Cappadocia. We went to Istanbul for 4 days and then 3 in Cappadocia.
Zachary Barnes
ah, I wasn't really reading the thread. did you have fun?
Kayden Howard
Had a blast m9
Alexander Sanders
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Kevin Bailey
>Had a blast m9 >a blast >only one blast Wtf, how did you only cum once during 7 days of fucking? ;^)
How old is she, btw?
Cameron Hill
She's the same age as me, 25 days younger.
Parker Bailey
I wasn't asking the age cuz I thought you were a pedo (although you probably are, this is Sup Forums ;^). I wanted to know at what stage you guys are in your life. Studying, working, retirement ;^)
Charles Ramirez
Working, 30.
Anthony Allen
>send messages to several people >still appear in red after several hours, although some of them have been and/or are online.
Am I doing something wrong?
Tried to say more than 'hi' for some of them, but it's kind of hard when nothing in particular catches your eye @ their profile.
Elijah Diaz
Have you tried being sexually attractive?
Eli Rogers
>when nothing in particular catches your eye @ their profile. Then don't message them.
You'll probably have to learn this the hard way, lad.
Elijah Foster
Any tips tho?
Should I rather leave comments on their wall instead of sending private messages?
Parker Fisher
>Should I rather leave comments on their wall instead of sending private messages? Unironically lol'ed at this ;^)
No, you should try to find interesting qt's. If they have no good conversation starter on their profile, then you're going to have trouble starting the conversation, that's just how it is.
Juan Reed
Found plenty of qts from Belarus, Russia and Ukraine. Hopefully some will respond.
Isaiah Edwards
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Tyler Cook
>30 year old >ruskie >female (quotes not necessary, I hope) >recent 7 day vacation to Turkey (probably hasn't logged in for the same amount) >not too slutty, but not tradwaifu tier >probably has something on her profile about being committed >probably cute, but not 10/10 (7-8/10, max)
Fire up those chad profiles, boys! We have a qt to steal!
Lucas Taylor
She doesn't log on anymore lad, hasn't in 5 months. You'd be wasting your time.
Owen Parker
>stealing qts to /cp/ homies no thanks I'm a good person
Dominic Richardson
ree
>spooks
Cameron Green
She messages me on whatsapp 24/7. The girl is too busy for IP now.
Justin Anderson
Still in the infatuation period, ah? I'll try again in a few months ;^)
Jace Adams
Gotta say something shocking I called a girl's music taste pleb and got a conversation going
Jose Morgan
>chat with qt >meet every like 2 to 3 months >marry after 1.5 years >move together next year
think whatever makes you feel better
Ukraine
Charles Cook
Anyhow, lads, is it really possible to get a qt waifu on this site?
Brandon Baker
My pic is in the thread. Doubt you're better looking or have more money so you're welcome to try. I'm not afraid of a little competition.
Josiah Watson
Post her profile then
Jayden Nguyen
test
Ethan Morales
Yes it is.
Henry Collins
Again, she hasn't been on in months.
Jackson Powell
yes
Xavier Smith
So what are you afraid of?
David King
>tfw i'm daydreaming about getting married to east slavic qt now
Justin Taylor
You're a gold hoarding mountain jew tho. Doesn't count.
Caleb Davis
Your mum is a gold hoarding mountain Jew
Colton Baker
t. eternal anglo
Ethan Howard
Nothing, just too lazy. 36 hours of flights and layovers back here m8. Also seriously fuck London for closing at 10pm on Sundays. Follow your dreams brah.
Jonathan Jenkins
anyone actually moved and now lives in their qt's country instead of them moving to your country?
>Ukraine They're poor af but nice people, pretty much the best qt's, no?
I think I would try living together before marrying, but k. Good luck.
>I'm not afraid of a little competition. >proceeds by avoiding competition
Hum, really nogs the nog in an amusing way, ah?
Alexander Wright
Am mai vazut si niste bozgoroaice frumusele, da alea creca-s infumurate.
Hunter Evans
Me desu
Dominic Gutierrez
Ukrainian girls just as any other Slavic girls are known as being soulless golddiggers.
T. Currently living with an Ukrainian flatmate
Jeremiah Ross
>tfw no UDMR gf
Samuel Kelly
sad
Matthew Moore
Am vazut si cateva bozgorite(?) din Miercurea Ciuc.
Jonathan Anderson
just be yourself mate, if you find a good girl she won't care about your money.
not all of them are nice, lot's pretty much are golddiggers and miserable people
>I would try living together before marrying wasn't possible up until a week ago. besides that we already lived together for more than a month at once.
Christian Mitchell
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Colton Carter
Btw lads, does the icon change when you get replies? Don't like compulsively checking for new messages.
Isaiah Ortiz
Nu prea am incercat cu ele. Cel mai bine mi-a mers cu tipele din fostul spatiu sovietic (Belarus, Ucraina, Rusia).
Benjamin Nelson
it should have a (+1) next to Messages but it's pretty retarded, at least for me
sometimes I get like 3-4 new messages and the icon's still the same
Colton Cruz
Is si multe frumoase.
Charles Morgan
It's been bugged for a long time now You gotta check yourself :(
Jonathan Diaz
not change
Logan Thompson
>it should have a (+1) next to Messages
it never appears unless you open it in a tab
Jason Hernandez
perkele
Also, red doesn't mean that it wasn't read, only that it wasn't checked as such, right?
Daniel Cooper
>not read >just checked as such how can she check it without reading/ignoring you???
Jace Cooper
>doesn't mean that it wasn't read, only that it wasn't checked as such
it wasnt checked as not read?
Sebastian Martin
So it isn't like FB where you can 'ignore' a new convo and for the sender it appears as if they didn't read the message?
Brody Walker
What's an INTP/INTJ?
Elijah Turner
>I A cuck.
Leo Harris
i dont understand you BUT you can not read message in a way that leaves it as red, if that what you mean