Hey user, can I see you're dick?

>Hey user, can I see you're dick?
What do?

show her my dick, what a retarded question

*unzips dick*

Show him my dick.

sauce?

Not show her my dick.

>my're dick
ho-ho
giVE THE DICK
to the wom

that one is actually a pretty hot tomboy qt, theres an entire set of her.

i'd literally show her my monster schlong,what else

Show him I'm dick

How dose this thread facilitate the discussion on an international board ?

NO!

SAUCCCCCCCCCCCEEEE

But, darling, I am alway a dick!

Why? SO YOU can Fucking make fun of how small it is? I know it's small you fucking women are all the same fucking sluts your tits aren't that big either so why the fuck do you care you stupid fucking bitch? i hope you get raped by a dumb nigger and get aids

Fuck off, chestlet.

I only show my big brown dick to women with boobs.

show me your asshole first

"only if you show yours first" ;)

cant help you user, try a bing search or something

Damn she's exactly my taste, love ginger freckled tomboy girls.

No. It's tiny as fuck.

I've actually turned down advances because no one must ever know my secret. I'd rather they think I'm gay.

Hot, I agree. Just felt like shitposting.

after wedding

god, my penis is HARD

>piercing

Nah, ask someone else

WATCH YOUR HEAD BUDDY

>manlet
>small dick
I share your pain hombre

this desu

y-you first
>your tits aren't that big either
but small tits are objectively superior

Google literally just calls her "freckles small breasts", lol.

I think they are homens

kek