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>he thinks the house keeps the stake
Some sites don't include the stake in the return lad
"380% of 20 is 56"
- several pathetic morons on /heem/
Every site includes the stake in your return, otherwise nobody would bet on favourites and they'd go out of business.
American education, everyone.
Profit is the difference between cost and revenue. You are talking about revenue. You are not talking about profit.
Who do you guys think is the best head coach in MMA today?
Mishka bless
>be Brazillian
>only fight in Brazil
>juice yourslef to the gills
what did they mean by this? protip: you cant
Pederneiras or Greg Jackson
No I mean it doesn't show the stake in the return but you still get it you simpleton
Is Mishka the only legit therapy dog in the UFC ? Somehow I don't believe Cruz and Vitor need comfort pets
My cost was 0 and I got 76 in revenue. Therefore I made a 76 dollar profit
You are dumb as fuck. This is basic shit that I've explained in multiple ways and you're just going in a circle.
looks like a dude
Only if you're not paying attention. "To win" doesn't include the stake; "To return" includes the stake.
You started with $20 and you finished with $76. What was your profit?
>Only if you're not paying attention. "To win" doesn't include the stake; "To return" includes the stake.
If the odds are 380, he would win 76 pounds and get his stake back
He got 96, but only 76 was profit. I get where you're coming from but you're getting confused
Why are non-Americans so smelly, stupid, and subhuman?
Why is Dana such a fucking cuck? If I was in his position, the rules would be: you win – you sit on my face, you lose – you sit on my face.
Meanwhile Dana's having hard time getting a ring girl to give him a handjob.
I finished with 96 you fucking moron because I got the 20 I staked plus the 76 I won.
Youre a really dumb bitch. This is why youre poor. Stupid people like you dont deserve money or happiness.
Dana is shagging Miesha on the downlow.
Oh look, someone else here can do basic arithmetic. Glad I'm not the only one here with all my chromosomes.
>My cost was 0 and I got 76 in revenue.
>I finished with 96
You had 96 in revenue you idiot.
He's showing exactly the pose he takes when some intern fucks a ring girl on a couch and he walks in on them.
Oh right my bad
Given Ireland said 56 I thought Burger was saying his overall return was 76
Hahahahaha he's just going to keep going intt he?
Australian inbreeding everyone
What's 3.8 times 20?
You can use a calculator.
I am getting really nervous now
Boa sorte Aldo
Revenue is all incoming cash flow. The stake *is included* in your incoming cash flow if you win. The stake is literally part of your revenue.
Learn basic financial literacy if you want to continue gambling.
*GADOOOSH*
You dont know to add 20 to 76
Learnt he basics of gambling if you ever plan on placing a bet.
Oh wait, that would require you to first have money to stake. Most sites require a minimum deposit of $50 USD. I doubt you have that much to your name.
What's there to be nervous about? It is what it is, user. At the end of the day, José is gonna do the damn thing and run this town. Just make sure you tune in!
Why aren't you talking about the fights tonight? Oh, thats right. You probably don't know any of the fighters.
Joe Rogan is a literal cuckold. His wife Jessica Rogan got impregnated by a black rapper named Dino. Joe Rogan father's another mans mixed race child. Her name is Kayja, here is her instagram
instagram.com
Joe Rogan has a coal burning wife and this comes as no surprise considering where he lives and his profession. He is a leftist masquerading as a centrist. Whenever he has right wing guests on he constantly belittles them and talks down to them but whenever a leftist is on he keeps his cock sucker shut and lets them spew there horse shit lengthy periods of time (I.E sam harris or that cunt psychiatrist on his recent podcast)
Remember back here when the burger had the chance to head this whole thing off by saying that 76 was his winnings rather than the return, but didn't, because he doesn't know what words mean?
See:
what episode of tfatk does Schaub call out the cheeto dust goofs again
That just shows that you thought the profit on a $20 bet at +380 was 56 dollars.
Are you gonna tell me was 3.8 times 20 is or are you still working on it?
Damn Rogan's wife is fine.
No, it means I didn't bother doing the math on your bet because I trusted you to know what words mean.
You're arguing semantics when you can't even do basic arithmetic. Go huff some more gas and get back to me
Aren't you tired of always posting the Schaub shit everyday for months ?
Jesus, I don't understand.
>tonight
the card doesnt start for like 5 hours
Australia have you ever placed a bet in your life?
Never too early bro.
Never.
>the difference between what you won and what you returned is semantics
""""""""""""No."""""""""""
Yes. Unlike in the lad of Freedom that you inhabity, sports betting is legal here.
The thing is you can tell he's not even one of the original dudes who did it. It's like he latched on for bants and got himself lost in it all
I've been a fan of Schaub since TUF 10. TFATK got me hooked. I didn't "latch on" for bants. I wouldn't go see TFATK live for bants. I wouldn't purchase t-shirts for bants.
Oh I was asking facetiously. I know you havent.
>tries to tell me sports betting is illegal in the US
>when I'm the one that posted a slip that started this "argument"
Australia, everyone.
No one used the words return, stake or gain until you did, and you used them incorrectly.
>not even pvz
Can you take a picture of one of your sneaker expert t shirts with a time stamp as a proof ?
lol this aussie is determined to prove how dumb he is. Even the potato mick that originally suggested I only made $56 realized he was wrong and stopped posting but this bogan keeps going. Fun times.
Most of these kids that talk about big bets on someone usually dont even have an account. They just bet 5 bucks with their friends or are just lying. My younger cousin in college always talks about betting but its beer money with friends occasionally
you all deserve each other
potato mick's btfo
>TUF 10
when you were like 14? kek
Fight Companion Confirmed
>and you used them incorrectly.
Where, precisely, did I do this? Post posts.
>murder is legal in the USA
>I can prove this by showing you a victim of murder
Cool story bro.
You have one minute to prove you watched tuf 10
>big baby crying when Junk got hurt
>big baby talking about his flower garden
>big baby getting heemed
Schaub was a complete tool on TUF 10
Bagata to UFC when?
Wait who's the fifth guy? Young Jamie?
tiddies
ILL TIDDYFUCK YOU
THE ENEMY IS THE INNER ME
Yeah, it's written below the picture, if you cared to look
>Where, precisely, did I do this? Post posts.
On this post
>the return was 76, the stake was 20; the gain was 56
The only word you got right was stake. The return was 96, the gain was 76.
But you dont know how betting works. You thought the house kept the stake.
You're a stupid little bitch and I look forward to throwing this in your face in the future.
i bet i could heem mark whalburg
Non-Americans are not human
Just so everyone knows, Australia still hasnt worked out what 20 times 3.8 is. He's still crafting an abacus from stone and wood.
I dated a girl that looked like a semi out of shape JJ. Watching her fight makes me want to fuck her again
are you a viet-cong fucking shit?
that doesnt sound to good m8
A girl at my gym actually looks so much like JJ that the first time I saw her I had to do a double take because I thought it was actually Joanna. I almost want to ask her if she's ever been mistaken for JJ but I'll probably come off as some kind of creep.
Remember when you thought the revenue from your bet was 76?
The only one here who outright doesn't know what words mean is you.
...
ask her if you can get in her guard
That's unironically the line I will use on any girl I meet that is into MMA.
I mean she was skinny and had the same build, she wasn't fat at all. I find Joanna extremely attractive for some strange reason.
>Approach her
>Say "Excuse me, ma'am?"
>Rub your Chin
>Say "Are you Joanna Champion?"
>Continue chin rubbing
That's all there is to it lad
XD le hoobie chad so bunneh xD
shame most girls are absolute casuals tho lol
How many minutes will it take to Eddie derail the entire thing?
Remember when no one used the word 'revenue' until you did because you were desperate to turn the conversation away from the fact that you dont know how betting works or how to do basic arithmetic?
mad cause Embedded's a fan?
Remember that time that you thought that your stake isn't a cost?
Remember that time that you literally said that your revenue was $76?
What a shite OP lol
This. Missing bjpenn and mmaimports
Remember the time you forced words like revenue that arent applicable to betting because you got BTFO?
You thought I made 56 dollars. You're stupid.
The end.
Is Holloway actually retarded? Or why does he talk like that? I worked with challenged people, and the way he carries himself and the way he talks kinda resembles them.
He's eating tainted ass
He's Hawaiian and poorly educated
Usually go hand in hand
>thought that your stake isn't a cost?
>he still thinks the house keeps the stake!!!
Different people from different parts of the world have different accents and mannerisms. If you ever left your shithole village you'd know that.
>It's rough. Everyone studies the champion, so I had to keep evolving. I became a target. There came a moment where everyone knew my style, my strengths. So I had to keep improving.
I predict Jose will look better than ever in the striking department. He's been working with a new striking coach for two years straight.
literally cringed
she is one of the hottest fighters from the waist down
>your return includes your stake
>you still spent the money to buy the bet
>the stake is still a cost
Are you still there, pussy?
>words like revenue aren't applicable to betting
Yeah, basic financial literacy really has nothing to do with gambling.
You're as dumb as a box of crayons.