Invited: Afghanistan, Bangladesh, Bhutan, India, Maldives, Nepal, Pakistan, Sri Lanka
Not invited: People saying Afghanistan is not /sag/, retards who can't even shitpost properly
Thread music: youtube.com
Thread topic: Which /sag/ has the best National Anthem? No, it isn't Nepal.
I for one, welcome our new Chinese overlords
Speaking from an objective standpoint, Afghanistan isn't south asian though, no afghan considers himself south asian either. The only thing south asian about us is that some of us like old bollywood movies (nothing past 2003 probably).
Yoga is stupid.
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Uh, you weren't invivted
>Latin India is used by Lucian(2nd century)
Yea, next time don't try to imply my own implications back to me
So is Hinduism
As history dictates I invite myself.
For real though, how does it feel that pakistanis have more of a claim on ancient hindu vedic history than indians do?
like I said in the last thread. we just want ur sisters afkoon kus it has nothing to do with geography
Why don't you make your lazy ass do a google search?
Yes, Arabasana 5 times a day is the only asana
you can't have it tho
prepare a harem for me pls now boy
y u being rude
The Vedic period was thousands of years ago. Populations move, and the geographical location doesn't mean much.
I'm too embarrassed to be in the company of these retarded Pajeets, Imma sign out.
I don't know Pashto, man. I kinda understood him cause Punjabi has a lot of Persian and Arab loan words
s-sorry
Btw, a question to Pathans
fuck off abdool
>some hot girl on tinder wants my dick
>can't go out because its ramadan
remove islam plz
Oh, fine.
>implying shagging girls out of wedlock isn't حرام
If islam is real, I am basically fucked when I die.
Ramadan will be over in a week, be patient you fool
do people actually move to russia?
what is life like there for a Paki/Afghan/whatever you are ?
Well whatever they were they're definitely not Afghan
Kekus maximus. I'm not desi/Afghani, I'm Russian. Just curiosity.
For a cultured man, like me, this is a fascinating piece. scroll.in
But for uncivilized brutes like you, who spend all their day masturbating to weird pornography and talking about your imaginary ancestry, this means nothing. So, ignore.
I fucked up guys and jacked off after Fasting last night . I didn't cum tho. Should I give up ? what do?
oh..Your tripcode is confusing.
Because it's permissible to have sex after taraweh, surely you're allowed to jack off too. As long as you didn't jack off during your fast or before taraweh you should be fine.
>Didn't cum
>After fasting
You're fine as it is. It's only one week left anyway
It's just my Slavic name Илья in sandrunes.
Yeah i hope so.. tho i thought that only sex with ur wife is halal masturbation is still a sin. . wtf its wierd because I normally drink and dont pray but I didnt want to during ramadan. I almost made the whole month without sinning and then..this happens
On this topic, one of my friends who is unironically muslim but has sex told me he thinks of the girls he has sex with as his war booty so it's halal for him.
kek
I messed up a roza for sex.... am I going to hell?
ye
don't worry if we do hajj our sins will be absolved
>gay paki
هنننننگ
Undeniably. It's the worst religion.
Namazfags too make bold, unscientific claims about benefits of worshipping Allah doggystyle.
Both are retards, imo.
i cant read slav but based on ur trip it looks like ur name is "Alya"?
did u fug a guy?not sure if trolling but all sins are forgiven if u repent but u have to do it seriously
Ilya you retard
it's ilya
lets have a little more fun then
Y-yes
no ur an ilya
Daily reminder:
>Afghanistan
>south asia
This is true but idk why we afghans have this mindset part of it is probably because it feels like u pajeets are trying to own us.
Idm honorary status tho.
...
doesnt afghanistan want to be an indian vassal state though?
>Actually, unironically namefagging as gay paki
Where's your sense of him humour faggot - you missed out on so many cool opportunities
Anyway I'm pretty sure you're safe as long as you were the bottom
Religion is gay
Hamid my son... you can either be >Commie Turk central Asia
or
>rich and diverse heritage Hindustani heritage of Mughals and Sultans
pick wisely
>Y-yes
1. How did you meet him?
2. How old is he? How old are you btw?
3.. Where did you have it (rented a room, etc)?
4. Was it one-time thing?
Ilya. The hamza below alif إ indicates the /i/ sound and the following يـ denotes the length.
So I looked it up and apparently the guy in that pic is Egyptian and not South Asian wtf
>choosing an ethnicity over islam
fucking lungis
that because egyptians are African Kangz
I read somewhere that Japanese women make
those weird crying sounds in porn to make it seem like they were getting raped. This keeps their conscience clear, since they can claim that they didn't enjoy it and hence they aren't sluts.
Hindustan is the Islamic name for Indian subcontinent. Central Asian used to be muslim but are now disgusting lifeless communists thanks to soviet sphere.
The issue isn't identifying as muslim or not but weather Afkoonistan is in South Asia or Central Asia
>1. How did you meet him?
Grindr
>2. How old is he? How old are you btw?
He was exactly twice my age. I am in my twenties.
>3.. Where did you have it (rented a room, etc)?
His home
>4. Was it one-time thing?
I hope not
Thanks m8. Will do this next time.
Only I can have it
question for Ruskies..
How religious are orthodox people there? what about compared to muslim tatars ?
>He was exactly twice my age. I am in my twenties.
D A D D Y
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Thats gay, stop it you'll get aids
>Thats gay
wtf is fucking men gay nowadays?
Non-trolling question, how likrly is that you would get jailed for what you're posting here?
are you a top or bottom?
did he use protection?
was he married?
Its only gay if the boy is not a trap and is a gay big far hairy old daddy
nah fa m its only gay if he's the one taking it in the ass
poo
very
Trips confirm
>I hope not
What did you like about him? Weren't you concerned about the age difference?
>How religious are orthodox people there?
Mostly irreligious. The Orthodox piety amounts to eating kulichi and painting eggs on Easter at most. More advanced believers visit a church once or twice year on big days like Christmas.
>tatars
They are chill and secular. Never blow shit upك you should look out for Caucasus, this is our Federally Administered Tribal Areas, ههههه
Back in BD? Unlikely, there's a another Bangladeshi native on Sup Forums that posted a bunch of anti-Islam shit and nothing happened to him
I want tatar gf
>are you a top or bottom?
Versatile
>did he use protection?
Yes
>was he married?
Yes.
shit
>What did you like about him?
He was a big guy.
>Weren't you concerned about the age difference?
I only meet older guys, so no.
What is someone from gvmnt would have read it?
the gov probably wouldnt do anything afaik but if word spread a mob of retards would set upon his house
Stop it bls
>He was exactly twice my age. I am in my twenties
>His home
All memes aside m8 that's a pretty dumb situation to put yourself in. Especially if its a secret then nobody would have known where you disappeared to.
It's usually how somebody gets to wear your skin as a suit.
>I want tatar gf
Why? If you want Asiatic looks, there are Hazaras in Afghanistan, it's much closer.
Actually, it was established long ago that man love is gay only if the balls make contact.
pakistan is not like bangladesh where you will be hacked to death for a shitty blog
the worst thing that can happen is you end up being abducted by security agencies for shitposting about baloch freedom
>pakistan is not like bangladesh
lmao shut the fuck up nigga i know that you can get sentenced to death for burning the quran there lmaoo
The government would try to arrest and press charges but you'd probably be killed by extremists first.
There hazaras here as well but they dont race mix. I just want tatar qt
was his wife home while you were fucking?
fake news
go back to defence.pk and circlejerk with your sickular hindutva friends
This. What if it was a trap set up by some retarded Jamaati wannabe group or some shit? Fuck, what if it was a bunch of men who wanted to gangrape you or something.
I know this is spooky shit, but I'm kinda worried for you, to be honest familia
they dont abduct people for shitposting about faggotry, do they?
this news made me not have sex for 2 years
news.vice.com
>what is khurasan
>Abbasid revolt started under the leadership of abu muslim khurasani
>witness to famous scholars of islam,science and mathematics as well as wealthy cities of knowledge during the islamic golden age
>witness to great conquerers(inb4 changez khan fuck that chink)
>cultivated the blossoming of Persian language and culture
Educated afghans and other central asians reminisce about this period more than anything.
>youtube.com
>Song captures tfw when no Khurasan
You must be at lahore
So basically you're gay, posz on this obscene site and probably dont believe in allah? Youre like satan in youre country?
faggots arent a security threat
they practically kill themselves off
“I tried to convince them to stop their dirty acts, but they would not,
>“So I decided to kill them.”
kek
WE WUZ SCIENTISTS AN' MATHEMATICIANS AN' PHILOSOPHERS N SHEEEID
on another note, that youtube thumbnail almost looks like a muslim version of vaporwave
STILL 5 MORE DAYS OF RAMADAN
fuck m 8 so much sexual build up senpai since i havent relesed this whole month..
This isn't fun anymore la ds
Nope
>Ejaz — who told stories of being molested by another male as a young man — said he wanted to send a message about the "evils" of homosexuality. Police maintain, however, he had sex with his victims first.
This was more funny
>The periods of Turkic Ghaznavids and Turco-Mongol Timurids are considered as some of the most brilliant eras of Khorasan's history.
Kek
Not saying We Wuz but this is desu the best period in central asian history from islam to the coming of the mongols.
Karachi?
Fucking Genghis ruined everything
Timurids were based
>u will never genocide Ar*bs,(f)ersians,Christ fags , and Hindoos
>sexually dominating your morally-wicked victims and then dispatching them to hell
based
if bongs stuck with pakistan, you could be genociding hindoos all day long
>>The periods of Turkic Ghaznavids and Turco-Mongol Timurids are considered as some of the most brilliant eras of Khorasan's history.
What is wrong with this, Ghaznavids were based. Timur not as much but at least he made samarkand nice again after mongol destruction.