Why is Channel Awesome and Cinamasscre so shit now

I feel like I'm in abusive relationship with these sites. they made me who I am,and i keep on telling my self things will get better but they onely get worse! :(


(Though the last Avgn was good though)

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They were always pretty shit.

They were always bad, you've just grown up.

Channel Awesome has always been fucking terrible

Damm that like finding out there is not Santa

Channel Awesome was always pure shit. Cinemassacre varies, AVGN jumped the shark many years ago but Monster Madness is good.

>AVGN is for the most part canceled
>James and Mike are more interested in ripping off Game Grumps
>Doug is openly greedy and self-centered
>Everyone decent on the site (Phelous, Lupa, Brad) jumped ship

>they made me who I am

>Nostalgia chick went full femnazi and so never able to get desperate enough for views to get her tits out.

They were always shit, you just grew up

>Doug's favorite movies
20. Titus (film version of Titus Andronicus)
19. Hamlet (1996 film)
18. Patton
17. Ed Wood
16. Fantasia
15. The Secret Of NIMH
14. Sideways
13. Spirited Away
12. A Clockwork Orange
11. Fearless (1993)
10. Citizen Kane
9. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
8. The Dark Knight
7. Good Night, and Good Luck.
6. Lost in Translation
5. Eyes Wide Shut
4. Batman (1989 film)
3. To Kill a Mockingbird (the movie)
2. Amadeus
1. Brazil

AVGN is still ok. I'm not a big fan of the recent conspiracies shtick he's been using for the last few videos, but I guess some youths like it now because of shit like game theory and whatnot. I mean, I did kinda like seeing him beat the shit out of Buggs Bunny and take a shit on him, but I guess the demographic has changed.
Board James is over, but I think it might've been actually more fun to watch if they adopted a sketch-let's play-sketch format, a bit like how Half in the Bag used to be. You don't actually see that much of the game being played.
I don't watch his daily let's plays. There are so few hours in a day and so much shit to do

Channel Awesome was always shit. There used to be ok stuff, like when Spoony actually didn't need medication and was releasing regular reviews. Otherwise, the only other thing I watched from them was when that one guy made an audition video because some guy here pretended to be Mike from RLM. It was pretty funny.

Who is this queue tea par two tee?

can someone post that pic of Doug and shit wife

please

I don't know why I spelled it out shit instead of his

oh boy

Because neither of them have any strive to improve themselves.

Douge is outright incompetent
James is content with forever replicating a feel "like the home movies I made when I was 10"

Freudian slip, friend. You've got some stuff to explain.

AVGN is still kino.

I'm an angry man who swears a lot, specially when it comes to Doug Walker.

Forgive me father.

>Board James is over
It's actually not over, user.

desu i actually quite like her recent content

It's shit because they're people who never moved on from the original model.

Back in 2005 the idea of a "review parody with skits" was funny and interesting (especially to kids). By 2010 it had become dated and people (often teens now) started looking for new things. By 2015 it was old news and so blase not even kids are into it any more while the original audience had become adults. For a "good" (I use that term loosely) example, see Jim Sterling. He does bits but he's moved on from it and does something roughly equivalent to actual "journalism" rather than parodies and reaction videos.

I can't fault Doug too much though, he realized it was ended which is why he tried to kill the Nostalgia Critic. Which he should have, he would have lost half his userbase but fuck it'd give him far more creative freedom to move on and do something that normal people might actually pay for (through patreon etc).

Are we still doing the supervillain shuffle?

I think it's the opposite, they've become bogged down with overwrought skits and forced memes as a result of attempting to "move on from the original model" as you put it but really less is more when it comes to this format.

the original model was skits + parody review, they just picked the wrong things to work on

Wow I don't know why I expected more but he's so fucking basic

the original model was riffs + parody review now it's these strained comparisons so they can do a cut-away gag somehow worse than the ones in Family Guy.

"This is worse than the time I had a blind date with Gary Coleman in Mexico"

cue NC's black token furry doing some stupid skit filmed in his warehouse without any set dressing or maybe if we're lucky a shitty greenscreen effect..

you're right, I had completely forgotten about family guy

>Channel Awesome has always been fucking terrible

AVGN is still likable, if not a little boring at times. His recent Berenstein video was actually entertaining.
Can't really comment on Channel Awesome content too much. I believe it varies in quality, but the drama behind the scenes is always the highlight

>yfw latza became more successful than all of them

Give JewWario our regards.

he's probably already been eaten alive by the L.A. lifestyle.

God I just wanna pin her down and fuck her like a wild dog and impregnate her SJW pussy and then cum all over her face and glasses.

WATCH IT ANGRY JOE

best of luck finding her, she's still so triggered by the election that she needs a self-care vacation

DON'T TALK ABOUT JOE LIKE THAT OR ELSE

YOU FEEL ME?

>now

CA was always terrible.

I always cringe when I remember liking any of it. I will however defend Spoony's old LPs and Vlogs, they were comfy

>We will never get Old Spoony ever again
>The only thing is good for is betting to see how long he goes before killing himself
CA ruined him

How has that 5th level cuck Brad been triggered by it?

Nah bro, his fanbase and patreon ruined him. The guy basically did nothing but shitty vlogs after he got fired from channel awesome and he still made enough ad revenue and since patreon he doesn't even have to make those.

Channel Awesome sans Brad Jones has always been pure Reddit tier SHIT.

...

He hasn't said a word but of course Lupa is trying to y'know overthrow the democratic process.

You can tell he threw Citizen Kane in there because it's considered the best by serious critics. I doubt he even cares for it and just randomly threw that in with his action film schlock.

ewww.... what a whiny cunt.

jeez just look at what this asshole is wearing
his outfit sums up the quality of his content
a blend of form and function

with lop-sided tits. her boyfriend talks like a stroke ridden muppet while I'm at it.

How will pic related influence Channel Awesome?

Her titties make me sad for some reason. Maybe its from the knowledge that when she takes her top off they would just look like to fleshy colored, popped balloons drooping down to her belly button. Flabby bitch needs to work out

>Not wanting to fuck that hot chick whose name I can't remember right now

She did some sketches but left CA to do modeling auditions on California or some shit like that

oh my

Imagine what it's like being a youtube celebrity and having to interact with your fans at events or in your daily life.

Just imagine this group of awkward fucks staring at you, expecting you to entertain them with a shitty character you made.

Every time you go shopping, some school shooter looking motherfucker wants a picture and your opinion of X game delivered in a funny way.

He's been too busy making that Jesus Bro movie.

You mean her fat friend?

no he meant Rachel, Tamara is busy living in denial

Some of those YouTube "celebrities" are just as much on the spectrum as their fans.

WEW LAD

What does this have to do with CA?

Oh god.

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The term self-care is my new trigger.
Why do people have to run terms into the ground until they lose all meaning? At least with shit like cuck, the word isn't important. But when you use serious mental health terms in place of "I'm just gonna veg this weekend," you're legitimately fucking things up.
If you don't want to tweet, don't fucking tweet, we don't need to see a note from your doctor.

That seems about right.
Their earlier shit is for the most part enterraining and harmless, when I would draw the line is the SOPA thing back then when. At that time some of them including Douge, Linky, Lindsay and her clique visited Washington, to talk with some congressmen, or something like that. This is I think the moment, when they, all get delusional, that they, have any influence, any power. Their fan base of course ate it up. From that moment onwards they where free to do whatever they wanted, no mater how lazy and how shit their staff was, the fans where there to pump their ego even more. They started doing more politically charged things, stopped hiding their political stances. As time went on it was only getting worse. The 4th anniversary movie is when it blew up in their face.

They have 4 movies?!

It was always kinda' cringe. We were just younger and stupider and we thought we were being interesting and obscure.

I remember one of the earliest movies where they flew a house in space or some shit.

It was awful.

Does anyone even watch this stuff anymore?

Who are you?
Why are you here?
Just to let you know that Doug Walker and co. are frowned upon here.

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>now

For me, the damning point was when Doug tried to let the Critic-character go. It was a 45 minute unfunny monologue about how he had grown to be a real character and how he wrote himself and had real feelings and shit.

It was probably the most I've ever cringed in my life.

It somehow hit new lows when Dough bought him back, but at that point I was personally completely done with that entire channel.

Doesn't he NOT show clips from the movie he's talking about anymore? And instead have his """actors""" put on little skits? Fuck that makes my fingers ache just typing it.

Fuck you, she's mine, don't you ever talk like that way about my girl again.

why was almost everyone at the Trump victory thing cosplaying the Nostalgia Critic?

>Doesn't he NOT show clips from the movie he's talking about anymore? And instead have his """actors""" put on little skits? Fuck that makes my fingers ache just typing it.
He shows clips for some movies, but relies on skits for others, not sure if there's a pattern. I think it's mostly an attempt to avoid copyright strikes and shit.

>doug
Never funny for anyone over 15
>spoony
Early stuff (i.e first year) was comfy, other than his Ultima reviews the rest is shit
>linkara
Possibly the most embarassing of the group
>nostalgia chick
Disgusting piece of shit, unfunny and cancerous
>brad
Decent but hit and miss

Clearly they're all hopped up on memberberries.

Based Tamara. I want to be inside her.

Has anyone ever told him terribly unfunny those skits are?

I have never seen Blond & Bull put on a single good performance in the entire lifetime of that website.

If you have anything where they do a half-good job and they're actually funny, please link it, because I can't fucking stand those two.

I feel empathy for working class rural people who voted Trump
I feel nothing but disgust at frat boys who voted Trump

honestly kind of liked Suburban Knights when it was out new. something kind of comfy about the whole 'walking through the woods with your (((friends))) making a dumb movie'

course I wouldn't watch it now especially when the whole site just apart and everyone's autism levels went way over 9000

But she's disgusting
The chick from before her was actually hot

>Blond & Bull
who?

Holy shit, they all look like him.

does anyone have that cap where some sound guy who worked on their movie posted shit about working with them?

His """actors""". Two people he hired because he thought Extra Reel (or whatever it was called) was going to be a huge success.

When it bombed into oblivion, he had to resurrect NC and use the two actors for something.

>But she's disgusting
Not really, I'd rather fucker than fuck you.

Well, at least Phelous is still making videos.
He was one of the few decent reviewers in Channel Awesome.

You want to ber her resident?

The real question was Malcolm a furry before then or did the cancer get him after he was exposed to the toxic waste of the internet which is TGWTG?

Is Paw done with Music Movies? I liked his higher vocabulary and guest appearances by his asexual wife.

haven't you a 'video' to shoot and/or a toy shelf to obsessively rearrange Phelan?

Is that really a thing though? I don't know if I believe that.

what do you mean "is that really a thing" that's a cap from the podcast he's on talking about being a furry.
youtube.com/watch?v=OXHEf2C10kA
His Furry persona is named Zeke and he even uses it on his twitter.

>that pic

Could these people be anymore pathetic? They lost and now they're making up weird excuses to act like a baby.

>Watch one of his recent videos about a crappy DC mobile game
>His 'anger' in that video is so obviously fake and exaggerated
>People still eat that shit up

that is Tracy Morgan

>mfw Donald Trump signs executive orders banning furries and banning sketches in movie review shows on the internet

AVGN is still quality because the episodes are so infrequent. CA has been cancer since its inception and a pale shadow of the early years of TGWTG.