You didn't do 2 billion in sales last year, and for that reason, I'm out

>You didn't do 2 billion in sales last year, and for that reason, I'm out.

Do you have a patent?

Arlene, there's no cash flow. Where's the CASH FLOW, that's all I care about

>I need you to give me a foot massage, and for that reason, I'm in

Can I interest you in a royalty deal?

I'll give you 500 bucks for 90% of the company

Why do they always expect you to have sales? It's the chicken and egg, they need seed money to get sales and can't get sales because they dont have seed money

>It can make the world a better place

And for that reason, I'm out.

le unrealistic evaluation

>that episode when they're served dog food and the participant with a straight face thinks it's a good idea

Can we get some O'Leary pasta?

>I'm too busy running my general election campaign to Make Canada Great Again and show that faggot Trudeau who's boss
>and for that reason, I'm out
What did he mean by this?

Why the fuck people keep watching scam shows on television?

They are stupid.

Guy with the same modelling agency as me went on that show selling some bracelet thing, and on the show they gave him a deal, but they ended up backing out later. So even when they do make a deal with someone they still can back out. Kind of misleading.

Work hard and you too can get rich, user

it's not though, its all contingent on due diligence

>contingent on due diligence
I'm sure, but, they should do the due diligence before the air the bits where they show stuff they say they funded when they really ended up not. Delay it until the due diligence is done.

not understanding

due diligence
your friend likely lied about some shit
so they backed out

I want you to explain why you think you're worth a ten ex on your profits last year, because frankly this evaluation is a joke.

I always assumed the reason they don't do due diligence ahead of time is because businesspeople are terrible actors so they need the pitches to actually be a for real surprise.

well had they done DD beforehand theyd know whether they wanted to accept the pitch or not

pitches are a retarded meme for college kids and morons

>It's an Arlene is on the rag again episode

>God kevin, you're such a straight fucking white male you just don't understand why making this deal is a good choice even if the pitcher doesn't have a patent and no cash flow to show for it only us women with womanly virtues understand

>it's the ''obviously paid joke actor comes to pitch some ludicrous idea in a cringy custome and gets laughed out of the room in two seconds'' episode

They get in on shows like shark tank as well? When I worked at a talent agency we sent people into big brother, survivor etc but not our local version of shark tank.

Well the reason I starting making bookwhiches was because my puppy had cancer and instead of spending time with him and trying to find the best help, I decided to start this company in his living on Earth or should I say semi living.
A bloo bloo

>I'll give you 1 million for 2% stake