You wake up in a Black Neighborhood

You wake up in a Black Neighborhood

Doesn't seem so bad

don't fear them because I'm /toughguy/

find a big ass black bitch and the nearest KFC asap

blend in. get out.

Get me a big booty hoe, pop some niggas on my turf, become the hero the hood deserves.

Niggas better swerve

I will please the neighborhood with my boipussy.

You should be fine until night falls.

American blacks are the scum of the earth. Went on vacation to Mexico, Panama, Colombia, Cuba and had no issues with any of the locals. Came back to the US, had a layover in LA and this black guy tried to steal my bag.

Здpacтвyйтe, тoвapищи.

Proceed with my daily routine

>Go into crumbling, abandoned building
>Get lumber
>Use my white privilege to start fire
>Wait for fire to burn down into coals
>Pee in the coals and mush them together into a black paste
>Paint body black for camouflage
>SJW walks by
>Thinks that I'm doing blackface
>Starts shrieking about racism and stuff
>Attracts some of the local gangs
>Several gangs all go to mug her at the same time
>They start arguing about who gets to mug her first
>Gunfight breaks out
>Guns going off left and right, carnage everywhere
>After a few minutes, the gang members have all killed each other
>They didn't see me because of my camouflage
>SJW somehow wasn't caught in the crossfire
>She blames my racism for killing all these people
>I try to explain my case to her
>Make a very well articulated argument about how her ideology makes no sense
>She's forced to confront the logical fallacies of her point of view
>We start hanging out and talking politics and philosophy on a regular basis
>We become friends
>Then a Jihadist runs up and blows us both up
>RIP

what sort of awful fucking post is this, holy shit

I'm a leaf. It's part of my culture.

I found it pretty funny

this, our blacks are just poor

how did you yours become so rabid?

Go on with my everyday life...

Fuck off racist.

hey i know where this is, it's the superior in Compton next to the pollo loco, right next to the Metro station. I used to live a couple blocks away from there

I liked it desu.

I'd drive away. Honestly if you keep your head down and move quick you'll probably be alright so long as it isn't night.

Should be fine. Europe has muzz neighborhoods after all.

according to them it's because of slavery and too many years of discrimination. I blame rap music.

It's called: No go zones

lol half of Sup Forums would shit their pants and roll into a ball and cry

this website really is collectively 16 isn't it

Same here senpai

I do every day

Get attacked

I live in a middle class black neighborhood.

>pollo loco
sounds like a dish cooked with marihuana

I'd see if I can get away by roleplaying as mexican, if it's works then I'd probably racemix with a qt nigress and movvilize against wh*te scum

90s black music and nigger culture

Leave it. I am smart.

we have no black neighborhoods, fuck segregation

Oh shit. Sup Forums has actual gangstas

Segregation is good

Calmly walk out

I already live in a majority black neighborhood

Why?

Im poor

I'm a white girl, so it's not a problem, desu...

You are American user.

Found the C--UCK! Australia, you're all kinds of FAIL.

>you wake up in a black neighborhood
>you look like pic related

what do

I'm sorry user

How long until it gets gentrified/wannabe yuppufied.

T. My neighbourhood got gentrified and now I can't buy a house at a reasonable price anymore.

Get some fucking sleep cause I look like a fucking stoner....

they arnt too bad, they are mostly Caribbean and black muslim immigrants, lots of arabs, turks, and vietnamese here too.

same, expect its all black and i'm not it's straight though things have calmed down

call my homies, we need to kill some negroes

wh*te oppression

We, colored people, must take care of ourselves and fight cumskins

So Mexicans in USA are also a bunch of fat asses...

I thought they would be a little less.

>acting worse than niggers

Oh shit I got cyberbullied again