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I never use this board but I'm bored as fuck. Recommend some top notch movies that are preferably on Netflix for me to watch. Genre doesn't matter just make sure they aren't shit.

Cheers.

Hey fuck you

>obese
>shaves his body
>keeps the disgusting neckbeard
why

He's not actually fat. It's just a character that he plays.

Someone shop chloe moretz face on him

>that """""beard"""""

No one that watches tv or film uses this board anymore. In case the preceding posts haven't already made that glaringly obvious.

It's better than what he looks like without it

>tfw kind of fat
>have a beard to hide my slight double chin
>it's a weak beard

Honestly debating to shave it or not. I have had for like 3 years. I feel like the clean look would make me look like a fat baby.

>being fat and can't grow proper facial hair

Think of it this way... You can't possibly look worse than you do now.

lose weight fatboi

But I can. See the OP picture and then look at I say he looks arguably better with the beard.

I'm 6'1, 250lbs. Am I actually that fat?

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He doesn't, it looks like he's being strangled by it, and it's as pathetic as using comb-overs to hide balding.
Beard only looks good on fit men who keep it trimmed.

beats being a nochin fag and having to grow a beard to hide it

Stop lying to yourself, bro. He doesn't.

Fuck this shitty thread. Let's talk mommyfus.

Who are your mommyfus? Pic related really made her shoot up in my book.

>he got to lazy to go to the toilet and diapers in his size were too expensive in the long run so he just shat himself wherever he sat
>wife begged him to stop but he didn´t care
>wife forced him to get a colostomy bag installed so she didn´t have to scoop up his runny, greenish shits every 20 minutes
>he didn´t empty it himself, said it was "too depressing" for him
>went to a con a day after he filmed one of his "lol I eat lots of food" clips
>colostomy bag imploded, shit ran down his leg, terrible smell everywhere
>he tried to play it off by acting like Francis and quickly waddled away
>his wife had to clean him up in the con bathroom while he was crying and shouting insults
>was seen and hour later, laughing and wolfing down a 50-piece nugget meal

when you're that fat it's easy to lose weight if you have some will power. Just cutting out soda alone will make you lose a ton of weight. Fat people don't have willpower though sadly.

You're in a club and this guy eats your girlfriend whole.
What do?

holy fucking shit

she needs to be upgraded in the MCU like fucking NOW

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Fat babies are cute, you probably look like a gross greasy mong with disabilities, fat faggot.

Yes, very. I'm 6'1 190lbs and I feel fat

that pic is like 10 years old

kek

Spotted the yahoo answers faggot.

>he can't grow a proper moustache

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA