Almost 2017

>Almost 2017
>No moderate budget Samus Aran movie in development

Execs would love a progressive female space bounty hunter movie.

But who would fit the role? Dont say Charlize Theron, old and busted.

i hope it's someone anorexic and who can't act and will get 439k facebook likes when they reveal

Olivia Thirlby

Enji Knight, you fucking idiot. Give her a month-long crash course in acting and accent suppression.

Brehs

I'd say Enji Night. One hundred minutes of Enji getting her shitbox remodeled by CGI space pirates.

S I T O N M Y F A C E

Lauren Southern

The choice is obvious

kys

nice argument

fuck off

NOT ENOUGH THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHSSS

lol she gotta dick

>hating the goddess

Melissa Benoist can be both Supergirl and Samus

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Noice baby

Haley Benett aka GoodJlaw

probably would cast someone late 20s to late 30s... melissa benoist? i could see emily blunt being the hollywood favorite if only because there are so few females marketable as action stars. emily rickards maybe

meant to say late 20s to early 30s

wait.. that's actually her?

>her
Lauren is a man, you insensitive asshole. And yes, that's him.

Best one so far.

wtf fake right

Interesting, but how would a samus movie even work in terms of storytelling?

Like if u were to chop it up in 3 acts, isnt she a complte loner? Would it be like Moon with just an AI companion or would she have a black boyfriend and other such cancer

>Give her a month-long crash course in acting and accent suppression.
this.
And they should do this everytime iwth other character-lookalikes, instead of casting the same old boring jewbitches ScarJo/Gadot/JenLaw

Man With No Name / Indiana Jones / Mad Max - esque trilogy of a wandering hunter traversing the galaxy getting mixed up in local planetary affairs and pirate shenanigans.

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damn, is she bulking?

Please stop posting this girl my dick can't take it.

maika

Okay that would be cool.

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Delete this

All yes

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