Harry Potter thread, Anyone?

Harry Potter thread, Anyone?

who ginny here

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no tumblr
i mean Sup Forums

POST PASTA PLS

Not liking magic, escapism, and friendship

>escapism
Rowling is a shit writer who can't keep her worldbuilding consistent.
Off yourself you underage tumblr trash.

Don't you mean
>dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises thread, anyone?
Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

there it is

I swear one of the books changes every time I see this pasta.

I'm not fucking crazy.

Agree--
>Spielberg means ART
>Atlas Shrugged as good-- no, GOD level writing
>Ayn Rand
>writing
>gooooood
>Atlas Shrugged
>god
nearly puked you faggot, read a fucking book. fuck, read a book cover and you'll know better

looks so fucking comfy

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more like emma watson thread am i right

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What are the actors doing now, I know a few are inside

>Reading the laws of power in public
That's gotta break a law

Harry is being an alcoholic because he doesn't want to be gay in 2016.

I am going to marry Luna!

>Hermione's hand
Do you think she ever reached a bit farther and started playing with Ron's dick in the middle of the night?