Imagining the impossible

Imagining the impossible.

You get a gf - cute and loving one. But she has absolutely shit taste in movies.

What movies would you have her watch?

my imagination isn't powerful enough for this shit

if my gf looked like paul dano i'll start with some classics

Probably just really good kids movies, and documentaries about the Third Reich

Is that the literally autistic girl from the youtube videos?

Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice Ultimate Edition.

>letting her have her own opinion
>ever having the chance of having a gf

My GF hates movies. Like actually can't stand watching them. Doesn't even try. This is the only thing we pretty much don't connect on, but it does cause some problems. The ONLY movies she will watch is Land Before Time movies. Is she autistic?

Start off with Jeanne Dielman one night, finish Akerman's filmography over the weekend and then tell her to get ready for the Tarr marathon (no breaks, not even during Satantango) the next Sunday

No but she is definitely having sex with a well endowed man of sub-Saharan ancestry

my gf is much cuter than that manface

I've been in my first long term for almost two years now. I've seen so many chick flicks that I never would have because of it. It's fun though.

already happened. i watch movies i care to focus on by myself and i watch a lot of movies id have never watched by myself for her

I just woke up dont do this to me yet

the correct answer for a non-shit boyfriend would be: its based on what she likes

Which one was your favorite and your least favorite

>Sans Soleil
>Gummo
>The Borderlands
>Ten Skies
>Upstream Color
>Electric Dragon 80.000v
>Tetsuo: The Iron Man
>Throw Away Your Books Rally in the Streets
>Hausu
>Branded to Kill
>Across The River
>Cannibal Holocaust
>Live Like a Cop, Die Like a Man
>Belluscone: A Sicilian Story
>Tarnation
>A bunch of Herzog movies
>A bunch of slasher and horrors
>A bunch of shorts screened in tiny experimental fests
>Kaili Blues
>Behemoth

At least, that what's we've seen together so far in the last few months. Will probably start watching Bela Tarr, as none of us has seen his movies so far, then I don't know, we'll probably get Farocki or Godard or Bunuel or some Japanese or Chinese shit from a friend of us that know better. Fun times.

What about Wild Strawberries and Persona?

Who

How big is my new gf's cock?

Shit movies that I love.

i wish i had a cute gf with cute feet that would always rub them against my skin

Problem Child 2

The one with the guy who eats the NZT drug movie.

Orson Welles: Citizen Kane (1941)
Alfred Hitchcock: North By Northwest (1959)
Bela Tarr: Werckmeister Harmoniak/ Werckmeister Harmonies (2000)
Fritz Lang: Metropolis (1926)
Majid Majidi: Color Of Paradise (1999)
Charles Chaplin: Limelight (1952)
Lars von Trier: Riget/ Kingdom (1995)
Theo Angelopoulos: O Thiasos/ Travelling Players (1975)
Robert Aldrich: Hush Hush Sweet Charlotte (1965)
Emir Kusturica: Underground (1995)
Roman Polanski: Rosemary's Baby (1968)
Ingmar Bergman: Persona (1966)
Elia Kazan: Splendor In The Grass (1961)
Robert Altman: Nashville (1975)
Andrei Tarkovsky: Zerkalo/ Mirror (1974)
Francis Ford Coppola: The Godfather Part I (1972)
Sam Peckinpah: The Wild Bunch (1969)
Billy Wilder: Sunset Boulevard (1950)
Luis Bunuel: Belle de Jour (1967)
Michelangelo Antonioni: Blow-Up (1966)
Terrence Malick: Days of Heaven (1978)
Sergio Leone: C'era Una Volta il West/ Once Upon a Time (1968)
Martin Scorsese: Mean Streets (1973)
Federico Fellini: La Dolce Vita (1960)
Akira Kurosawa: Rashomon (1950)
Woody Allen: Manhattan (1979)
Vittorio DeSica: Miracolo a Milano/ Miracle in Milan (1951)
Wim Wenders: Der himmel uber Berlin/ Wings of Desire (1988)
Jan Svankmajer: Conspirators of Pleasure (1996)
Sion Sono: Love Exposure (2008)
Terry Gilliam: Brazil (1985)
Christopher Nolan: Memento (2000)
Ermanno Olmi: L'Albero degli Zoccoli (1978)
Zhang Yimou: Ying Xiong/ Hero (2002)
Manoel de Oliveira: Francisca (1981)
Krzysztof Kieslowski: Rouge (1994)
Kim Ki-duk: Shigan/ Time (2005)
David Lynch: Lost Highway (1997)
Chan-wook Park: Sympathy for Mr Vengeance (2002)
Michael Haneke: Cache`/ Hidden (2005)

Ah yes Brewster's Millions

You would make an awful teacher

>Ermanno Olmi: L'Albero degli Zoccoli (1978)
Pure Bergamasque kîno

I'm already living that reality. She's very sensitive to violent imagery and most of the movies I love are violent. I showed her Raising Arizona and she loved it though, wanted to make babies afterwards.

She looks like she enjoys the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

Just let her watch her own you autists

honestly it'd be fine that she has bad taste i've put myself through enough crap where she could put on anything and i'd probably be okay

This. I can imagine blowing up a planet, but a girl (or anyone really) genuinely caring about me is impossible.

Pride and Prejudice is my favorite and the bad ones all just sort of blend together to be honest. I did like the notebook more than I thought I would.

how do you get a gf?

I'll let her watch me instead.

Intredasting

I have a cute gf and she likes 80's highschool movies and slashers mostly
she fights me on watching actually good movies right up until the moment when we watch them and then she concedes that it was good.
She knows now she's unnecessarily picky about movies and as long as I watch a shitty one with her every now and again she will happily forgo her presumptions because she now trusts my taste.

watch gud movie

OP where did you get this picture? This is like my best friend. I'm so confused. Pretty sure I took this pic.

I'd have her watch Paris, Texas and if she doesn't like it, it's over.

this picture is retarded

her cunt probably smells

>last gf
>emotional
>needy
>liar
>lazy
>uneducated
>slutty, probably cheated on me
however
>7/10 body
>big tits
>constantly horny
>submissive
>played vidya
>GOAT taste in movies
>bought me stuff
>was generally kinda nice

Couldnt be with someone I didnt trust but damn I was conflicted. Miss her a little tbhfam

did you watch the movie for the goat miniseries

>tfw you missed your chances at young love

*or

My girlfriend doesn't watch any black and white films, anything pre-1975, musicals, war films or westerns. Is she autistic or what?

It means she is positively dumb enough to stay with you.
You won't find a better one, keep her.

Try to make her understand Master and Commander.

My parents got divorced. Seems pretty fucking accurate to me.

I've seen this pic in /r9k/ before.

>Watching movies with gf
Hell no