Describe movies badly thread
Describe movies badly thread
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>1. Old man's socks save the world
>2. Local man gets cursed with constant singles
>be me
>kill wife
>can't convict me
>kek
> master criminal and federal agent trade places
>no one notices
Here's an easy one
>Charles Bronson works in New York
>Jeff Goldblum rapes Bronson's daughter
>and kills Bronson's wife
>Bronson visits Tucson, where he witnesses
> a Wild West shootout and Baltar
> gives him a gun
>the second half of the movie is Charles
>Bronson walking around New York
>shooting and killing minorities
Face Off???
Here's mine:
>1. Man needs money
>2. Wife gets kidnapped
>3. Everything falls apart
Fracture
The Departed?
Fracture, yessir
yes
>documentary about Detroit
>takes place the night before Halloween
Fargo
The Crow
>Evil birds capture inferior beings and extract their living essence
>choppy choppy big bad blocky
>new emperor
The Dark Crystal
Interstellar we have a teller o/ yas.
yes
Dark Crystal?
>now Disney owns this space horror franchise
>which makes Signourney Weaver the
>evil stepmother
>Black man angry about the state of his flight.
>coconut diarrhoea
Snakes on a Plane
>the second best Adam Driver movie of 2017
Snakes on a prane
>autistic legs
Forest gump
Why are you laughing at my mule.
Snakes on a plane
fuck u right
Fistfull of dollars
2 movies, different genres, same plot:
>A young man is ordered by his government
>to a far-off desert land, rich in a
>commodity vital for international commerce.
>He starts cavorting with the natives,
>adopts their culture and clothing,
>and is given a name in the local language.
>Riding on the backs of native animals,
>he leads the natives in armed rebellion
>against an occupying foreign power,
>securing their independence.
Correct.
Yes that was easyso here is a hard one.
>Leave their island
>Can't handle the real world
>Return to their island.
7 small men gangbang a hot princess.
Snow white
Dances with wolves/avatar
Lawrence of Arabia?
That is the tru tru
>Dennis Hopper find out some friends are
>gettting high and filming a movie
> flies out to join them
> ends up with cameo in movie
Snowwhite and the seven dwarves
Close but not quite
And the other?
The last samouraï
Too easy. Death Wish.
>Guy says hello to people
>huge aliens, fucking
Yes
>how do you play this game?
Yeah
> monsters, not really aliens
no idea
>Man upset life sucks.
>Blames God
>God takes vacation
>Man becomes god and learns a lesson or some fag shit
>Guy gets killed
>Gets better
>Saves people
>Walks on water
Bruce almighty
Bibble
Bruce Almighty
Bruce almighty ?
Bingo
Coal black and the sebben dwarfs
Jesus Christ superstar
correct. it's a bit obscure nowadays
>heartwarming love story of a dance instructor
>in his 30s and a rich high school girl
>be me
>play new video game
>just wanna go to California
Wrong and wrong
Dirty Dancing
The Wizard
>space rednecks killed by bug infestation because they didn't observe basic safety precautions
yes
>JFK and Elvis fight a mummy
> get help from a guy who may be the
> Lone Ranger
What are you guys talking about?
The Wizard
Covenant
I’m out, g’night kekbois a quiet ass licking
>giant mechs close interdimensional hole
here's one:
>starring that famous and lazy kike actor
>his character is somehow invencible
>goes to NY
>befriends his enemies in the end
Buba Hotep
Starship tropers?
Alien Covenant
correct
> movie owner encounters the end of the world
> has angel who might be the angel from
> It's a Wonderful Life
Dune?
No one on here gonna even try for this one?
>Man gets married
>Has tons of kids
>Serial killed murders wife and all but 1 kid
>years later
>child is kidnapped
>makes trip across the entire ocean to Australia
>Finds son in australia about to be given to crime-lords daughter as a gift
>3DPD:The live action movie
>sjw makes dragon tattoo
>gets rapped
>later fucks rapist
Also close but doesn't quite fit
So far, has the historic drama half. And the other movie is ________
>gets killed
>gets better
WTF?
I Am Legend?
>be me
>die
>come back as some fat rich dude
>can't see my boo
you don't mess with the Zohan
No other takers? Here's another hint:
>Guy keeps throwing people through glass windows
finding nemo
Nope, not even close
Alien the first one.???
WINRAR
>kill my rival
>hate immigrants
>impressed by youngster who could be my successor
>later find out hes the son of my rival
>get killed by him
Pacific rim.
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Battletoads
two moves in franchise
movie one:
>engineer has to die to get out of working
> on weapon of mass destruction
movie two:
>life imitates art, actress dies and gets out
> of director trying to destroy her life's work
I honestly thought Avatar was the correct one when I saw it posted oh well
>whore bites pimps dick off
>whore becomes a crimelord
>fillets three guys
>super police come
>slow motion violence insues
>guy put glasses on
>(((they))) everywhere
> horse gets split into slices
> Jennifer lopehhh
The gril with severe mental disorders?
Alien
Alien franshise
They Live
Matrix lol
the cell
Man eats gross egg and almost dies, teaching him to live healthy