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Maisie edition

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plan for raising my son.

Control his diet vigorously:
>breastfed as an infent by my doting wife
>milk and oats (ready brek if he prefers) for breakfast
>cheese and spinach wraps, plain yoghurt and lentil soup for lunch
>chicken/fish, rice and vegetables for dinner

make him study for 2 hours daily on top of school
>hour of maths a day
>other hour rotates between foreign language, music, programming, science
>he will be expected to learn geography, history, politics for himself (with my guidance)
>regularly discuss science, history, pihlosophy, politics/economics with him
>also encourage him to read novels and also just read intellectual materials like science magazines in his spare time

vigorous exercise regimen
>after school at least 2 laps, 2x10 pullups and dips
>cycles to school
>swimming once a week
>team sports at school (he can choose)
>as he becomes a teenager get him into strength trainign and combative sports replacing laps and pull ups

social life
>no tv in the house
>no vidya
>only a study computer
>he can play/indulge in those after allotted study time, but only at his friends houses
>will buy him an hour with a whore if he's failed to mention/show up with a girl

job/money
>teach him how to invest
>have him as a summer intern at my work
>task him with things that will force him to learn how to use excel

the basis of this will not be on punishment, but rather by persuading him that there is value in forsaking visceral base desires like boredom, for a structured life.

love pints

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>grammar my man

again, once they learn what a nonce their old man is you or your son won't be allowed within 1000m of a school mate

honestly so SICK of these early new threads

anime

that neeky virgin that killed 3 people reminds me a lot of my cousin
reckon he'll end up killing himself or noncing kids or something
oh well nothing I can do about it

little gremlin

Is there a way to specifically search for transgender people on the 'der?

have a pint and calm down paddy

Who /slowly worn down by the world/ here?
Used to be really nice to everyone all the time but it gets you nowhere so now I'm a bit of a prick, and while people tell me this i now hang out with mates and party all week and get more attention from girls because i simply don't give a fuck anymore and do whatever i want

Bit sad innit, no room for the righteous man in today's world lads

Behold the chariot of the Fairy Queen!
Celestial coursers paw the unyielding air;
Their filmy pennons at her word they furl,
And stop obedient to the reins of light:
These the Queen of Spells drew in,
She spread a charm around the spot,
And leaning graceful from the ethereal car,
Long did she gaze, and silently,
Upon the slumbering maid.

The broad and yellow moon
Shone dimly through her form—
That form of faultless symmetry;
The pearly and pellucid car
Moved not the moonlight's line:
'Twas not an earthly pageant:
Those who had looked upon the sight,
Passing all human glory,
Saw not the yellow moon,
Saw not the mortal scene,
Heard not the night-wind's rush,
Heard not an earthly sound,
Saw but the fairy pageant,
Heard but the heavenly strains
That filled the lonely dwelling.

'generate

let the lad have a pint here and there

From Georgia last night

I want to throat fuck every user ITT t.bh

depending on how twink-like you are, I'd consider it :3

Just warning you lot that I'm becoming a noncebuster and I'm NOT to be messed with

>how to make your child hate you, the post

no idea what is going on here yank you're going to hve to give me a rundown

J U S T

U

S

T

you're going to wank nonces?

*I begin to stand up, pint held high in the air*
*the scraping of my chair against the floor silences the room*
*i know that the moment is now*

Goooood save our graciouuuuuus Queen, LONG LIVEEEEE OUR NOBLE QUEEEEEEN!...

can I interest you in changing careers and busting my bollocks instead?

delusional

What about that Trump guy over in the states eh? Nothing but a racist bigot in my opinion mate aha x

*drowns you out with my passionate rendition of "ooo ahh up the RA"*

How do you imagine Britain in 2030?

probably the same as it is now except there's more new builds

>get home from work
>mum: "I put in some chicken for dinner but it's a bit black"
>check in kitchen
>two completely blackened charred chicken breasts in an oven pan literally carbonised

hmm yes excellent definitely not insane

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>Trump picks Georgia congressman to head HHS
>Georgia runs special election to fill his seat
>Democrats spend something like $35 million to win the seat, 7:1 outspent the republicans (most money ever on a house seat)
>Media calls it a referendum on Trump
>Republican wins
>Leftists meltdown

horrible

it has declined so much from the 90s to now and it's only getting worse

Are you a "bruv"?

*no one joins in, some people stare at you, some are too embarrassed*

PDR done lads.

Salary going from £45,900 to £51,300 starting in August and getting a £11,000 bonus.

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Communist shithole

me on the bottom left

>Non whites in the cages

Fuck off delusional racist twat

>non-whites in cages

Looks fucking good.

why are lefties always terrorist sympathisers?

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can someone post that funny retard wojak

thanks

not being rude sweetie but why did you think this was /brit/ material

those flats in the background are 3000 a month

Actually feel sorry for this one
youtube.com/watch?v=6iLKD1QcAzc

What are they looking at?

nice one lad, what do you do?

parenting has to be a tacit influence

if both parents maintain good habits, children will pick them up

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10 million muslims

twitter.com/junayed_/status/877487105324273664

did anybody see pakis doing this when 22 kids were blown to pieces in manchester?

Is there anywhere to work without getting hazed as a newbie ?

Hate Alison Brie

a lot of nonces are nonces because they were nonced by nonces as kids

not that I'm defending their actions in any way but they need help

more for me

Love Brie on crackers

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might get the hair cut short tomorrow lads

*helps them to the afterlife*

you should get your foreskin cut short too

ripe for the ovens

sister walked in on me having a tug

Not heard much about drumpfy lately

What's the loveable rascal up to?

yeah, oh wait...

Maisie rhymes with ...

/brit/ is a rorke general; leftist tears are always welcome

on the verge of impeachment

wish it was still 2016

chatting bollocks and Twitter and waiting to get impeached basically. he hasn't actually done a single thing.

Data science in oncology.

bro tier

when is drumpf going to do some of his promises

leftypol cancer OUT

>alright mate can I get a skin fade on the back and sides with it a bit longer on the top sort of coming forward, messy

Say those exact words and you'll get the primo Deano normiecut guaranteed to get compliments from men and women alike

took them home to nonce them

mike pence will be a great president he will genocide the gays

national liberation, anti-imperialism and socialism are good and are freedom fights
religious fundamentalism, racist and chauvinist terrorism is not
simple, sweetie x

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congrats mate

wonder if they ever target someone who has be set up?

i got my hair cut short on monday haha

been sat on the bog outright splurting diarrhea for the past 25 minutes and my arsehole fucking kills

sikhs aren't nonces m8 you're thinking of muslims

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Pics? x

cure*

>doing a simple inquiry into why yank politics is stinking up my willy smells of skips general
>accused of political bias
doing a big think

Lol. Not sure Sikhs are into that thing. Mainly pakis

Thanks la.

nonce

can't cure them once you're bent you're bent the only cure is death

hate nazis, hate communists, hate radical 'sheeds, not racist, leftypol, or fascist just don't like em simple as. love pints.

*bing bong*

Attention, colleague announcement, can Sara Davidson please report to the bogs.

That's Sara Davidson... to the bogs.

Thank you

*bing bong*

our ancestors :)

what you doing with the money? any goals? saving for a gaff?

pics x