I WAS IN THE POOL!

I WAS IN THE POOL!

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>just took a cold shower, so my dick will appear small for the duration
>just got out of the pool, it might look shriveled for the duration but i promise you i'm actually yuge

It shrinks?...

If you're white, yeah.

inb4 the thread devolves into dick size shitposting

ive heard if ya fuck in a pool the jizz dies coz of chlorine? any truth to this?


also something something something lobster traps

Are all manlets also dicklets?

youtu.be/GpUQyXI0Sns

Yes, the penis is part of the skeletal system after all.

Perhaps but supposedly it's bad for the woman because chlorine or whatever gets all the way inside

Having a small dick is suffering, bros.

god forbid a woman washes their cunt once a week

It was always too late, Demetri.

>literally have had 3 girls ask "is it in?" before

Kek silly white boi

...

could save loads on abortions tho. gotta look at the bright sides.

awww geez dude. aww geez.

Why are white penises so small and inferior???

Start dating Asian chicks.

I was looking for the Workaholics episode where the guy finds his perfect match and she's saying she would almost prefer a micropenis, but found this instead.

youtube.com/watch?v=-XTs3LxQ8QU

one of the girls who said it was asian

Are you fat, user?

nope, skinny 6'1

pretty good looking too thats why I have gotten laid a lot

but they don't stick around for too long...

kek no woman's ever said that to me

because i'm a virgin

I'm sorry.

How big are you user?

sall good. I'm white. Got it almost made in every category so I can sleep somewhat easy most nights

probably 4 to 5 inches

>probably
measure it

im scared to...

Measure from the bone, not the balls.

>tfw too thick to go balls deep
>still only slightly longer than average
>have to fuck in slow motion or girls start complaining about it hurting
>anal is totally out of the question for most girls
>can barely get head, never mind deepthroat

I just want to have normal sex without ripping a womans vag apart. Is that so much to ask?

damn man I've never met someone with an actual chode before

I suppose you know how women react, but context is important. It's late night Sup Forums, and you're scaring anons. Saying 4-5 inches seems dishonest, as I've never had a problem, and I'm a hair over 5 inches. Also, are these chicks just quick lays? Or actual women who have shown a legitimate interest in you?

kek this is me to

this dude is freaking me out right now

>tfw I thought I was the same until I met a tiny girl who could choke on a dick like a champ
it's always the quiet ones

hold on Il jack off in a second. 1 of them I dated for almost a year the other was a girl id fuck on and off for a few months. Last one who said it was a quick lay

The suspense is literally killing me.

Monitoring this thread.

>tfw 4.25 inches

wow she's kinda a cutie

>late night Sup Forums
>anons getting one guy to jack off so they can compare dick sizes

It's not some 6 inch girth or some crazy shit but I have to buy those XXL condoms and they're too long for my dick so sometimes they slide off while I fuck and get stuck inside the girl...

>it's really embarassing and they never call back

Fully erect its 4.5 inches and I jerked off to a BLACKED scene just for you Sup Forums

I agree.

Psst
hey pal, I got somethin for you
You can get custom sized condoms online, UK has TheyFit, US has MyOne.

okay

alright, I can work with this

thank you.

>tfw 6x5
>all my gfs have admitted to having bigger
>they all talk about their love of big cock during sex and foreplay

My dick is bigger, but I'm only 5'6" in height. When life gives you lemons, fuck whatever you can.

>user i like your dick, it looks nice, and my ex was too big for me
what the fuck am I supposed to feel here

What about girth? Maybe the problem is that it feels like a literal stick is poking them.

i don't know what the weight is and i dont know what girth means

its 3.... GIRTH UNITS

Thanks Brian Regan

>tfw pencil dick

Girth is the circumference of it, which is what is crying over.

looks like a normal dick girth to me. nothing small about that. This is 3 girls we are talking about out of over a dozen or so. That being said 3 is a high number to have said that... Maybe its just a hivemind thing girls have to say I really don't know

>8x6 dick
>ugly as fuck, manlet, stupid as fuck in both analytical and creative ways, crippling social and generalized anxiety, depression, zero self esteem, alcoholism

>3/12
I suppose that's not all bad. If you get laid often enough, you're bound to have a flounder here and there.

LOL. I've been there.

>Oh, you're so big.
Meanwhile, I her and I both know that's not the case. But, thanks for the morale booster.

>this is what dicklets actually believe

i thought i made her squirt but she really just pissed the bed!

But they're all Jewish.

I've actually had a girl piss the bed, but she was really drunk in her defense.

>be girl
>have sex with bf
>go to sleep
>have to pee in middle of the night
>instead of getting up just wet the bed
>next morning tell him the sex was so good you squirted multiple times
>he walks around super confident all day even though he slept in piss

You would have to be a dumb ass to believe that. When an adult pisses the bed, it stinks to high heaven.

>trying to b8 in a once-in-a-blue moon, genuine off-topic discussion thread

not when little girls do though

>lost 40 pounds
>went from 6 inches to 7
>girth from 5 to 6

We're all gonna make it guys. I also love being a grower, I can go from 1 inch to 7. It's convenient.

also for reference: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_penis_size

>dicklets have no response to the truth

kek. Just for once, can we have a thread that doesn't go there?

What's his name again?

DELETE THIS!

>there are people on Sup Forums that are cut

youtube.com/watch?v=I-vs8fwgwk0

Reminder that women with BIG VAGINAS are getting away with murder, saying guys having small dicks.

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link them if you don't want to get b& with a direct upload

Dan "he'll inform you the average size is about 5-5.5 inches long as he inserts" the Man Schneider

First time Seinfeld watcher here. I started this shit sometime last month, currently finishing up 4th season.

First half of S4 > season 1 > not watching Seinfeld > second half of S4 > season 2 > season 3

6 inch girth is crazy?

...

>fapping today
>notice a cut on the inside of my foreskin
>kinda sore
>kinda swolen

NOOOOOO

JDIMSA

>i hope you understand me now
i don't understand

>falseflagging

kek GOAT episode
youtube.com/watch?v=0zret7O8YoU

...

>you're probably wondering how I got here... well it all started 3 days ago

>it ain't me starts playing

LITTLE

how can I get a body like that guy without ever doing anything?

if you're fat, first just do literally nothing, that includes not eating

that'll get you most of the way there. Just don't be fat and most girls will be happy

>without ever doing anything
confirmed for not making it

I love Curb. And some women DO have really cavernous vaginas, especially after childbirth. It's not fun for the guy, regardless of dick size. My friend had a good description of what it's like fucking a woman with a huge vagina:

>It's like fucking a hefty bag full of mayonnaise.

It's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

I'm decently well-endowed and I've fucked some girls that are just ridiculously loose down there, so much that you wonder what the fuck happened

The only woman to tell me this was the only prostitute I've fucked. Which for me was weird because I would have figured the prostitutes to be the most honest of womymdom.

This makes me want to be the girl. It'd feel nice to be choosy for once.

A girl said that to me before but only cause I was semi-hard.
I think the only reason girls feel my ween is cause it bends upwards like a banana, but it's like 5 inches and 2 inches thicc so i'm a dicklet :(

Their job is literally to make you feel good. It's not weird at all.

have you been told the opposite before? how big are you?

it is odd for a prost though since you'd assume she'd have seen lots of men, and consequently extremes... but maybe dicklets are prone to disproportionately visiting them

I understand.

I'm 4.5" inches long and 5" around.

hmm your length is slightly below average but girth is average

How big a girl was she? Maybe you were a big guy - for her. Not big in a general sense but big for what she likes to handle