Match qt on Tinder

>match qt on Tinder
>have a great conversation
>set up date
>see this

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What do you do?

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Pet her

Eh... Idk really.

no way i could be seen in public with that thing

maybe if i were a manlet..

Depends on her personality.
If she's just another basic bitch, ditch her. If not, smash her

Thank god for her since I'm 1.72m myself

>"congrats, son! we thought you might have been gay!"

Try to find out if she does anal.

I want to fuck a midget in the ass so bad.

Rejoice
It's like banging children but legal

goddam. errr.... I mean... Honestly I dunno user sorry

even for my standard she is too fuckin small

Marry her.

>mfw

fuck her of course
Her size will make my tiny pecker look gigantic

Impregnate with my 1,9m genes

Do what you always do, Fuck her nice and clean and the ditch

i don't care if she's 20, hell i'd fuck her, you can't say you wouldn't fuck her, maybe that's what i'll do when they find her, i'll go and fuck her, fuck her right in the pussy

u like dwarves mate?

Fuck her.

I love tall girls.

no but i bet she would like my 18cm dick

>no beard
That's no dwarf I'll ever bed!

>meet her
>smile thinking I'll get to do it with midget
>she says she only likes tall guys 190+ and leaves

Damn, it would be like her leg or spine

Name is Karina Lemos

This

Go for it and compare what midget pussy feels like compared to human pussy

now i'm hard, fuck you for putting that image in my head

Hehe something similar happened to me, but she told me before so I spared her a public humiliation

Close my eyes and say "astaghfirullah" repeatedly.

Based post.

Do midgets have tight vaginas?

>match qt on Tinder

Date her, she looks nice.

She doesn't even need to kneel when she wants to go down on me.

I fucked a midget (like 4'2" I think) and her pussy was like normal.

that's because you have a small dick

Nobody wants to go down on you faggot.

She's still above my league

How short is too short for most of you?

Yes I do actually have a small dick but the size of her pussy was still the same size as other pussies that I've had my small dick in before. The size of my penis is irrelevant to this.

have you considered suicide?

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Yeah all the time but not because of my dick. I've only got one penis, user. Gotta work with it.

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It depends on the dwarfism
Most dwarfism mostly affects development of the limbs so their cunts will be normal range
"True" midgets have proportionate dwarfism which is more likely to be caused by endocrine problems which means they're more likely to have loli pussies

How did you come into so much knowledge of midget cunts user?

>feel just like having sex with a minor

he was punchin mad cones one night n thought a midget doco would be funny as fuck (they aint)

The best feel

TELL HER i AINT INTO CIRCUS FREAKS CUZ THATS HOW STRAIGHT I ROLLA
then I try to persuade he to commit suicide

my sides

Pretty close actually, People with dwarfism interest me because of their association with entertainment and the bittersweet elements of their lives and the choices they have to make as people with often an inheritable condition that affects your health and your opportunities in life but also defines a lot of your own identity when you have it.

I got nothing against dwarves, but whole families of them are justy why

they're great at smithing and mining
and killing goblins

FUCK EEET

Fuck her, she cute

god damn yes, Id have fun with that little fuck ball

>tfw your wife is a midget and she's STILL taller than you

кeк

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It's just a date. I'm into freaky shit.
I'm not sure how I'd feel about a long term relationship. But sure if she's awesome I'm sold on her regardless of the superficial.

5'6"

>People like this can get married and have sex and children
>I can't

HAHHAHAhaAHAHA

Fuck her throat.

Midgets can be hot too

cute little thing ;__;

>implying you wouldn't

youtube.com/watch?v=gzc5czzsap4

fug a shortstack

I'm not autistic so I would say "I don't want to waste your time, this won't be going anywhere"
and then leave

Shortstacks are natures gift to man

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ask her if she likes kissing boys

fucking smash. she's fucking hot who care how tall she is? look at dem hips.

Shes actually really pretty and decently proportional. Just small.

i don't think this is a midget. just a short girl. i want to bang t b h.

Pretty much what you'd expect from Brazilian television

You don't want a future dwarf race to exist? We've had plain humans for too long.

>I would say "I don't want to waste your time, this won't be going anywhere" and then leave
>I'm not autistic

Very clearly a midget

Probably this
I have a tendency to tease short girls

Fuck her in secret

>tfw 189.7
just end it bro

she's got a people face tho, and a nice body.

this, just for the novelty of it.

dis gon be gud

Ela é bonita, apesar do nanismo. Imagine que você está comendo uma halfling.
A buceta deve ser bem apertadinha.
Eu se fosse você comia sem piedade alguma.

>seja homem e enfie o pau nessa meretriz
>recuse enfiar o pau nessa meretriz e seja um viado

Escolha um, OP.

go on a lovely date and act like a normal human being, don't be an asshole, complement her, etc

This exact scenario happened to my friend kek. He got a handy in the driver's seat of her car. He said it was wierd because her seat was rolled all the way up.

she's taller than him

Like we say here
>In times of war any hole is a trench

> serb wants to fuck dwarf with their leg